Jack Grealish #44 Winna winna chicken dinna

[ruby1080]

Thanks to @kathyloop and our favourite bingo caller Jack Grealish for the title.

Jack's a Premier League and Extreme Short Tuck Champion

He's also currently about to start Day 2 of what he has promised will be at least a 3 day bender.

He's been teasing us with 20 second cameos on Instagram Live but hasn't produced the goods so far. It may happen at any time though, so be ready.

Jack will no doubt be providing all content for some time to come, so post your Jack tax if you want, but don't worry about it if you're still incapable of moving.

 

[secrethush]

Why did none of the other wags go? No wonder they all get time to visit dungeons and mistresses

 

[spilldatea]

CHAMPIONES, CHAMPIONES, OLE OLE OLE

cometh the hour, cometh the man. king gundo

THE MAN OF THE HOUR

THE PASSION!!!!!!

 

[jade1818]

Thanks to @kathyloop and our favourite bingo caller Jack Grealish for the title.

Jack's a Premier League and Extreme Short Tuck Champion

He's also currently about to start Day 2 of what he has promised will be at least a 3 day bender.

He's been teasing us with 20 second cameos on Instagram Live but hasn't produced the goods so far. It may happen at any time though, so be ready.

Jack will no doubt be providing all content for some time to come, so post your Jack tax if you want, but don't worry about it if you're still incapable of moving.

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This pics live in my head rent free

 

[wonderstruck25]

My Jack tax is Premier league winning boyfriends

and Kevin

And of course a important inspirational quote from 17 year old Jack… The way he capitalised YOU for emphasis 🤌

 

[Violetroselily]

I had a theme in mind but my brain has now been wiped unfortunately

 

[madamchristmas]

beautiful boyyyyy

 

[Gattle09]

Jack tax, no theme. Just so happy.

 

[Shoequeen91]

Such a shame we couldn’t add anything about shitting on Villa…. Would’ve been nice to mark the occasion for what it was.

Big up @spilldatea for recognising that…. must be OG thread vibes

 

[wonderstruck25]

Also I have made this one my profile picture because I have never seen a more easy, naturally elated smile on someone before… and obvs he’s pretty ♡

 

[Gattle09]

Also I have made this one my profile picture because I have never seen a more easy, naturally elated smile on someone before… and obvs he’s pretty ♡
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Snap! He looks so gorgeous and happy.

 

[spilldatea]

Such a shame we couldn’t add anything about shitting on Villa…. Would’ve been nice to mark the occasion for what it was.

Big up @spilldatea for recognising that…. must be OG thread vibes

jpea 4eva next time you’re at the Ivy you’ll peep me in the bushes with the paps

 

[secrethush]

I feel like it could be more dramatic, i live for the drama.

I needed Ashley Young on the pitch the same time as John Stones and ON and Ashley’s illegitimate son.

I needed Tyrone Mings to nut someone because he’s fumin.

I needed Sasha to start posting random quotes about ‘men aint tit’

I needed Jack to be caught balls deep in someone from the Ivy.

Is that too much to ask?

 

[kayleighlouxo]

Also I have made this one my profile picture because I have never seen a more easy, naturally elated smile on someone before… and obvs he’s pretty ♡
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Can I use this as mine too?

 

[unofficialtea]

I feel like it could be more dramatic, i live for the drama.

I needed Ashley Young on the pitch the same time as John Stones and ON and Ashley’s illegitimate son.

I needed Tyrone Mings to nut someone because he’s fumin.

I needed Sasha to start posting random quotes about ‘men aint tit’

I needed Jack to be caught balls deep in someone from the Ivy.

Is that too much to ask?

To the fic writers on this thread - please use one of these as your inspo

 

[wonderstruck25]

I feel like it could be more dramatic, i live for the drama.

I needed Ashley Young on the pitch the same time as John Stones and ON and Ashley’s illegitimate son.

I needed Tyrone Mings to nut someone because he’s fumin.

I needed Sasha to start posting random quotes about ‘men aint tit’

I needed Jack to be caught balls deep in someone from the Ivy.

Is that too much to ask?

 

[secrethush]

The challenge to the fic writers is to incorporate ALL of the above and make it an event we deserve.

 

[Algeronwashere]

 

[Lorelei]

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She’s really short isn’t she??

 

[Violetroselily]

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Nah that is adorable