Jack Grealish #72 Definitely At Peace With His Pizzle

[Gattle09]

Why is he wearing long sleeves if he's sweating out his bum crack?

Only Jack can ansa

 

[Violetroselily]

guys
remember how I said my family member was gonna be a mascot at the villa game, well. let’s just say I’m extremely jealous of a child rn hahaha. could potentially be outing so I won’t keep them up long but yeah

Spoiler: bae pics

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THEY ARE TOUCHING HANDS

 

[Gattle09]

yep he rang me before I’d even officially started for the day so I think all is well

That’s great news

 

[Violetroselily]

Would have been my second choice.

You can have 3 choices baby

 

[Starttheline]

Saaaame. The big pressure build up causes it.

I get the same headache when it's been hot and stuffy for a while and the weather is just about to break, with or without a storm.

We have the same head

 

[wonderstruck25]

Spaghetti...with a hole?

Do you mean spaghetti strands or a shape?

Like spaghetti and in the middle is a hole the sauce gets trapped in

Oh do you mean this one? Cavateppi

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No not this it’s long like spaghetti

 

[rasperryripple]

I think this is an EXCELLENT initiative that Premiere League teams should also explore. Perhaps we could all club together to sponsor Bae's crotch?

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Love Honey is an obvious choice it’s not April Fools day right

 

[Just Drive]

This is going to be divisive but marmite pasta is one of the best things ever.

I’ve never had it but would be open to trying it.

 

[cornflower]

This is going to be divisive but marmite pasta is one of the best things ever.

YES! 🤎

 

[Just Drive]

YESSSSS!

 

[333149O]

We were so close to him but so far!

it physically pains me!

 

[cobette]

What kit is it tonight?

 

[333149O]

A day out to wave them off, I will be there


They are landing over my garden, it would scare some poor holiday makers returning from their hols!

they land over my garden too, you must be v close to me

 

[Starttheline]

i got the ick as soon as i saw him… dunno why he seems like a lovely geezer and nice looking but i just absolutely did not want to touch him

Was he shorter than you expected? That happened to me once, on one of the early dating sites. He hadn't said he was tall or anything, but he was just not what I was expecting. Threw me right off.

 

[cornflower]

I was going to say orecchiette but I don't think it is

Or this one?

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my first thought was oriechette too! but no.

I can't tell what your one is trying to call itself? google is making me think dischi?? (they defo don't have this down my local tesco)

 

[Gattle09]

Have you watched All or Nothing on prime? There is a little segment with the laundry ladies washing all the pants

No, keep trying to watch it but never get a chance.

 

[Violetroselily]

off topic work chat

this lad always phones me at work lately and we work in different offices, it's definitely just to have a flirt I'm not an idiot BUT after a 40 min flirt chat, I throw off my headset when he said he's going. I stand up to stretch my legs, turn to my mate at her desk and say "he's in love with me he is".. lads the call was still connected on teams.

I was about a metre away and my headset was hung over the partition of my desk but DO WE THINK HE HEARD ME?!??! SOS.

Just another thought, I haven't used Teams for direct calls for a while so might be wrong, but if one person disconnects the call, doesn't it stay open until you also hang up? I.e. you would be the only one connected if he had hung up already

 

[madamchristmas]

right team. this satisfyer thing. can i buy it in a shop or does it have to be online?

 

[madamchristmas]

hello what is a serratus thingie pls

 

[ruby1080]

Omg yes the annual unveiling

Is anyone tracking the plane?

How do we find out the flight number?