Jack Grealish #40 Looking fit in Gucci North Face, invite us round for pizza and let us sit on your face

[Shoequeen91]

@ruby1080 pretty much summing up everyone’s thoughts and feelings.

If anyone wants to recap, please do. My only recap is that the man is still blonde (HOW?!)

Thread 40 is a-go!

Try and get your tax in by close of play at 5pm x

 

[Timefortea93]

AND THE BEST ONE WHIXH MADE ME GO SUPER SUPER HORNY

 

[Violetroselily]

Got an hour blocked out this afternoon to do my tax post

Recap:
Bae had a load of cunts throwing rubbish at him at Leeds, obviously he did a wonderful job at not giving a tit
@cornflower rowed herself to Manny to sit on bae's face
Bae looked fit as duck in a lift selfie
We want to eat pizza with him and Skye, and then eat eachother

 

[kathyloop]

mr Gucci tax

gucci please send him more than one pair of shorts this year .. ideally a 3rd of the size and tighter. Cheers

 

[Violetroselily]

Tax theme - Bae living the corporate life

Level of effort made for Zoom meeting in March 2020, vs now

Sitting at his desk with his Airpods in so that everyone thinks he is on a call and therefore leaves him alone

At the quarterly Town Hall listening to the latest company vision

Contemplating his life choices at the team building day

His ID pass photo taken 5 years ago and which cannot be changed

When the meeting is about to wrap up and someone asks another question

Thirsty Thursdays when the leadership team are paying - 5pm vs 2am

When his vlookup returns #REF! and he can't work out why

Signing off an email with "no worries either way" when he is in fact full of worries

The morning after the Christmas party

 

[Gattle09]

Tax theme - Bae living the corporate life

Level of effort made for Zoom meeting in March 2020, vs now
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Sitting at his desk with his Airpods in so that everyone thinks he is on a call and therefore leaves him alone
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At the quarterly Town Hall listening to the latest company vision
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Contemplating his life choices at the team building day
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His ID pass photo taken 5 years ago and which cannot be changed
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When the meeting is about to wrap up and someone asks another question
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Thirsty Thursdays when the leadership team are paying - 5pm vs 2am
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When his vlookup returns #REF! and he can't work out why
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Signing off an email with "no worries either way" when he is in fact full of worries
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The morning after the Christmas party
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Think this is the best tax ever, love it!

 

[L.rose98]

Jack tax! No theme just bae being hot

 

[Gattle09]

Not sure I can keep the 5pm tax deadline

 

[wonderstruck25]

My tax theme is bae as animals…

What has my life come too

Snarling lion with I don’t give a duck… I’ll eat you vibes

Happy John Lennon bunny bae

England squad as a mob of meerkats (no meerkat emoji gutted) Why is this so accurate though

Happy fluffy hair waving panda boy

bucket hat besties… this one had me cackling

Another lion this time showing of his flexible skills

tit how did that get in here

A bundle of Man City players pingus

Like an elephant splashing… making us wet

I mean how could I not compare him to a ball juggling seal 🦭 There’s another joke here but I’ll leave it to someone else to make…

The resemblance is uncanny… pouty pink hoodie

This hench kangaroo is f**king terrifying omg it’s an absolute unit

And of course last but not least Mr. I give off puppy dog energy at all hours of the day

 

[cornflower]

My unimaginative tax is just one of many days in the world of JG where he's way more than the sum of his parts and is doing his trademark adorably soft and geeky heartbreaker fuckboy thing

Bet his arse looked incredible in these Disco Pant-esque things

That little mid-pose grimace smile that should be icky but isn't

Veins and why do I love a man who wears socks over trousers

Suddenly I'm completely sold on buying a copy of FIFA20 for my non-existent PS4 (RLF might have one tbf, I don't know or care) - the way he's been told to hold it so as much of the product is visible as possible so he's got this teeny-tiny nail-grip on the edges

Thighs and the way he's holding his own finger plz help

Fit (the way he's holding his own hand again ugh marry me)

his face when you've just reached the end of the aisle and you're holding each other's hands now

legit though plz why aren't we married yet, I think this is my absolute fave photo of him with slicked-back hair (frecklessssssss)

And a little bonus gif from that video where he's just generally fit and glowy and sexy as duck that I'm assuming is from the same day bc he appears to have the same outfit on and I think it's advertising the same thing but I can't say I pay that much attention to anything other than our dear lord and saviour

And for anyone who needs to procrastinate and hasn't seen the video in a while (if in a rush just skip to 4:40 for that knee-weakening eyebrow raise and smirk)

 

[rosierose91]

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his face when you've just reached the end of the aisle and you're holding each other's hands now
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HELP ME

 

[leapfrog]

My jack tax seems boring after the ones I’ve just seen
He still looks hot, so I will put them up anyway.

 

[cornflower]

@wonderstruck25 and @Violetroselily you guys don't half bring it although I'm a bit triggered by seeing #REF! on my day off, ngl. You really don't have to do an apology tax to make up for it though, don't worry.

 

[leapfrog]

My tax theme is bae as animals…

What has my life come too
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Snarling lion with I don’t give a duck… I’ll eat you vibes
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Happy John Lennon bunny bae
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England squad as a mob of meerkats (no meerkat emoji gutted) Why is this so accurate though
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Happy fluffy hair waving panda boy
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bucket hat besties… this one had me cackling
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Another lion this time showing of his flexible skills
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tit how did that get in here
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A bundle of Man City players pingus
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Like an elephant splashing… making us wet
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I mean how could I not compare him to a ball juggling seal 🦭 There’s another joke here but I’ll leave it to someone else to make…
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The resemblance is uncanny… pouty pink hoodie
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This hench kangaroo is f**king terrifying omg it’s an absolute unit
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And of course last but not least Mr. I give off puppy dog energy at all hours of the day
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Omg, I love these

 

[ruby1080]

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to make the tax deadline [insert bullshit excuse here]. Please send any complaints directly to my employer. If they allocate it to me to deal with please expect a response in approximately two years’ time. Thank you for your patience.

 

[applecrumble7]

Arse tax

 

[Violetroselily]

@wonderstruck25 and @Violetroselily you guys don't half bring it although I'm a bit triggered by seeing #REF! on my day off, ngl. You really don't have to do an apology tax to make up for it though, don't worry.

Apology gift

Jk, your real gift:

 

[cobette]

Tax theme - Bae living the corporate life

Level of effort made for Zoom meeting in March 2020, vs now
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Sitting at his desk with his Airpods in so that everyone thinks he is on a call and therefore leaves him alone
View attachment 1239593

At the quarterly Town Hall listening to the latest company vision
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Contemplating his life choices at the team building day
View attachment 1239596


His ID pass photo taken 5 years ago and which cannot be changed
View attachment 1239597


When the meeting is about to wrap up and someone asks another question
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Thirsty Thursdays when the leadership team are paying - 5pm vs 2am
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View attachment 1239599

When his vlookup returns #REF! and he can't work out why
View attachment 1239607


Signing off an email with "no worries either way" when he is in fact full of worries
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The morning after the Christmas party
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Bloody brilliant.

There is no hope of me meeting the deadline as I must stand here doing bugger all whilst tuting that people having the audacity to work get in my way.

At it again.

 

[wonderstruck25]

He’s just like ‘Hey look it’s that guy who never passes me the ball…’

Oh to be Charlotte Tattersall

 

[Gizmo24]

My unimaginative tax is just one of many days in the world of JG where he's way more than the sum of his parts and is doing his trademark adorably soft and geeky heartbreaker fuckboy thing

Bet his arse looked incredible in these Disco Pant-esque things
View attachment 1239470

That little mid-pose grimace smile that should be icky but isn't
View attachment 1239471

Veins and why do I love a man who wears socks over trousers
View attachment 1239474

Suddenly I'm completely sold on buying a copy of FIFA20 for my non-existent PS4 (RLF might have one tbf, I don't know or care) - the way he's been told to hold it so as much of the product is visible as possible so he's got this teeny-tiny nail-grip on the edges
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Thighs and the way he's holding his own finger plz help
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Fit (the way he's holding his own hand again ugh marry me)
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his face when you've just reached the end of the aisle and you're holding each other's hands now
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legit though plz why aren't we married yet, I think this is my absolute fave photo of him with slicked-back hair (frecklessssssss)
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And a little bonus gif from that video where he's just generally fit and glowy and sexy as duck that I'm assuming is from the same day bc he appears to have the same outfit on and I think it's advertising the same thing but I can't say I pay that much attention to anything other than our dear lord and saviour
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And for anyone who needs to procrastinate and hasn't seen the video in a while (if in a rush just skip to 4:40 for that knee-weakening eyebrow raise and smirk)

To add to this...here's a collage of all things scrumptious from the vid