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that has got to be the next thread title
#thread title At home with the fraus, 😂
Slight amendment to thread title nomination - ‘At home with the sad, little, mendacious, House Fraus’ or whatever insult(s) she has thrown at us!

I’ll be the first to admit that sometimes the front facing camera is an absolute cheek with how unflattering it is. BUT this is not the same nose/face she presents in her pics
Most people spent lockdown(s) making bread/banana bread etc - Jack spent it reading Facetune for Dummies
 
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Putting Willow after Cardigan and August for the Grammys was *chefs kiss* and I cried when I watched it for the first time this morning.
My specific relative shared a name with Taylor's specific relative and gave the same advice so that song makes me cry too.
Please forgive self-indulgent minor O/T.
I'm a terrible stan who still hasn't watched the Grammy performance

got proper teary eyed with your spoiler there. that song reminds me of mine who's gone too ❤
 
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I think if she does a live again we need to nominate 1 tattler to live tweet it and the rest to stay off it, (and catch up later) we are influencing the numbers far too much!!
I vote you watch and you can leave your hat on

I’ll be the first to admit that sometimes the front facing camera is an absolute cheek with how unflattering it is. BUT this is not the same nose/face she presents in her pics
I flipped it I don’t know what it proves except two is even more terrifying
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No!!! Do NOT mess with the patty!!

Ok, so I must admit that I watched only a couple of DKLs (through my fingers), before having to back away from it and bleach my brain, so I’m not the best judge of whether or not that was an improvement. What I will say is that I cringed myself inside out watching the DM live. Too much disappearing here there and everywhere to fetch this and that, the promotional bit was bleak, and the marinade looked absolutely grim. It was so unprofessional- and what was that green rice at the end? Did she bake it in the oven? Why, Fraus, WHY?!!! The shaky/almost in tears bit really got me at the end, too. It seemed very off kilter, and, no matter my opinion of her presentation and cooking, I hope she’s ok, and utilising the professional and personal support networks she says she has.
 
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Ah but then Fraus isn’t she a bit of a genius because I don’t get paid 6 figures to do a really tit live recipe to 140 canal members
 
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Offtopic of jack, but on topic of del Monte and pineapples..

Is anyone else weirdly interested in their bioengineered pink pineapple that comes in a gift box with a certificate of authenticity for 49 bucks? 🤣

The man from del Monte isn't doing a great job of selling it on the socials; saying it's tastes like normal pineapple but a bit sweeter. Well that justifies the premium. So it's people buying to take photos for social media then? Either that or a wedding gift.

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I googled how they made them pink, genetically modified and take 2 years to grow! I also found this pic of them, looks like gammon! :sick:


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Offtopic of jack, but on topic of del Monte and pineapples..

Is anyone else weirdly interested in their bioengineered pink pineapple that comes in a gift box with a certificate of authenticity for 49 bucks? 🤣

The man from del Monte isn't doing a great job of selling it on the socials; saying it's tastes like normal pineapple but a bit sweeter. Well that justifies the premium. So it's people buying to take photos for social media then? Either that or a wedding gift.

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It’s cuboid watermelons again
 
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Offtopic of jack, but on topic of del Monte and pineapples..

Is anyone else weirdly interested in their bioengineered pink pineapple that comes in a gift box with a certificate of authenticity for 49 bucks? 🤣

The man from del Monte isn't doing a great job of selling it on the socials; saying it's tastes like normal pineapple but a bit sweeter. Well that justifies the premium. So it's people buying to take photos for social media then? Either that or a wedding gift.

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Pinkglow pineapple del Monte
My husband just glanced over and thought this was ham 😂
 
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Offtopic of jack, but on topic of del Monte and pineapples..

Is anyone else weirdly interested in their bioengineered pink pineapple that comes in a gift box with a certificate of authenticity for 49 bucks? 🤣

The man from del Monte isn't doing a great job of selling it on the socials; saying it's tastes like normal pineapple but a bit sweeter. Well that justifies the premium. So it's people buying to take photos for social media then? Either that or a wedding gift.

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And if you like that, I've got some magic beans for you. Maybe Del Monte could use Jack to promote them. Fee fi ephemeral fum, I smell the blood of an Irish-Cypriot-Englishwoman.
 
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I flipped it I don’t know what it proves except two is even more terrifying
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I think she might be contouring the wrong bits of her nose, but it's definitely a different nose to the smol pixie nose she has on her selfies.
 
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Poca you're a mod! Do we have to behave around you now? It's like when your work mate becomes your boss. How far can we push this 😂
 
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😂 I could also do a nice line in ‘What do with random crap around your house’. To be honest I found all the tumble dryer fluff mockery slightly triggering as I’ve been saving mine for a rainy day.
Won’t be much use in the rain, pet.
 
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I’m convinced after looking is what someone (apologies it is moving too fast) is glasses eyes. When you are so used to seeing someone wearing glasses and she has just taken them off combined with a loaf of makeup so the imprints. Also because her glasses are massive it is making a huge dent in her nose.
 
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