Jack Monroe #230 Black-ish

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Bristol Sport are running a competition, all you need to do is download the recipe card, and upload a photo of your tit-cake. Only one entry so far, and oh-my-gawwwwd :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

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Oh dear God. No child would eat that.
 
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Shes ignoring Christmas this year isn't she? Nobody must've paid her for a festive feast spread 🥲. Hasn't even asked what everyones favourite Quality Street is!
 
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Bristol Sport are running a competition, all you need to do is download the recipe card, and upload a photo of your tit-cake. Only one entry so far, and oh-my-gawwwwd :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

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God love that child.
 
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So veganism seriously impacted her health? She always says this, but never explains why. Vegans are usually at pains to explain how you can get all the nutrients you need from a vegan diet as long as it’s balanced (and you consider a Vit B supplement, maybe).

But not Jack. It’s like she took a meat-and-two-veg, Little Englander’s view of veganism (i.e. someone of my parent’s generation) as the perfect excuse to eat bacon and black pudding on the daily.

Just admit you like processed meat, Jack!
 
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That looks like intimidation tactics to me. This is not going to end well 🙀🐱🐈
Sorry if asked before but do we know the status of whether Copper is intact & if Mini is female?
Cos there’s gunna be trouble if so, another potential selfish cat act by our Jackie Gal

Oh dear God. No child would eat that.
I just love the fact they’ve spelt their name wrong….
 
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Sorry if asked before but do we know the status of whether Copper is intact & if Mini is female?
Cos there’s gunna be trouble if so, another potential selfish cat act by our Jackie Gal


I just love the fact they’ve spelt their name wrong….
Not for the first time
 
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Why would they choose Jack for a Bristol Sport thing? She’s not from Bristol (G-d please don’t bring us Bristolian Jack) and other than ditching her cane to supposedly train for a marathon, she’s never shown any interest in sport.

And if it’s a thing for kids, why use dried prunes and figs? No matter how hilarious the name, 99% of kids are not going to eat a bleeping prune.
 
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so Northern Ireland and Greece are in the same kicky ball league next year for the kickyball nations league. I’ve just remembered about Jack jumping on the euro bandwagon with her post about the England players and people just thought she was being racist because her post made no sense 😂😂
 
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“distraccident” - is Jack trying to join in with the portmanteaus?
Yes I feel seen. Distraccident is even worse than maskhole because an accident is by its nature, unintended. Unlike tinned cod roe which, by its nature, shouldn’t be deep fried and served with whatever that rit was.
I made some vegan creamy mushroom pasta, the other day so that’s my tea sorted, lucky me.
 
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Why does she make such horrid concoctions on tit white bread (with a hint of bull) It is all disgusting. Like those piss take sketches where they mock actual chefs who just throw loads of tit together and tell us it must taste nice because who is really going to try it?
 

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so Northern Ireland and Greece are in the same kicky ball league next year for the kickyball nations league. I’ve just remembered about Jack jumping on the euro bandwagon with her post about the England players and people just thought she was being racist because her post made no sense 😂😂
Lol Cyprus isn’t in it though
 
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Hold on with your Brioche requests fraus, I'm still waiting on ALL the ideas she had for "3 massive bowls of Pumpkin seeds and flesh"
 
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