Jack Monroe #166 Comments are off

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Loool I loved Mary Poppins sorry if that's major Tory vibes 😭 We only had about 5 VHSs growing up (impending poverty blog entitled "Cassettes" coming soon) and this was one of them so I rinsed it.

I haven't watched it since about 1999 though and not gunna lie, I used to fast forward that weird bit where they eat dinner on the ceiling.
I hated that scene, the laughing will still freak me out to this day.
 
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Ffs I don’t have Twitter and clicked this. Then the sound got somehow embedded in my phone and it just kept going on a loop 😱 just some weird scuffling. Why does she cartoon herself? Why doesn’t she either add music, or turn off sound? Why is she wrapping her hair up around food? Why is her hair thick and wild, I thought we made it all fall out? Nnnnggggggggg
 
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Ffs I don’t have Twitter and clicked this. Then the sound got somehow embedded in my phone and it just kept going on a loop 😱 just some weird scuffling. Why does she cartoon herself? Why doesn’t she either add music, or turn off sound? Why is she wrapping her hair up around food? Why is her hair thick and wild, I thought we made it all fall out? Nnnnggggggggg
I'm just imaging those are the leggings she had on last night, mmmmmm all that raw chicky juice and vinegar dregs. Move over L'Oreal, Jack's got the real miracle cure! :sick:
 
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I feel the same about the immense hype surrounding every single Disney movie, ngl. I might be biased because I wasn't a huge fan of princess films in childhood and, if any, only watched The Aristocats (animal obsessed child) but it feels weird when adults base their entire personalities off of films for children.
Agreed, can’t understand Disney fanaticism. Husband thought baby would want to watch finding Nemo (she didn’t, obviously) and duck me it’s like nails on a chalk board, they are the most annoying characters of all time. The generation of movies before it must be truly dire to an adult brain - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Mary Poppins and the sound of music 🤢🤢🤢

Even worse is the pair of them have sexual urges towards Mary Poppins and don’t mind letting us know. Sickening.
 
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omg I’ve just realised I make the baby do this like a performing monkey bless her 😂

Does anyone else get major heeby jeebies over Mary Poppins? That movie was dated af by the time we were watching it in the 90s, sorry to be a witch two days running but only bleeping weirdos would enjoy this movie this much both in their childhood and well into adulthood? The first bit of the above doesn’t apply if you were brought up back in the day and Mary was 🔥 for you so pls don’t hate me
this has absolutely finished me off 😂
 
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omg I’ve just realised I make the baby do this like a performing monkey bless her 😂

Does anyone else get major heeby jeebies over Mary Poppins? That movie was dated af by the time we were watching it in the 90s, sorry to be a witch two days running but only bleeping weirdos would enjoy this movie this much both in their childhood and well into adulthood? The first bit of the above doesn’t apply if you were brought up back in the day and Mary was 🔥 for you so pls don’t hate me
 
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I'm grinning from ear to ear. Penultimate work day. All of my colleagues are being lovely and no emails from aggro boss (yet). Will admit to missing my jaunty little hat though. My paperclip head feels naked.
 
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Does she have a dyson hairdryer or am I confusing it with a fan?
Yes absolutely. L bought her a v expensive hairdryer I’m sure Jack asked for and here she is using leggings to dry her hair. 🙄 I did always think it was a ridiculous waste for someone with short hair though so fits I suppose.

I missed the present pic, how crass. I don’t know why I’m surprised though.
 
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