Finally made an account now this thread exists. Get me to Mykonos plz.
Is this man real? I’ve not come across anything this sexy in a while. The eyes, smile, abs,

and those LEGS. I thought I didn’t like brummie accents (sorry to anyone from the midlands, I’ve got a horrible accent too) but DAMN he even makes that sexy! I can just about overlook the awful awful dress sense. The driving and lockdown offences are a disgrace so I would respectfully turn down a marriage proposal from him. In the bedroom however...



although gotta say those tiktok fanfic things are a bit cringe (would defo have been making loads when I was 13 though).
Had never heard of him until his first appearance on the pitch the other week, I was like oh my CHRIST who is HE?!!! (Same thing happened with DCL too, what a god.)