I've never told anyone this...

[Mulholland Drive]

When I worked for an IT company as an IT administrator, there was a really horrid man who was sexist, homophobic and probably racist by all accounts. So on my penultimate night before leaving the company I logged onto his work computer using his Active Directory login details, and uploaded a number of naked men to his Pictures folder and activated his screensaver and Desktop Wallpaper with these images.

The following morning our department received an "urgent" phone call from this guy saying his computer had been hacked. I "volunteered" to go down to the open plan office where he worked along with 8 or 9 other accountants. When I got there he had switched his computer off, but I booted it back and asked him to log in again, which he was reluctant to do, but he did eventually.

Sure enough there was a wallpaper pic of a nude man holding his rooster in a "purposeful" way looking straight back at not only me and the bloke, but also everyone else in the room.

I could have fixed the problem in a jif, but I prolonged his discomfort for another 10 minutes or so, and then declared he had indeed been hacked (by me )

 

[Member]

That is absolute gold!!!

 

[bunnyboo]

I'm not religious, I'm an atheist but once a week I go to my twin brother's grave during my lunch break and talk (yes, out loud) to them. They were pretty young when they passed so it's not like I "knew" them or anything, but I tell them everything.

 

[Narc ahoy]

When I was 11 or 12 my friend and I really fancied this boy in the year above us. We used to wave at him, give him little notes and even called him at home to ask him stuff like what is your favourite tv show, what's your favourite colour etc. This boy was super shy, so bad that he told his mum he didn't want to go to school because of us. His mum phoned the teacher and she talked to us about it. In front of the whole classroom. I was so embarrassed. We never looked at him again and never talked about it. Poor boy, we really didn't mean any harm. We just really liked him.

That was absolutely brutal of the teacher! Bet you two learned your lesson about not stalking people though lol

 

[Sparks]

That was absolutely brutal of the teacher! Bet you two learned your lesson about not stalking people though lol

It really was brutal of her. But yea, I was shocked to learn that we made his school day miserable.

 

[Gym&Tonic]

My cousins boyfriend tried it on with me at a family wedding. I won’t ever tell her because she thinks he’s wonderful and has been treated really badly by every other partner she’s ever had. Also he was pissed as a fart and probably wouldn’t remember anyway.

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

I used to share a house with a nutjob. One night he broke into my bedroom, left a pint glass of his urine on my shelf, put my spare keys down the toilet, trashed everything and left my knickers strewn everywhere. About a week later he was cooking a curry which he left unmanned whilst he took a phone call. I took the opportunity to squirt some toilet duck, extra salt and some of my own urine (specially saved) into his curry. He subsequently ate it and didn't say anything. He could have been seriously ill due to the toilet duck but sadly wasn't. Hopefully he's dead now.

 

[Itsallaboutmememe]

My sis in law was having a garage clear out and gave me a ratty old deck chair. It was sound(like old things usually are), it just needed a good scrub, which I duly did and it came up like new. A week or two later she saw it all pristine and asked for it back because she said it was the only chair that eased her achey back. Liar, she'd not used it in years. Anyway I said OK through gritted teeth and promiised to drop it off next day. That night I used my trusty stitch ripper to snip every 5th or 6th stitch where the fabric attached to the wood. Dropped it off at sil's next day. Apparently the first time she sat in it the stitching all popped and she fell through it to the ground on her large a, got jammed in and had to be hauled out by her neighbour. "Oh dear" I said when she told me "maybe I used too much bleach when I washed it and it rotted the stitching".
I know it was a bleep move but she was forever pulling bleep stunts on me for stealing her cash cow brother. Sorry, not sorry at all.

I did something just like this-and this is the first time I’ve ever admitted it

my step daughter is 18,lazy,spiteful,a billy buller and trouble maker

shes never worked a day in her life and expects us to fund her until,she marries a rich man

shes tried to break us up so many times-I cannot stress how much of a nasty,foul mouthed witch she is-who likes to play the innocent if anythings said

well anyway,her mother bought her this pair of utterly foul trousers-think Rupert bear pattern but in a tit brown colour

she loved these trousers-and I found out she’d destroyed/stolen some of my best make up,then she broke my hairdryer,had poured my bubble bath down the loo and had hit my sons dog

she expected me to wash,dry and iron all her clothes which until then I’d refused to do

so I washed them and dried them but before I put them away I took my stitch ripper and did the same to these blasted trousers-but every 4/5 stitches

she thought she’d ground me down and merrily put them on for college the next day-smirking as she left

from what I can gather,she’d gone to college and the elastic on her knickers had snapped (I didn’t touch those-I swear) so she’d taken them off-and strolled into class with them in her bag-and sat down

you can imagine the rest…

 

[BasilRathbon]

Last December while on holiday in Wuhan I bought a dead bat from the wet market, had it for my tea and when I got back to the UK barfed all over the customs officers at Heathrow.


Sorry about the last 9 months everyone.

 

[Facehugger]

Just thought of another one.

So, many years ago I'd worked with a bloke 10 years younger than me, we were great mates, he was my bestie at work, not my type at all in the slightest and he knew it, nothing going on in that department.

One evening we had to go to a work do, so we went together, as you do. Well he got horribly pissed, and eventually ended up telling me he'd like to 'do' me. Whatever that entailed

I shoved him in a taxi and sent him home. Next day he was like 'What was I waffling on about last night, I can't remember anything'. I told him 'Oh, just going on about some older woman who you wanted to see if her knickers matched your bedroom carpet'.

I have never told him the truth!

 

[purpleaubergine]

When I was about 10/11 I had a “boyfriend” at school at it was literally just spending break together hugging and then calling each other on the landline when we got home and talked all night about school.

Anyway after a month or so I dumped him he then became really nasty to me and 2 of my friends and just a outright bully.

So one night me and my 2 friends were having dinner at her house, and as revenge we ordered take away to be delivered to my “ex boyfriends” house, and I mean mass orders from the local pizza shop, Chinese and Indian. About 50 quid from each takeaway.

The next day at school our whole year group was called in for special assembly and the headmistress said the school would find out who was responsible for the orders and the waste we caused to the restaurants (we did feel bad then)

We are now 28, and was never found out

 

[Kim Mild]

I got pregnant deliberately with my first child . I didn't take my pill ( for a while)but I always pretended it was an accidental that I missed one.

 

[Girlinabubble]

I had a very difficult mother in law to be and each time I got out of my boyfriend’s car I adjusted the old fashioned style seat belt so that whenever she got into the car she’d have to adjust it to make it quite a bit bigger !

 

[Hereforthegigs]

When I was about 10/11 I had a “boyfriend” at school at it was literally just spending break together hugging and then calling each other on the landline when we got home and talked all night about school.

Anyway after a month or so I dumped him he then became really nasty to me and 2 of my friends and just a outright bully.

So one night me and my 2 friends were having dinner at her house, and as revenge we ordered take away to be delivered to my “ex boyfriends” house, and I mean mass orders from the local pizza shop, Chinese and Indian. About 50 quid from each takeaway.

The next day at school our whole year group was called in for special assembly and the headmistress said the school would find out who was responsible for the orders and the waste we caused to the restaurants (we did feel bad then)

We are now 28, and was never found out

My queen, this is something I'd do hahaha

I got pregnant deliberately with my first child . I didn't take my pill ( for a while)but I always pretended it was an accidental that I missed one.

Me too!!!!

 

[Brunette3232]

I did something just like this-and this is the first time I’ve ever admitted it

my step daughter is 18,lazy,spiteful,a billy buller and trouble maker

shes never worked a day in her life and expects us to fund her until,she marries a rich man

shes tried to break us up so many times-I cannot stress how much of a nasty,foul mouthed witch she is-who likes to play the innocent if anythings said

well anyway,her mother bought her this pair of utterly foul trousers-think Rupert bear pattern but in a tit brown colour

she loved these trousers-and I found out she’d destroyed/stolen some of my best make up,then she broke my hairdryer,had poured my bubble bath down the loo and had hit my sons dog

she expected me to wash,dry and iron all her clothes which until then I’d refused to do

so I washed them and dried them but before I put them away I took my stitch ripper and did the same to these blasted trousers-but every 4/5 stitches

she thought she’d ground me down and merrily put them on for college the next day-smirking as she left

from what I can gather,she’d gone to college and the elastic on her knickers had snapped (I didn’t touch those-I swear) so she’d taken them off-and strolled into class with them in her bag-and sat down

you can imagine the rest…

That's horrible doing that to your step daughter you evil cow!! What a psychotic thing to do!

 

[Causewaygal]

Not long after I learned to drive I drove straight through our garden hedge when I put my foot on the accelerator rather than the brake ... my husband thinks the brakes failed

 

[Itsallaboutmememe]

That's horrible doing that to your step daughter you evil cow!! What a psychotic thing to do!

I’ve taken two years of her evil behaviour

every single day I’ve had tit slung at me from her

im human-and I lost it-maybe I shouldn’t have done it but I’d got so ground down by it

it was ok for her to destroy my stuff,steal from me,try to break my relationship up,lie ,be rude/swear at me hurt my sons dog and much much more?

maybe I am evil-or maybe,just maybe I snapped-guess we’ll agree to disagree on this one

 

[Chablis1]

I’ve taken two years of her evil behaviour

every single day I’ve had tit slung at me from her

im human-and I lost it-maybe I shouldn’t have done it but I’d got so ground down by it

it was ok for her to destroy my stuff,steal from me,try to break my relationship up,lie ,be rude/swear at me hurt my sons dog and much much more?

maybe I am evil-or maybe,just maybe I snapped-guess we’ll agree to disagree on this one

Like you say you’d had a couple years of utter tit.

 

[Sticks&Stones]

About a week after passing my driving test I thought I was the dogs balls because I hadn't put P-plates on my car and was doing a lot of solo driving. I got a reality check when I clipped somebody's mirror which resulted in an almighty bang, of course it was an almost new Audi. I did feel awful afterwards

When I was about 8 or 9, I was playing in my friend's garden the morning after we'd had a sleepover
I was desperate for a wee, but to get to the bathroom I would have to walk past her older sister who was sitting in the living room watching TV
I was really scared and intimidated by her as she would always stare at me and give me dirty looks (in my mind, anyway)

...So I went into my friend's Wendy house in the garden and peed in there, and hoped they'd think it was a cat or a fox that did it.

You've just reminded me. When I was 7 or 8 my friend had a party, and everybody was gathered in the garden. Her older brother had friends over and kept acting up in front of them. He wouldn't let us go upstairs and my friend kept trying to shove him out the way, but we couldn't get past.

In all the excitement I realised I was bursting for a wee, but her brother and his friends were still at the top of the stairs. My friend had given up and gone back outside, and for some unforsaken reason I decided the best solution was to pee in the kitchen bin. I knew I could hear if someone came downstairs and I had a view over the garden so I just had to squat over the bin and pretend I was looking for something.

I still feel awful thinking about whoever ended up unwittingly taking out this piss-filled bin bag.

 

[Web30]

When i was 12 i was riding my bike when a young kid (no idea how old) ran in front of me, he fell over, his mum was shouting at me and i just rode off not knowing what to do.
Never told anyone!