Jack Grealish #88 U OK hun? Inbox me xx

[Starttheline]

OK - I think I've calmed down enough to post now.

I was at the Chelsea game on Weds, with my lad and RLF.
Great win, good game, but what did that MAN do at the end?
he came and stood right next to us with no top on????????????? (front row for my child sins)
Took his match shirt off, then proceeded to peel the compression shirt off.. and I had to pretend I wasn't bothered (Sparing the feelings of RLF).
Sadly he gave the shirt to some random - RUDE

Since then - my hormones are all over the place and I'm bleeding at the wrong time. (TMI)
I BLAME HIM. I blame him guys.

He's vile. So pale and beautiful, it makes me want to claw my eyes out.
That is all

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Were you close enough to smell him?

 

[Just Drive]

I hope he doesn’t lend him the suit!

Right?! Good god.

 

[Just Drive]

i live literally 3 miles away from birmingham airport the planes take off not far from my flat hehehebebe

i’ll keep an eye out maybe

Ah then it was you I was thinking of earlier! I knew one of us lived near there.

 

[rasperryripple]

right lads I went to Asda. was a bit disappointing on the baubles front in mine and I only found one WC theme. took pics for you tho of what was in there

Spoiler: xmas x world cup

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Not keen on it as it doesn’t look very Christmassy but where are you supposed to put that inflatable gnome/Santa? Is it for outside or inside?

 

[333149O]

What are the categories?

we will have to come up with these together won’t we hmmmm

 

[cobette]

Having an argument on twitter with some random who says jack's almiron comment amounts to bullying and should publicly apologize

I don't think Almiron needs an apology, reckon he'll think sleep easy thinking of his 8 goals.

 

[madamchristmas]

really gonna miss those england kits

 

[Jen667]

Is it a superstition thing or just he just like extra toasty hands? Also why can’t they be blue, the black just stands out too much

I think he just feels the cold, the big wuss

 

[guccijumper]

lol

 

[Violetroselily]

id wet wipe his bum bum for him

Bet he likes using the fancy toilets that spray warm water up his bumhole

 

[Gattle09]

Pep curses the team when he doesn't play bae

Every time.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

lol got the ick from his willy being soft and limp and pale when it’s not hard

Just have to keep it hard all the time then I guess?

 

[333149O]

Not keen on it as it doesn’t look very Christmassy but where are you supposed to put that inflatable gnome/Santa? Is it for outside or inside?

outdoor! I saw lots more on tiktok but my Asda is just shite

 

[Violetroselily]

FPL - is it worth spending 4 points to transfer Mitrovic out for (probably) Jesus? Thinking no, but my other forwards are also a bit doubtful.

Same dilemma, I have fucked him off but not for Jesus. He will now play and score a hat trick

 

[Starttheline]

That finger is quite arousing...

It's all quite arousing

 

[Gizmo24]

pls what is happening to you all today

Honestly, I don't know. Are you not a little excited by the dog collar?

 

[guccijumper]

my boobies hurt am i pregnant

 

[madamchristmas]

he is a minger

 

[Gattle09]

is there anything more joyful than a shootout you're not invested in?

It’s so exciting. He was hoping Chelsea would score so it would be penalties, I was not.

 

[Gizmo24]

Anyone else getting this ad, shall I send it to Jack for his beard?

Jeez just look at him

I've seen two plumber vans on my walk this morning and couldn't help but smirk. My own writing has ruined me.

Can you link this one please x