btw I do read publications that are more intellectually stimulating than cosmo, or at least I used to.
now I mostly just read things that stimulate my
you know what drives me mad about this man? he's so effeminate with his love of pink and pastels, his long blonde locks, his perfect brows, pearl necklaces, giggly pouty doe-eyed Bea-ness (teehee rhymes with penis), and love of gurlyyy films... but then he's so *manly* with those hairy as fuck nutcracker thighs, massive balls, low voice and fat hands