Jack Grealish #37 You’re a see you next Tuesday

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Oh, go on, then, as I've got time.

Brief profiles below of the Man City squad for consideration for your tier lists. My rules for these pictures - find one that flatters them, where they're fully clothed (sorry Ruben, soft porn is too much of an advantage) and where possible where they're not in their football kit (just for some variety). Feel free to provide more evidence!

I've done the whole first team squad, omitting Mendy for obvious reasons. I've also left out Palmer, who I suspect may grow up to be handsome, but who is 19 and looks it and I feel uncomfortable including him considering some of us often feel that Jack is borderline too young.

Heights are according to Google. Let's not get into that again. (Fun experience: googling "jesus height" when you mean Gabriel)

Ederson, 28, Brazilian, 6'2".

Zack Steffen, 22, American, 6'3".

Scott Carson, 36, English, 6'2".

Ruben Dias, 24, Portuguese, 6'1".

Aymeric Laporte, 27, Spanish, 6'3".

John Stones, 27, English, 6'2".

Nathan Aké, 27, Dutch, 5'11".

Oleksandr Zinchenko, 25, Ukrainian, 5'9".

Joao Cancelo, 27, Portuguese, 6'.

Kyle Walker, 31, English, 5'10".

Rodri, 25, Spanish, 6'3".

Fernandinho, 36, Brazilian, 5'10".

Phil Foden, 21, English, 5'7".

Ilkay Gundogan, 31, German, 5'11".

Kevin De Bruyne, 30, Belgian, 5'11".

Bernardo Silva, 27, Portuguese, 5'8".

Raheem Sterling, 27, English, 5'7".

Jack Grealish, 26, English, 5'9" (but we think 5'10"!)

Riyad Mahrez, 31, Algerian, 5'10"

Gabriel Jesus, 25, Brazilian, 5'9".

 

[cobette]

Grealish – whose surname was repeatedly mis-pronounced as “Gray-lish” by the presiding magistrate

Nah this has me cackling… He’s just sat there like ‘Who’s that?’

STOP!

Dean Smith afterward: How did court go Jack?
JG: Alright no-one mentioned me so I think I got off, some lad Graylish got a ban though.

 

[Gizmo24]

amazing!!

His little heavy breathing/ chest rises at the beginning and his t-shirt going in when he laighs, why is that turning me on?? That man can do the simplest thing and I get riled up.
It's the hot weather again luckily for me I've got a "meeting" with a real life man tonight and can get all my frustrations out. He's no JG but at this point I'd take Kane just to get some.

 

[Violetroselily]

I got you gals. My seats are nowhere near as good as my Burnley seats but I promise to do my best to deliver the goods. We're near the corner flag so hopefully some warm up porn if he doesn't start.

RLF is coming

Good, he can hold the ring light

I love how in the space of about 6 weeks you've gone from outright lying to him about your whereabouts in order to go to a game, to now bringing him along with you

The power of bae squared

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Do you think, that maybe he thinks, he’s the best? Just maybe? Could never tell tbh

"And and and and Kyle said he'd be better than me but then John said he didn't even know what we were talking about and then they pushed each other and they both hurt their legs so they decided not to tell anyone because they'd both get in trouble and then Kev did a cartwheel and kicked me in the head but it was funny and we're still friends and Phil got a pea stuck in his ear".

 

[ruby1080]

Pep seemed happy enough, he was clapping and shouting 'good Jack', it was very cute.

Did he throw him some sticks to collect as well?

 

[fortheloveofgrealish]

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He then started performing a show worthy of Ruben right in front of @fortheloveofgrealish so I thought I'd leave the photography to her.

He didn’t come down the pitch far enough for me (plus my camera is dog shit) This is all I got sorry

Him on the bench

And Pep

 

[Violetroselily]

TMI (is there such thing here?) but I have a love honey order arriving today and I'm going to rugby tackle the postman for it at this rate

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Yaaay, happy new thread everyone. My Jack tax is a selection of lovely recent pictures.

Special extra tax submission for the adorable little burgeoning friendship.

 

[cornflower]

I got you gals. My seats are nowhere near as good as my Burnley seats but I promise to do my best to deliver the goods. We're near the corner flag so hopefully some warm up porn if he doesn't start.

RLF is coming

YAY! Manifesting a beautiful display for your eyes their RL arses are so addictive aren't they? and the game, of course, the beautiful game

There's something about having to play it cool in front of the RLF that feels like it's quite 'good' for you, like it's a test of emotional resilience or mindfulness or something, although somatisation tends to shit all over my efforts. I just wear stiff jeans and sit down a little more forcefully when needed.

 

[Kakan]

He’s been rated 7 by Sky for today’s match, only a couple of players were 8, so he can’t have been that bad?

He played as some kind of false nine with the role to create space for the other attacking players getting in from behind. Boring role but I think he did good not being used to play like that and still not a striker.

When Jack heard he was starting the game:

When Pep told him in what role he would play:

 

[Gizmo24]

Happy Friday. My first hour of work is strictly tattling and personal admin, this is extended to the first 3 hours hours on a Friday. Here's some Jack loveliness to start the weekend.

His reaction to the self imposed tattle bans.

Machine Jack

Jack the explorer with his little backpack

Brunette Bae

trail

Looking all sleek and lovely with his little beaver teef. So fucking adorable.

 

[Violetroselily]

Mrs @cobette

 

[jumpmoon]

I have a pressing deadline today, so of course this is manifesting itself as: stress eating slices of biltong, holding a piece of tiger's eye to my forehead, and wondering about what easter egg Jack Grealish got this year.

What do we reckon? pLEASe join me in this procrastination exercise My RLF said it would probably be 'some fucking gold leaf Harrods shite' but I think Jack's really a man of simple pleasures and got something unpretentious like a Malteasers one.

(I also asked RLF if he reckoned JG ever got 'crumbs on his belly' after I struggled to eat a sausage roll in front of the football and he said 'he probably wears a bib' )

 

[ruby1080]

Jack when you read this, please just quickly post another photo from that day so we can put this doors v wheels style debate to bed

Thanks in advance

T-shirt or Dick? Rodri answer!

 

[spilldatea]

A friend of mine once ticked "discreet delivery" on an order, and as requested it arrived in a nondescript cardboard box. From a van emblazoned with the Ann Summers logo.

nah don’t mine was from ann summers and you’re telling me they’re out delivering dildos and rabbits in a branded van brb putting my house up for sale

 

[iluvpink]

Got the job broski’s

Well done my brother

Congratulations brother

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You’ve changed the name on the shirt

 

[Shoequeen91]

Just proper love him and his face

 

[Encyclopedia]

It's the hot weather again luckily for me I've got a "meeting" with a real life man tonight and can get all my frustrations out. He's no JG but at this point I'd take Kane just to get some.

I have never related to anything more than this
I have a Tinder date on Saturday to hopefully remove my spider web downstairs. I made a fool of the guy, thought the game is at 6.30, so I asked him to move it earlier the afternoon. Then I realized game is 4pm my time this week, and early date = smaller chance for some action, so I came back to his original plan and luckily he was cooperative.
Football guys are having total control over my life and I am not even ashamed anymore.
Have fun, fingers crossed

 

[ruby1080]

I reckon Kyle would be well up for dropping the nudes if he thought the tattlers were interested.

WE ARE NOT