Or I'm pretty sure it's on Amazon? They might do prime same day delivery
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oh yeah! mine was off amazon
if i order online i’m sure i’ll do a post-nut panic cancellation again
@madamchristmas on her way to one of those dodgy blacked out window sex shops 
You can probably still get same day delivery if you order before 12! You deserve this.
Mentions of the shower head just make me think of the filth @cobette wrote about the hot tub jets in All or Nothing 
Going to make a right scene when I go for a spa day in a couple of months
Going to make a right scene when I go for a spa day in a couple of months
I’m very sorry everyone, I am not like this irl at all. If we ever meet please do not bring it up. I’m ovulating, it’s not my fault. Next month I am staying off here and booking myself into a convent for the week.
This innocent boy shouldn’t need to read this.
This innocent boy shouldn’t need to read this.
i hope he does read this this is top tier wank material
rubae you're not like anything, i don't even know what you're worried about. i appreciate that may not be very comforting coming from me.
i am kind of like this in real life but obvs not around just any old fucker.
We love sexual liberation
I think if he had a wank over it, it would make me have a wank over him having a wank over it, then he’d have another one over that and we’d be in an endless wank spiral.
Routinely I will walk into a convo which immediately stops, everyone will laugh sheepishly and I'll ask what's up, and be told 'You're too innocent for this'.
Aren't we all anyway?!
One day they will find the filth you write
this amazes me
with the mention of spas above, has anyone ever done a spa day/break alone? I kind of want to as a mini eat pray love?
Yes, love it. I was meant to last month but RLF came with me in the end. Would have happily gone alone. He used the gym in the morning so I spent the first half alone. It is bliss
I’ve not but I will be doing when J&R go on their next school residential trip.
I haven't but only because I've not got round to booking one on my own yet. 100% would, and when I go with friends we are all largely antisocial so we can have some peace
Exhibit 1 - the group chat after we booked our November spa day last week
I read your first sentence as ‘Routinely I will WANK into a convo’ three times before I realised it was walk.
I think I’ve read the word wank to many times today and my brain is tricking me.
are you the croc friend now?
crocs are MADE for the spa they need to get with the programme
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