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I crashed into a parked car the week after I passed my driving test. I was 17, probably shouldn't have passed really, examiner was babbling on about his divorce and not even watching my driving, I went to my friends, it was pitch black, I took the corner too fast in 3rd gear and crashed into a parked car. At the time I just jumped out, see the car just had a small mark and drove off panicking but still feel guilty 17 years later as I reckon the damage was a lot more it was just too dark to see!! I then realised I'd smashed my headlight and panicked and told my dad that it was like that when I returned to a car park in the high street, he was like "oh yeah i can see how that happened, dont park on the corner again" I still haven't told him! 
Oof ive got loads i could write her. Shame I've got such an identifiable name 
I also reversed into a parked car in a car park a few days after passing my driving test. I reasoned that the car I’d hit was an old banger anyway and it didn’t matter if it had a dent in it and drove off without providing details 
Many many moons ago (pre kids,so I’m going back at least 23 years ago) I cheated on my then boyfriend
with his brother
in my defence I was young,stupid and fed up of being with a bleep (he was a nasty twit-his brother wasn’t much better)
if you met me now,I’d swear I’ve never cheated in my life-I’ve never cheated on anyone else
I babysat for my mates dog once
lovely dog-just never been trained,so he really lacks doggy manners
i may have told her I fed him steak as a treat (he’s spoilt rotten by her)
I didn’t-he had a tin of Tesco’s own dog food
no wonder his farts where awful when I took him back home (after being kept awake all night by him and having to keep an eye on him every minute for those 24 hours in case he bolted)
she refuses to feed him steak now in case his a turns as toxic as it was that day
My brother was being an utter bleep one day so I farted in his school bag
my ex boss was being a real twit one day (even more than normal) so I may have sneezed in his coffee-oh and if your wondering boss-it was me who put blue roll down the lav just so it would block
you shouldn’t have told me that being sexually assaulted on shift was ‘my own fault for going outside’ and yelling at me for running away when you allowed him to walk back in after banning him
kids-you want to know where your chocolate went?
I ate it
you shouldn’t have pushed every button I had that day-I did buy more out of sheer guilt tho
mother-you know that £300 you claimed I owed you even though I didn’t?
you offered to pay for the kids parties-not pay and charge me double
i didn’t put it under the safe like I said I did
i went to next and spent it on your grandkids
god,I deserve to go to hell in a handcart
with his brother
in my defence I was young,stupid and fed up of being with a bleep (he was a nasty twit-his brother wasn’t much better)
if you met me now,I’d swear I’ve never cheated in my life-I’ve never cheated on anyone else
I babysat for my mates dog once
lovely dog-just never been trained,so he really lacks doggy manners
i may have told her I fed him steak as a treat (he’s spoilt rotten by her)
I didn’t-he had a tin of Tesco’s own dog food
no wonder his farts where awful when I took him back home (after being kept awake all night by him and having to keep an eye on him every minute for those 24 hours in case he bolted)
she refuses to feed him steak now in case his a turns as toxic as it was that day
My brother was being an utter bleep one day so I farted in his school bag
my ex boss was being a real twit one day (even more than normal) so I may have sneezed in his coffee-oh and if your wondering boss-it was me who put blue roll down the lav just so it would block
you shouldn’t have told me that being sexually assaulted on shift was ‘my own fault for going outside’ and yelling at me for running away when you allowed him to walk back in after banning him
kids-you want to know where your chocolate went?
I ate it
you shouldn’t have pushed every button I had that day-I did buy more out of sheer guilt tho
mother-you know that £300 you claimed I owed you even though I didn’t?
you offered to pay for the kids parties-not pay and charge me double
i didn’t put it under the safe like I said I did
i went to next and spent it on your grandkids
god,I deserve to go to hell in a handcart
My sis in law was having a garage clear out and gave me a ratty old deck chair. It was sound(like old things usually are), it just needed a good scrub, which I duly did and it came up like new. A week or two later she saw it all pristine and asked for it back because she said it was the only chair that eased her achey back. Liar, she'd not used it in years. Anyway I said OK through gritted teeth and promiised to drop it off next day. That night I used my trusty stitch ripper to snip every 5th or 6th stitch where the fabric attached to the wood.
Dropped it off at sil's next day. Apparently the first time she sat in it the stitching all popped and she fell through it to the ground on her large a, got jammed in and had to be hauled out by her neighbour. "Oh dear" I said when she told me "maybe I used too much bleach when I washed it and it rotted the stitching".
I know it was a bleep move but she was forever pulling bleep stunts on me for stealing hercash cow brother. Sorry, not sorry at all.
Dropped it off at sil's next day. Apparently the first time she sat in it the stitching all popped and she fell through it to the ground on her large a, got jammed in and had to be hauled out by her neighbour. "Oh dear" I said when she told me "maybe I used too much bleach when I washed it and it rotted the stitching".I know it was a bleep move but she was forever pulling bleep stunts on me for stealing her
My mum was always so old fashioned. She was still stuck in the 1950's when I was a teenager in the 80's. One weekend I wanted to go to a party and stay out, I was about 16, she was having none of it. So I put vodka in her orange juice she had with her tea, she was asleep on the sofa by 8pm, so off out I went and she was still there when I got home at 6am!
I escaped boarding school one weekend and hitchhiked (there and back) with a friend to go and see Guns 'n Roses (my friend was rich and bought the tickets). And nobody noticed! Thankfully our rides were nice respectable truckies who were concerned for our safety ... I shudder to think what could have gone wrong.
Worked with a revolting man, years before internet. So i put an add in the newspapers selling his car, motorbike and a looooong list of items and his home number for people to call. As every was dirt cheap he had calls the whole weekend, had to unplug his phone and had to pay for the add. Must say i felt very guilty going to work that Monday as everybody were talking about what happened to him
I did something very similar. I was an admin at a company and noticed that on the list of IT contractors we worked with was a man with a very distinctive name that I recognised from around the internet - he is a racist, anti-Semitic, misogynistic thug. I took down his number, wiped his contact details from the system so that he'd never be offered work from the company again, and then signed him up to receive spam calls from PPI-type services. I felt bad about it but at the same time, he deserved it (I'd Google searched to be as sure as possible that it really was him and not just someone with the same name)
A girl at my workplace is head over heels for her boyfriend . What she doesn't know is i knew him ages ago he sent me a DP and was messaging me when he had a girlfriend .... 
he also messaged me some time during/before she met him .
he also messaged me some time during/before she met him .
At work, I had to do x numbers of calls to our potential customers, I deleted y numbers of calls on our system and therefore only do (x-y)
Skipped work at my previous job with an "upset stomach" and went to a daytime screening of How To Train Your Dragon by myself instead. No regrets 
When I was about 8 or 9, I was playing in my friend's garden the morning after we'd had a sleepover
I was desperate for a wee, but to get to the bathroom I would have to walk past her older sister who was sitting in the living room watching TV
I was really scared and intimidated by her as she would always stare at me and give me dirty looks (in my mind, anyway)
...So I went into my friend's Wendy house in the garden and peed in there, and hoped they'd think it was a cat or a fox that did it.
I was desperate for a wee, but to get to the bathroom I would have to walk past her older sister who was sitting in the living room watching TV
I was really scared and intimidated by her as she would always stare at me and give me dirty looks (in my mind, anyway)
...So I went into my friend's Wendy house in the garden and peed in there, and hoped they'd think it was a cat or a fox that did it.
I’ve kept in contact with a boy I went out with briefly 40 years ago - we’ve met every year for lunch and still really really like each other but we’re both married and have never taken it further but we both know we would if we could!
When I was 12 or 13, my friend convinced me to bunk off school with her. Of course we got caught, were given detention and a letter was sent home to be signed by our parents. A few days later, said letter arrived and I saw the envelope before my mum did... so I opened it and forged my mum's signature before returning it to school. On the day of detention, I made up some excuse for coming home a bit late that day.
I never told my parents about this and years later, still feel guilty!!
I never told my parents about this and years later, still feel guilty!!
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Haha I have a mate who used the period pain excuse all the time. One day her boss came to her and said ‘hey your period date is not consistent ‘Skipped work at my previous job with an "upset stomach" and went to a daytime screening of How To Train Your Dragon by myself instead. No regrets
When I was 11 or 12 my friend and I really fancied this boy in the year above us. We used to wave at him, give him little notes and even called him at home to ask him stuff like what is your favourite tv show, what's your favourite colour etc. This boy was super shy, so bad that he told his mum he didn't want to go to school because of us. His mum phoned the teacher and she talked to us about it. In front of the whole classroom. I was so embarrassed. We never looked at him again and never talked about it. Poor boy, we really didn't mean any harm. We just really liked him.
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