Could be the lighting as you can't see it before but after the thrust he appears to have some what of a semiGood luck broski!
JORDAN PICKFORD EATS ARSEtechnically i coined the phrase JPEA before you discovered this thread and laid claim to second. i’ll allow @LurkingAnnie to be 1st because she’s an everton fan. so EVERYONE BACK AWAY FROM MY MAN.
https://giphy.com/D2kFkQwMzFcVqCan someone explain that JPEA thing to me, perhaps? Is Pickford into mushy peas or something?
JORDAN PICKFORD EATS ARSE
almost been a full year - and what a year it’s beenJORDAN PICKFORD EATS ARSE
Still the best thread to date
didn’t even notice him saying this/anythingNext thread title surely has to be "what a toime to be aloive!"
That was not a man who was ready to start sexy time with anyone or anything.Could be the lighting as you can't see it before but after the thrust he appears to have some what of a semiDid he just wiggle himself to a stiffy?
Edit: do you think this is how he tried to start sexy time with Sasha after the video in his pants?? Poor woman, have so much sympathy for her
The angelcake sage still give me the feels that's for sure.
I like to think she's reading these threads, nodding along going "yes! Aha! Now you get me! It's absolutely fine if some other poor cow ends up babysitting him every so often......"Could be the lighting as you can't see it before but after the thrust he appears to have some what of a semiDid he just wiggle himself to a stiffy?
Edit: do you think this is how he tried to start sexy time with Sasha after the video in his pants?? Poor woman, have so much sympathy for her
Is this why she scares him each morning? To keep that from happening?I like to think she's reading these threads, nodding along going "yes! Aha! Now you get me! It's absolutely fine if some other poor cow ends up babysitting him every so often......"
ETA he swings his cock around every fucking morning and she's sick of smiling politely at him when he does it.......
If she ever gets bored she can tell him to swing it over here. Barely got room to swing a cock the size of his in my house but I’ll let him give it a go.I like to think she's reading these threads, nodding along going "yes! Aha! Now you get me! It's absolutely fine if some other poor cow ends up babysitting him every so often......"
ETA he swings his cock around every fucking morning and she's sick of smiling politely at him when he does it.......
Really how long have I said he's got huge ballsstill can’t - yet throughly can - believe the size of his balls
You'd get bruised cheeks from them slapping against youstill can’t - yet throughly can - believe the size of his balls
Random mem that has just popped in my head
I think it was @ruby1080 that said Lil’ flipperino had left bmx skids on her kitchen floor when he’s popped over.
I was creasing for the rest of the night.
Is that Bae’s babysitter who’s liked the post though?
Stan Collymore loves doggingThe brass neck on Stan Collymore. He’s the biggest wanker going
The hired help liking it though
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