Jack Monroe #168 Darling, bit gauche

[Pocahontas]

Congratulations to @Brian Butterfield and @fauxpoor - you are joint thread title champs. Your prize: a plate of Jack’s latest foray into embracing her Greek roots.


Recap of last thread

1. Her goal is to write so many books that’s there’s one for all seasons and reasons.
2. She’s an ‘anxious first time plant mom’.
3. Old news but let’s have another lol in honour of her honorary double doctorates.
4. Don’t forget the Big Book Weekend live event at 1.30pm.
5. Oh. Hmm. Her Twitter has been deactivated.
6. Her Instagram is private as well. Hope everything’s ok ...?
7. Spoiler: Housekeeping

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[Marmalade Atkins]

@EllaEm87 She will be back, just like every other time.

 

[Flash123]

What I find really funny is even though Sir Matt highlighted that Leeds fan guy earlier giving him tit all his fans have been really reasonable and called out the behaviour like adults. Jack’s fans would have been issuing the guy death threats and harassing him in Dms . Seems like Matt just quite rightly called the guy out but hasn’t given it a second thought. ADULT.

 

[EllaEm87]

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@EllaEm87 She will be back, just like every other time.

To be fair, there is such a good community here, we don’t even need Jack. Jack was just the glue that brought us together. We are the CABAL. We don’t need her.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Erm....washed a glove today

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

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[Sideboard Bob]

What a surprisingly apt thread title @Brian Butterfield and @fauxpoor !
Deleting her Twitter, out of the blue, in the middle of a Saturday night, leading @Pocahontas to have to start a midnight new thread... how gauche!

 

[Flash123]

I do hope she manages to leave for a bit, look after her mental health and give SB an amazing birthday.

 

[EllaEm87]

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This is where I need the eye roll emoji.

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Just explained this to my partner. He said it’s an elaborate way to make a joke but he likes it he’s appreciating the cabal humour.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

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And all the others in between

 

[HotesTilaire]

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Am almost scared to ask...what is this one called and what is her position in the Barbara Chickens rip Narc Rage/ Kendra Hen rip debacle?

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Am almost scared to ask...what is this one called and what is her position in the Barbara Chickens rip Narc Rage/ Kendra Hen rip debacle?

Wanita Chiquito. She was Kendra's accomplice in the feather frenzy of 2020.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Oh, chicken names make me cry. A friend rescued some wingless ladies and named them all after fem hygiene products with 'no wings'.

 

[Flibbertigibbet]

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The Pink News headline "Jack Monroe quits Twitter 'for the good of their mental health'" confused me with the pronoun - I thought it meant she had quit for the good of poor Twitter's mental health.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Oh, chicken names make me cry. A friend rescued some wingless ladies and named them all after fem hygiene products with 'no wings'.

Now I’m picturing the chickens doing that chicken head-bop to “It’s My Life” by Doctor Alban.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Her going awol on SM is all pre-fight warm up. She's shown she's willing to get her knees grazed, she'll take on the rozzers, and now the silent pysch out for tomorrows debate (fight).

She's probably filming a Rocky-esque montage.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

When she deactivated for 40 hours last year, it was only us who noticed.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Dear heart and headgear aficionado traumatised sideboard does a sterling job of keeping count of words
I am not so forensic however it feels like sundays= chaos more than any other weekday.
The first few weeks of January were hard though, that was a new one every day

 

[Orphan_Black]

When she deactivated for 40 hours last year, it was only us who noticed.

We were pretty much the whole viewership on the DM live too. Her biggest 'fanbase' can't bloody stand her!!!

Also, second ponderings on her absence, I thought the grazed knee tweet was today until I saw the comments following it, she's making out she was the kerfuffles in London today. twit.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Fighting people twice her size and taking a police officer down, wow. Not adult behaviour and not something to post on your work account.

I'm still laughing at @Orphan_Black's Rocky montage scenario. Jack in a satin bathrobe with Vaseline on her eyebrows doing a punchy pose.