Jack Grealish #46 content overload is close to giving us the ick, quick send nudes you little Gucci

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Does anyone else feel shy watching these for the first time !? Like they're getting out the car to show up at your house. Makes me nervous

- Kalvin first there (must be because he's desperate to get away from home see WAGs thread )
- Tammy should be sent home for not coming in correct uniform
- HK (and others) still have the carrot boots, only the sexiest Nike athletes must get the white ones
- Jack is freaking cute being all nesh in his coat and so proud of himself for remembering passport
- Who is this new woman and why do I feel threatened!?
- EMILY, BABE, YOU HAVE MY WHOLE HEART. It is also blatantly obvious at work who my favourite is
- Erm, Eddie mate, don't tell John to smile for the camera and then keep the pic for yourself
- Declan, no-one believes you're in a rush to see Bowen, we know who you're really stalking
- I love Kyle
- Pickford's boots in a bin bag, that boy doesn't eat his McDs from a plate
- Bukayo's little face when he thinks he's left his passport in the car

A bin bag. He needs to ditch that hair band as well!

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

A bin bag. He needs to ditch that hair band as well!

Pickford's hairband is, and I am not exaggerating, a crime against humanity.

 

[cobette]

Pickford's hairband is, and I am not exaggerating, a crime against humanity.

I will not hear a word against it.

He's just trying to get John's attention. Ramsdale probably has one on underneath his cap too.

 

[Violetroselily]

I couldn't quite discern what the kit man was saying to Mason about his boots, but it sounded like he said one pair was put aside for something

Hopefully that means promo pics and bae is also involved

 

[wonderstruck25]

Jarrod Bowen and Dani Dyer how on earth did he find himself with her

I was thinking that them together was so random as well!! But the way she posts about him getting into the squad and stuff I thought was really cute!

 

[ruby1080]

When someone said congratulations to Jack, I was like wtf now? Then I remembered they must be referring to the PL I have a short memory and it’s been a long week since last Sunday.

 

[Violetroselily]

I was thinking that them together was so random as well!! But the way she posts about him getting into the squad and stuff I thought was really cute!

 

[leapfrog]

I didn’t see flipper arrive, I think they put him straight in his tank

 

[ruby1080]

Dec will be fuming when he watches that video and sees his mate Jarrod (Jarod? who cares) talking to Jack before he got to him.

 

[cobette]

Dec will be fuming when he watches that video and sees his mate Jarrod (Jarod? who cares) talking to Jack before he got to him.

I reckon Jack got Flipper's mum to slash Dec's tires to hold them up.

I couldn't quite discern what the kit man was saying to Mason about his boots, but it sounded like he said one pair was put aside for something

Hopefully that means promo pics and bae is also involved

I have now watched 5 times and I have absolutely no idea what that man mumbles.

 

[Violetroselily]

I am so bored of people at work trying to talk to me today. Do they not realise this is a bleeping important day?

 

[madamchristmas]

wow he really does look like he has pink eye

 

[cobette]

I am so bored of people at work trying to talk to me today. Do they not realise this is a bleeping important day?

I've had to pause three times for RLF to ask me stupid questions like why haven't we had lunch yet when it's almost 3pm.

I wish they would film a video that shows exactly why they do once they arrive, I want to know what happens in that medical room. Is it just an excuse to touch them up!? How stressful is the processing of dishing out those kits!?

 

[Violetroselily]

Have we wanked over this yet?

 

[cobette]

Have we wanked over this yet?

Oh sweet Jesus.

Watched the whole thing with a big smile on my face.

Emily has a new helper! (Ruth?!) I was going to complain that the job wasn't advertised here but as she knows Bukayo from his youth she must have been in the England set-up for ages so good for her.

Jack looking tired but happy, looking great as ever and he is one of the most friendly out of all of them.

Excellent lingering camera shot of John's arse, love to see it. And he seems in a good mood so has probably finally got over the hangover.

Bowen seems like a nice enough bloke

Lots of sweethearts all over this squad. I want to be best friends with Conor Coady, and Bukayo, and Kalvin as he grumpily forgets how to exit vehicles.

I think Gallagher might actually be a nice guy but I can't get past the fact he looks like an alien.

All in all, good arrivals video. Will re-watch when sad. Could have done with a bit more Flipper.

I was about to say that I have decided that Gallagher can't be that bad after all given that he is the only one that is enough of a gent to manage his own bloody case.

 

[rosierose91]

wow he really does look like he has pink eye

Probably has, he's spent the last week with his head up Wayne Lineker's arse after all.



Looking forward to watching when home <3
I always love it when England time creeps back around, so nostalgic and they're all genuinely happy to be there!

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Have we wanked over this yet?

The short tuck is obscene.

 

[cobette]

The short tuck is obscene.

And they are SO small.

Brandon must do better next season and make sure Jack gets smaller shorts. Or the wifeys in the laundry can shrink them for us.

 

[madamchristmas]

i’m either getting the ick or being hormonal because i am absolutely not happy with anything he is doing at the moment
his hair is proper rank in that training video

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

The short tuck is obscene.

I dunno why he just doesn’t ask for them to be made like that. I think it’s ridiculous. You could see the back hanging down when they won the prem