Jack Grealish

[Twinsinnit]

Ruin my life already.

Life ruined forever! I don’t even want a relationship, just one night being crushed by those thighs!
I wouldn’t even care if he shouts “winner winner chicken dinner” when he cums

 

[watermelon sugar]

What has he got on. Can he either just wear his footie kit or nothing at all. Is that too much to ask

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

He's not hard to look at but at the same time he looks like he'd wipe his dick on the curtains and has something 2 disprin can't cure.

 

[cherryblossom1502]

Genuinely obsessed to the point I wake up sad he's not my boyfriend

 

[BelleAmie]

This thread has ruined me. At the start of the week I was happily obsessed with him and his thighs and now I’m like ... where is he? Why isn’t he having breakfast with the others? What is he doing and who is he doing it with?!

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Omg. I’ve done nothing but watch TikToks of him for weeks. Like obv I fancy loads of men but there’s something about him I am OBSESSED

He’s absolutely thick as fuck and a rat but idgaf

 

[Justnosey100]

So he really did not see her for 6 weeks and immediately go on a lads holiday another red flag to add to the list of those I would willingly ignore

 

[watermelon sugar]

Rashford is so fit and lovely and bet he’d be so generous in the sack but he’s too nice for me

Rashford looks like he'd stop halfway through and ask if I'm okay and if I want any snacks. I'd still bang him though

 

[Twinsinnit]

I feel ya girl

He’s genuinely ruined my life! I’m so pissed off that I’ll never get to shag him Im married with 2 kids and about 2 sizes too big

 

[LittlePea]

My life has not known peace since I became aware of Jack Grealish's existence

 

[RoseBush23]

i don’t see him as boyfriend material at all, but I just want to experience one night of passion with him and I’d never complain about anything again

 

[Johnjones7656]

I’m in too deep peeps...I’ve just watched Sasha empty the tumble dryer on YouTube!!

 

[WritersBlock]

I am really worried that I am going to begin giving a fuck about the premiere league again (quit that shit at maybe early 20s). I am kind of obsessed with all of them. My actual full time job is love bombing Marcus, Saka and Sancho all over social media. Which I will quit when I am done love bombing. Yes.

This. I’m a 42 year old independent woman who has been reduced to putting pink heart emojis on footballers Instagrams. I think I need to get back in touch with my therapist.

 

[nolongerlurking]

I’ve found my people

 

[watermelon sugar]

I don't want to read about Jack banging Hendo. I want to read about Jack and Hendo banging me!!

 

[BDY_97]

This England squad is 100% the hottest football team I’ve seen in years. Almost every single one is gorgeous

 

[under the ivy]

Finding this thread has made me happier than it should!

Mason Mount is so so sexy, like I’m schoolgirl crushin’ on the man. Absolutely shameless. He’s just such a sexy guy to me.

Grealish is the right kind of wrong - don’t know what it is about the guy but I would in a heartbeat and wouldn’t even be sorry. One condition though, no talking

Top 5
1. Mount
2. Grealish
3. Mount
4. Mount
5. Mount

Mount Grealish is what I’d like to do

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

He wants his cake and to eat it!

He can eat mine

 

[orlyb1310]

His fashion sense has the same energy as a primary school disco

 

[Kirstyroo]

I have come to the conclusion that we all need therapy. Immediately.