ReginaPhalangee
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“It’s a borrowed flask, I don’t own it”
Mortifying attempt at an ugly duckling narrative: we're the ones in the wrong for not recognising Jack's nascent grace and talent.Changed her bio to newly hatched View attachment 122414
I couldn’t cook my way out a paper bag but even know that jackfruit is not something she discovered. Reminds me of the time Alexandra Burke said on live TV she had made up the phrase ‘the elephant in the room’There is so much to unpick in that atrocious, self aggrandising twaddle.
Some TV execs were being kind and terribly woke at an TV auction for Stonewall and "bought" her (although am sure Allegra was more of the draw). She did not discover Jackfruit, it's been used in Asian cooking for about 5000 years. They were being polite when they said they couldn't tell the difference. No-one is going to steal your recipe, as they've already got their own version (again, you didn't invent it). Mary Portas and Sue Perkins were there for the food, not to give you a TV job (thank God, always thought they looked like intelligent women).
She's probably going to launch some sky lanterns later, to the accompaniment of 'One Day Like This'. She's that basic.Ah yes, a garden which fits two tents, an outhouse, a table seating six, a patio set, a barbeque, and a hanging rattan chair, along with plenty of mature shrubbery: the very epitome of deprivation.
People who doubtless contribute to her comfort by buying her books and donating to her may well be in studio flats, overcrowded homes, living with abusers. She's a vile, vile human playing at poverty.
Also 1) Elbow are fucking bland and
2) stop being a cow about your fiancée getting pissed off with your manic episodes.
Oh for ffs why is that even necessary? Why does she need to add in the 32x my income bit? We get it, IT'S RENTED, YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY IT,Omg change the record!
I worry about them, in all honesty.I don't think that many of them have eaten any actual food. Most comments seem to consist of 'I can't wait for the recipe' or 'I never knew that you could roast garlic'.
Even worse is that when drumming up pre-sales she was bragging about that held-back recipe as a reason to buy the book.Only Jack Monroe could publish a recipe book in which she refuses to share a recipe. Jack, just be honest, you can no more make vegan crackling than I can poo gold ingots.
Ah yes, a garden which fits two tents, an outhouse, a table seating six, a patio set, a barbeque, and a hanging rattan chair, along with plenty of mature shrubbery: the very epitome of deprivation.Tell us again about that shitty bungalow, Jack.
Do your worst, I have a plan that will make me enough money to fight said solicitors. Tell them to send the letter addressed to my coal shed, where I will be busy filming a new mini series on living out of next doors bin.Please don't come and bring discord to the only online thread where vegans, veggies and everyone else chat together in harmony, new member.
I've screenshotted your post and am calling my solicitor.