Jack Monroe #138 Jack Monroe MBE

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LemonChicken

I've been lurking since thread 1 , but tonight enough is enough.

That monopoly money is brand new! Not a crease on it, not a mark!

We all know her hands are permanently grubby, there is no way that money has been kept so clean after multiple uses!
 
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TheDragonWithAFlagon

TurnedUpInTipp said:
Ahh! Linda Riley..
That's why she seems untouchable.
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She's not immune to grifters. My old lodger was one they published breathless Hagiographies of as a stunning example of *something, something Lesbian*. Thing is, the lodger wasn't LGB - or T until there was the chance of a talking head slot on TV and then that became their identity for five minutes on camera. Last time I heard, because the T part included a lot of cultural appropriation of both Chola/Latinx and dangerously near blackface (yes, REALLY) at times, the new thing/income stream was being Q+


Pity they fucked off without paying the rent or cleaning their fetid sweatpit that was previously my spare room until they trashed it.
 
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PoorPatrol

LemonChicken said:
I've been lurking since thread 1 , but tonight enough is enough.

That monopoly money is brand new! Not a crease on it, not a mark!

We all know her hands are permanently grubby, there is no way that money has been kept so clean after multiple uses!
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I love that even after everything she’s done, it’s Monopoly that’s finally sent you over the edge
 
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moosesauna

Gives me flashbacks to that 'Competitive Dad' Fast Show sketch!!
 
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Dogmuck

blurstoftimes said:
I bet Jack beats SB in monopoly by sadfishing him until he gives her his money and property out of pity. Her version probably has a 'donate to Patreon' card too.
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Bet every time she picks up a chance card it’s like
“You’ve been contacted by a model agency collect £200 from each player”

“You’ve caught covid/adhd/shimmering black eye collect £300 from each player”

“You’re the 345th most relevant lesbian in 2007 collect £50 from each player”
 
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traumatised sideboard

I didn't know you were vegan @Brian Butterfield are you still going to hatch an egg?

Just so we're clear, my official stance on flooflebot (retch) is that it I hate it and want to crush it with a tin of Melicious Mel Donte Sitrus Calad available at all major retailers.

 
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TriviaNewtonJohn

We probably have enough material for a full Monropoly set
 
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blurstoftimes

When SB gets older and wiser he can beat her at her own game -

'Model agency turns out to be a generic scam email, give £200 back'

'Internet forum reveals covid / black eye to be fake, go straight to jail'

'It's 2021. You lose the game'
 
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kachoochoo

LemonChicken said:
I've been lurking since thread 1 , but tonight enough is enough.

That monopoly money is brand new! Not a crease on it, not a mark!

We all know her hands are permanently grubby, there is no way that money has been kept so clean after multiple uses!
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omg! after all this time! we'll have all seen you up there in the notifications. I've often thought "when will Lemon Chicken join in?"

I am glad you're here. and for monopoly!
 
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