Squiggies have let me down.
No-one is asking for ouchy finger updates
No-one is asking for ouchy finger updates
And how does the soap that goes in it get there. Does she carry it home in her grubby hands?View attachment 305497
I found the marble-effect soap dispensers on Wilko and erm...
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I'm thinking Fancy a Fuck Fajetas.I
I still think it weird that she named a dish for Allegra, Come to Bed Carbonara and for Louisa, Come To Bed Parmigianayou’d think Jack with her mAvErIcK brain would be a little more imaginative
I saw someone ask about it earlier this morning. Hope her finger is OKSquiggies have let me down.
No-one is asking for ouchy finger updates
This list includes Unilever, who as we know recently paid Jack a 5 figure sum #ecowarriorJack
Or because she can't afford a car. Or because of her ADHD and/ or her maverick brain.I thought Jack didn't drive because she couldn't pass her driving test, not because she made a conscious decision not to drive on environmental grounds.
Maybe 'ye olde medieval Jack' is her next incarnation - making soap and candles from tallow?shut up lard soap - surely not? Surely no one would do this...
Now imagining Jack sat at her extender dining table with some lye and rendered fat, a la Tyler Durden.
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I found the marble-effect soap dispensers on Wilko and erm...
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What world does she live in where Wilkos sells artisan clay soap dispensers?View attachment 305497
I found the marble-effect soap dispensers on Wilko and erm...
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OT question, sorry, but your mention of chocolate reminded me. I normally add a load of advent calendars to my foodbank donation around this time of year. Just because I still get a thrill from an advent calendar so I figure who wouldn't, but is chocolate/that sort of thing not so helpful. I thought it was a nice thing, but am worried I am being a patronising dick now.
ETA: ah, sorry, seen asked and answered already.
@Flumps - advent calendars are great - for our particular bank we need them a couple of weeks before the start of December as some parcels can sit around for a week in the warehouse due to rotation blah blah blah.Honestly, this is the best option and foodbanks really appreciate it. Getting chocolate is great and people love it but last Christmas we were bundling clients out of the door with like three selection boxes each plus all of their food. Getting money donations allows them to buy crates of stuff which people don’t generally think to give - pet food, UHT milk, nappies, etc etc.
I’m currently working with a charity who, outside of their usual remit, are distributing food parcels at the mo and some of the stuff they have donated is wild: whole wheels of cheese, literal buckets of mozzarella, kombucha, McDonalds sauces, mad seafood, veg like celeriac which a lot of people simply don’t know what to do with. It makes for some super fancy (and also oddly matched) boxes, but honestly people just want simple, filling food and it’s important it can be heated in a microwave IMO as so many people struggle with keeping their meter topped up.
Pissing myself at the commenters to Jack berating her for using toiletries with palm oil: this is the problem that she’s created for herself - she’s spent so long pandering to the middle class Guardianista brigade who can afford to be conscientious in their purchasing habits and worked so hard (for once!) to position herself as one of them that she’s simultaneously expected to Feed The Poors (Let Them Know It’s Christmas Time) and be an ethical buyer. In reality she’s doing neither and I’m enjoying seeing her between a rock and a hard place.
From my son's bedroom window, I can see my 85yo neighbour's kitchen sink and I love that I can see his bar of Imperial Leather on the window ledge.Oh lordy, Imperial Leather is trending at no 4 on twatter. They will be giddy with delirium and scampering around like an excited puppy
I keep coming back to this post, @HarderFaster you are so right.Pissing myself at the commenters to Jack berating her for using toiletries with palm oil: this is the problem that she’s created for herself - she’s spent so long pandering to the middle class Guardianista brigade who can afford to be conscientious in their purchasing habits and worked so hard (for once!) to position herself as one of them that she’s simultaneously expected to Feed The Poors (Let Them Know It’s Christmas Time) and be an ethical buyer. In reality she’s doing neither and I’m enjoying seeing her between a rock and a hard place.
Could have been worse, could have been “come to bed devil eggs” Louisa has to take the small winsI
I still think it weird that she named a dish for Allegra, Come to Bed Carbonara and for Louisa, Come To Bed Parmigianayou’d think Jack with her mAvErIcK brain would be a little more imaginative
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