Jack Grealish #39 We need to see him on the pitch…or we might throw ourselves in a ditch

[ruby1080]

Thanks to @wonderstruck25 for the thread title

Tax is due by the end of today. No piercings, no tattoos, and if possible no clothes. Just Jack. Thank you very much.

 

[Shoequeen91]

Reporting for duty… 39/39. Better get to work on my tax

 

[Violetroselily]

My tax post is prepared, needs final sign off before submission

 

[cobette]

Hat Jack tax

 

[Timefortea93]

39/39 for me. Gosh how is it still going .

 

[Violetroselily]

Tax theme - bae appearing on reality TV

Shipwrecked (I just know all of you slags were as obsessed with this as I was back in the T4 glory days)

Coach Trip - bae and Flipper are the cool young team, and Brandon is eating out of their hand

Fame Academy - here is serenading everyone in the Fame Academy mansion whilst David Sneddon is shaking in the corner

The Apprentice - bae you are most definitely hired

Big Brother - just been told the housemates will get no treat this week because he was caught trying to communicate via strange noises to the outside world

X Factor - made it through to Judges Houses but Louis didn't pick him as he couldn't think of who he looks like a young version of

Four In A Bed - here he is on decision day after finding out every other team has massively underpaid

 

[ruby1080]

I'm not properly awake yet and just read the top line of one of the Sky Sports News headlines: De Bruyne finds Jesus

Good for him, I suppose.

 

[Timefortea93]

Tax theme - bae appearing on reality TV

Shipwrecked (I just know all of you slags were as obsessed with this as I was back in the T4 glory days)
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Coach Trip - bae and Flipper are the cool young team, and Brandon is eating out of their hand
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Fame Academy - here is serenading everyone in the Fame Academy mansion whilst David Sneddon is shaking in the corner
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The Apprentice - bae you are most definitely hired
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Big Brother - just been told the housemates will get no treat this week because he was caught trying to communicate via strange noises to the outside world
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X Factor - made it through to Judges Houses but Louis didn't pick him as he couldn't think of who he looks like a young version of
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Four In A Bed - here he is on decision day after finding out every other team has massively underpaid
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SHIPWRECK. omg I bloody loved that show

 

[cobette]

Tax theme - bae appearing on reality TV

Shipwrecked (I just know all of you slags were as obsessed with this as I was back in the T4 glory days)
View attachment 1224894

Coach Trip - bae and Flipper are the cool young team, and Brandon is eating out of their hand
View attachment 1224875

Fame Academy - here is serenading everyone in the Fame Academy mansion whilst David Sneddon is shaking in the corner
View attachment 1224876

The Apprentice - bae you are most definitely hired
View attachment 1224879

Big Brother - just been told the housemates will get no treat this week because he was caught trying to communicate via strange noises to the outside world
View attachment 1224887

X Factor - made it through to Judges Houses but Louis didn't pick him as he couldn't think of who he looks like a young version of
View attachment 1224889

Four In A Bed - here he is on decision day after finding out every other team has massively underpaid
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Nah, this is AMAZING!! Your tax posts are

Shipwrecked is one of my favourite ever shows. Whenever I see a Toyota Aygo I think of it and swoon over how fit Kevin Bratherton from the first Battle of the Islands series was.

 

[ruby1080]

Can you imagine Jack on Big Brother, back in the days when it was good? When they had 24-7 coverage and things just naturally happened rather than everything being scripted?

It would be TV gold, I just know it. He'd have everyone in love with him within the first few days and break hearts one by one without even kissing them (I preferred it back in the days when they weren't all shagging and it was a big deal when Mel kissed Andy(?) behind the door). He'd spend the entire shopping budget on sweets but still no one would nominate him for eviction. And we'd finally get to see his dick.

 

[Violetroselily]

Nah, this is AMAZING!! Your tax posts are

Shipwrecked is one of my favourite ever shows. Whenever I see a Toyota Aygo I think of it and swoon over how fit Kevin Bratherton from the first Battle of the Islands series was.

Toyota Aygo has just unlocked a memory I didnt know I had. That first series was the BEST - I was obsessed with Crawford.

Wake up, watch the Hollyoaks omnibus, then Shipwrecked. What a life that was.

 

[cobette]

Can you imagine Jack on Big Brother, back in the days when it was good? When they had 24-7 coverage and things just naturally happened rather than everything being scripted?

It would be TV gold, I just know it. He'd have everyone in love with him within the first few days and break hearts one by one without even kissing them (I preferred it back in the days when they weren't all shagging and it was a big deal when Mel kissed Andy(?) behind the door). He'd spend the entire shopping budget on sweets but still no one would nominate him for eviction. And we'd finally get to see his dick.

He would have won it on Day 1.

 

[Gizmo24]

Jack tax theme: smirky pouty lil twit

Additional tax

GIF bonus

 

[Violetroselily]

Can you imagine Jack on Big Brother, back in the days when it was good? When they had 24-7 coverage and things just naturally happened rather than everything being scripted?

It would be TV gold, I just know it. He'd have everyone in love with him within the first few days and break hearts one by one without even kissing them (I preferred it back in the days when they weren't all shagging and it was a big deal when Mel kissed Andy(?) behind the door). He'd spend the entire shopping budget on sweets but still no one would nominate him for eviction. And we'd finally get to see his dick.

I would be glued to the 24 hour coverage on E4, even when they were just playing bird song because he'd be talking about real life people, or swearing.

He'd have such a rascal eviction day outfit

 

[ruby1080]

I would be glued to the 24 hour coverage on E4, even when they were just playing bird song because he'd be talking about real life people, or swearing.

He'd have such a rascal eviction day outfit

I just contemplated writing a fanfic about it, but genuinely couldn't be arsed writing enough other characters.

His eviction outfit would be amazing.

 

[Shoequeen91]

My Jack tax with the theme of “Jack doing this” (yes just kicking a ball… we’re at that level now. I say now like it wasn’t always like this). But how he points in toe in that way and proper love him showing his power/power of his strike

 

[Popsock123]

My only tax as I’m trying to get my life together Happy Bae

 

[cobette]

I would be glued to the 24 hour coverage on E4, even when they were just playing bird song because he'd be talking about real life people, or swearing.

He'd have such a rascal eviction day outfit

The absolute golden days of my life watching T4 on a Sunday and every night watching the bird song 'for just another 5 minutes' in case something happens until you realise it's 3am.

I need City BB.

Fern calling a house meeting because Jack and Phil ate all the food in the middle of the night
John on a journey
Kev going postal because Jack and Phil (them again) fucked up the task
Ruben making a gym with various pieces of furniture in the garden
Gundo being nominated every week because everyone thinks him and his cardigans are boring
Kyle trying to shag everyone

Next thread poll - which City player would be evicted first from the BB house?

Spoiler

Laporte

 

[wonderstruck25]

Morning!
Theme: As you scroll… he’s wearing less clothes.

Unfortunately we can’t go any further due to the subject not giving up the goods.

 

[cobette]

Morning!
Theme: As you scroll… he’s wearing less clothes.
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Unfortunately we can’t go any further due to the subject not giving up the goods.

Genius!

If you sell a flipbook of these you'll make a fortune.