@MancBee are you the source of the Manchester green parrots? (Bored of Jack's non tweeting so starting my own rumours/chaos)
I love peaches, just not tinned ones. I don't hate cats, they are just not my pet of choice . I could always sort out your cutlery drawer, whether you kept it tidy after would be up to you.
I am sure we would get on just fine
Unfortunately no. Rumour has it that they were let free when they closed Belle Vue Zoo in 1977. They managed to find places for all the big animals, but just opened the cages for the little birds.@MancBee are you the source of the Manchester green parrots? (Bored of Jack's non tweeting so starting my own rumours/chaos)
Do the sheep think he’s alright though?He's bought himself a separate flat to write in now, so I wonder. He is a lovely guy though, comes up this way quite often. The village of Naver in his latest book is my nearest large village in disguise, he was up here most of the summer he wrote it.
Yup, looking at the top, that's professional. I cut my own fringe but I use my late mother's proper hairdressing scissors, lovingly retained since her apprenticeship. I deliberately make it choppy as it's a nightmare to get straight. In addition, my hair waves, particularly on short bits like a fringe, so that uneven bits are hidden and even a professional cut looks horribly uneven in five minutes of drying.You'd never get a fringe that straight with embroidery scissors, it would be too much little snipping. Plus the scissors would be fucked for sewing usage after going through hair, especially thick hair like Jack's.
I'm in the professionally done camp. And it was done that day too, not the few days she claims.
I've got one too - a couple of years ago from George at Asda!My heart dropped at the fringe pic as I was already regretting my (cheap as Covid chips as I am POOR) yellow Mac - went on a weekend jaunt to a seaside townand every other woman of a certain age was wearing one. I am a woman of a certain age. Am I older Jack?
Wow, what a find! 104 cans... but how many books?It seems the “competition” is just a set of advertorials being run on a load of magazine websites - didn’t click through them all but I imagine they are all in the same publishers stable.
104 cans! Not too shabby - I would keep half a dozen and give the rest to a food bank but I won’t enter because it offers credence to the idea that Del Monte and Jack Monroe is a partnership of worth. Plus, I don’t want the damn books! One of the comper kings and queens can have fun thinking of ways to eat the damn things!
Plan.It seems the “competition” is just a set of advertorials being run on a load of magazine websites - didn’t click through them all but I imagine they are all in the same publishers stable.
104 cans! Not too shabby - I would keep half a dozen and give the rest to a food bank but I won’t enter because it offers credence to the idea that Del Monte and Jack Monroe is a partnership of worth. Plus, I don’t want the damn books! One of the comper kings and queens can have fun thinking of ways to eat the damn things!
Too many if they are mackies books!How many is in a bundle?
Before donating the bungle we have to take a recipe each and cook itPlan.
We all enter.
The four winners are all tattlers.
We give all of the peaches to Poca.
We send the bungles of books to the various copyright libraries around the U.K. (BL, Bodleian, Cambridge UL, National library of Wales, National library of Scotland) with handwritten notes telling them how worried we are that these national treasures will be lost from history and that these copies are to be kept with Newton’s Principia Mathematica/Darwin’s first edition/ The Cuthbert Gospel.
same, babe
That’s me outBefore donating the bungle we have to take a recipe each and cook it
Thank(space)you for clarification.View attachment 573371
@fauxpoor assuming the fringe pic is recent she’s very clearly still in the hotel - you can see the wall colour and AC. How tragic tbh.
Can we all make wicker men too and present the resulting slop/brick bread/fluorescent cakes to the statues at the solstice?Before donating the bungle we have to take a recipe each and cook it
Agreed, but I’d honestly trust LIFE! DEATH! PRIZES! more with my personal data than I would with a certain smol pixie.These competition websites look dodgy as fuck
You know, I think you could be right here!it would be usual in rehab to address other, neglected, health concerns. dental, gynae, etc so she may well be having treatment for these too. But she is definitely a rehab outpatient.
A can of Del Monte™️ to enjoy every 3.5 days. Imagine having to eat that many peaches for an entire yearOn what frequency of consumption have they worked 104 cans out to be a years worth of tinned peaches?
https://giphy.com/ZbRAvMuUsnME8A can of Del Monte™️ to enjoy every 3.5 days. Imagine having to eat that many peaches for an entire year
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