I've never told anyone this...

[She's back]

I fantasise about disgusting grunting old, overweight, sweaty men with tiny dicks

 

[HubIreLovesMnD]

Do not tell me none of you get a bobby pin and pick the golden morsels out of your earholes and eat them.

As for bogeys, what else are you doing with them otherwise?

The "aged" blackheads are the best. They ripen with age and have a better bite to them. However they are like truffles. Very rare.

Mother of God. I really hope the historians of the future never see this message, otherwise they will mark it as the moment that humanity was doomed

 

[petitspois]

I lost my job , and have 3 children not much support , money is very tight , to provide so sort of Christmas for them I had sex for money so so ashamed about it now

Don’t be ashamed, you did what you had to. I hope it was in a safe environment. I really hope next year is better for you love x

 

[Makaraka]

when I found out my ex cheated on me, me and my 2 best friends all did a shit in doggy bags and then drove to the girls house who he was cheating on me with. We all put on rubber gloves and smeared the shit all over their cars and then my friend pissed all over my ex’s car and he kicked the wing mirror off of hers. At this point my ex didn’t know I knew and was due to see me that night. He cancelled because someone had done something to his car and he was really “sorry” & told me what had happened. But he forgot to tell his bit on the side who posted it all over Facebook about how disgusting it was. Which prompted him to coming clean about cheating after I asked why it had happened at her house.

Her ex boyfriend got the blame

this was about 14 years ago! Me and my friends never spoke about it again and to this day no one knows it was us

 

[maiamoo22]

Can I just say you are all so brave to even type out the things confessed here (bar the toenails one) and I'm glad there is a nice community here.

For me its scarred me and unfortunately I still carry this with me everyday. When I was 7 years old my mum got into a new relationship which came with not only a step dad but a step brother. Step dad has his own house and we would sleep there on school nights sometimes. My mum (mother of the year I might add) made me sleep in the same bed as a 15 year old boy due to no other beds in the house and thought nothing of it. I was sexually abused by him for 2 years, only him dropping interest in me as I got older. It was like I served to him on a plate being put in the same bed for the duration of this time. When we'd go camping he'd claim to my mum he was taking me to the nearby park but actually went to abuse me in his tent. Being this age I thought it was normal and he was my "boyfriend". Once it stopped I was confused and hurt which I think was even worse looking back now that it was seen as a normal thing to me. Now I am 24 and I have nightmares weekly, still had to spend christmas eve with him in my teens and come to terms with what happened to me. He recently got exposed for being on those p*dophile pages on facebook talking to an 11 year old and I wanted to finally report what happened to me to the police but I'm so scared to bring it up again, like I should just live with it. I've never told anybody as I feel like I'm tainted now as a person.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

When I was a lot younger me and my boyfriend (now husband) went out and got really drunk. I wet the bed and blamed it on him, he was mortified and so apologetic. I never have admitted to it and he still says "remember that night I pissed the bed"

 

[Sally1993]

When I was doing my A-levels, we were in class and this girl said, “what time is X class?” out loud. I politely answered from across the room and she looked at me like a piece of shit and said, “did I ask you?!”

Anyway, when everyone was out of the room, I put a shit-load of glue stick onto her chair. She came back, laid her coat on her chair and sat on it for a good hour. At the end of class, she had to PEEL her lovely coat off the chair and it was all minging and sticky.

 

[Mrs Cucumber]

I fantasise about disgusting grunting old, overweight, sweaty men with tiny dicks

Peppledash has returned

 

[bolimepipi]

when i was in elementary school (i think i was 7) i told all my school friends that we have a bear at home.. it was a lie.
huh feels good to get that off my chest

 

[Spacemonkey1972]

My mother was an awful woman. She made my childhood a misery. Only child. My dad was lovely, he was my hero and my mum hated the relationship we had. Anyway at 16 she threw me out just because I’d met a guy (he became my husband and father of my 3 kids. After 18yrs we divorced as he cheated but hey ho). After I had my first daughter she got back in touch, my dad had been round a few times behind her back. We remained in contact, I had 2 more daughters but she became horrendous again and was using my girls this time to emotionally torment. So in 2000 I cut contact full stop. She screamed and abused my dad, he was old by this point and didn’t want the hassle so he stopped contact too. I understood tho
I found out in the paper my dad died in 2016 and I got upset. Neighbours said she’d driven him to it. He was nearly 90 tho so probably a mixture. But he had a good life insurance which she got, hid from the benefits folk and went on OAP cruises telling folk he was a stupid goat and she was glad he’d gone. Anyway in 2019 she died and left all the money to charity. Not even to her grandkids I was contacted by a solicitor as the rule is different in Scotland. Even tho I’m not on her will, I was entitled to half by their laws. I thought long and hard about it then thought fuck it, karma. Turns out she had nearly 30k squirrelled away in banks, at home etc (benefit fraud). Long story short benefits didn’t want anything, solicitor got their little bit, Charity got half and I got 13k.
Stick that mother you old cow. You thought I couldn’t touch your cash...but I did

 

[Meh]

My sister is a horrible cunt.Havent spoken for years and years....she’d just been absolutely vile (got me evicted from my home-long story) Anyway she had just got a very impressive and important job working in a government building,And nobody liked her she was very aware of that.She had the responsibility of opening the office and had all the master keys in her bag.Like i say government building,very important.I stole the keys.Never gave them back.Caused absolute mayhem..she got sacked.Every single lock had to be changed.I fucked her right over.

Jesus Christ

Sorry but that is such a scheming and spiteful thing to do. How anyone can take joy in someone being sacked, let alone their sister, I dunno. Not to mention the cost of replacing all those locks at a Government (read tax funded) building. So pointless.

This thread is half amazingly funny and half terrifying - all the folks laughing and joking about forcing pregnancy/children on their men. Fuck me.

I’ve did some questionable stuff but this is next level.

 

[Kim Mild]

I got pregnant deliberately with my first child . I didn't take my pill ( for a while)but I always pretended it was an accidental that I missed one.

 

[HubIreLovesMnD]

Agree, I think that is a low low act

Why?! We were both happy and our child is now 8 and we are both brilliant parents, no harm done

Of course I am happy that you are all happy and have a happy healthy child. That's great for you!

But having a baby should be a choice that you both members of a couple agree and consent to fully, one member shouldn't be tricked into it. Just my opinion

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

I had a boss (f) who was a right bitch. Loved to humiliate her staff - in public at any given opportunity. (This was before every car had dash cams). So me and one of my work colleagues knew where she lived, she parked her shiny flashy car on the main road, so we drove past her car, I leant out the window with my steering lock and smashed off her wing mirror. Took a few attempts but so worth it when I saw it in the staff car park. Same mate was being cheated on by her boyfriend so we superglued matchsticks into the door locks of his van. Another mate - also being cheated on, boyfriend had an escort cosworth, loved it more than life, so we poured cooking oil and stones all over the bonnet. They got married...
Not so long ago I was in Waitrose with my daughter. I was perusing the bread and she wondered off. this absolute little bastard and his mother pushing a pushchair with another kid were standing next to me. This little fucker was having a massive tantrum and she was trying to negotiate with this 3 foot terrorist about what HE wanted, and he was screaming etc, as she looked so embarrassed, she walked away and as he went past I did a big stride forward tripping this little arsehole straight on his face!!!! Slap! He was crying and mum came running back and I said “aww are you ok..” and his mum carried him off! One thing I cannot abide is children in charge of parents!! Don’t feel bad at all.

You assaulted a child. Well done you, what a pillar of society.

 

[If you say so...]

ok, I said I'd never state my karma for stealing as a child but it's all I've thought of since I wrote the post and I...well... I'm so sorry because this is a really uncomfortable and non amusing admission. Sorry to ruin the party but please allow me to unburden myself.

****TRIGGER WARNING****

I was raped on holiday. Me and my two friends were on holiday in Marbella 10 years ago. We met three men in a bar and they invited the one that I'd been flirting with back to our apartment. We all sat around chatting for an hour or so then my friends went to bed in the only bedroom. I'd been on the sofa bed all week so I guess they assumed I'd shoo the man off and get my head down on the sofabed in the lounge.

It must have been 10 minutes of me trying to politely ask him to leave, telling him we wouldn't be spending the night together and in a blur he was on top of me with his hands down my pants and his shoulder over/in my mouth. He was so heavy and it was so painful and I was petrified. He violated me in every orifice - with a hand over my mouth when I tried to shout. My friends never came out when I shouted.

After he'd finished he got up and left without saying a word. It was like a film. I locked the door to the appartment and went to the bedroom where my friends were and it was locked. They had locked themselves in to keep themselves safe, but they left me to be attacked. I silently cried all night. I know it was my fault because I shouldn't have flirted with him. but I hated my friends for inviting him back and then protecting themselves that night.

 

[ChampagneBox]

That's horrible doing that to your step daughter you evil cow!! What a psychotic thing to do!

...is this the stepdaughter?

 

[chandlercheesecake]

When I was about 8 or 9, I was playing in my friend's garden the morning after we'd had a sleepover
I was desperate for a wee, but to get to the bathroom I would have to walk past her older sister who was sitting in the living room watching TV
I was really scared and intimidated by her as she would always stare at me and give me dirty looks (in my mind, anyway)

...So I went into my friend's Wendy house in the garden and peed in there, and hoped they'd think it was a cat or a fox that did it.

 

[Angelcake805]

Of course I am happy that you are all happy and have a happy healthy child. That's great for you!

But having a baby should be a choice that you both members of a couple agree and consent to fully, one member shouldn't be tricked into it. Just my opinion

This!! Also imagine if roles were reversed for a minute... A man wants a baby.. woman not so keen.. he pokes holes into or removes condom without her knowledge and she falls pregnant cos 'He WaNtEd A BaBy' don't think it would be taken so lightly!!! Morally wrong on so many levels

 

[Olive40]

I am so sorry you went through this. You can still report it to the police if you wanted to.

I wouldn’t be surprised if you weren’t the only victim of this horrible piece of work.
xx

I’ve developed such horrendous social anxiety I don’t think I could put myself through it now. I just wish back then I’d not let my mother and sister convince me I was a cheat and that I was some kind of s**g as they called me. They don’t know the turmoil I went through. I even made myself have HIV tests etc I was terrified. My heart was racing daily all day for months, whilst trying to pretend I was fine for my 3 children who were all under 5 years of age, I eventually told my GP, about a year later and he told me it was rape, he said even if drunk you must have been in a state if you can’t remember that night other than one tiny flash back. No man should do that to you. I had such a bad panic attack my GP hugged me tight as I was shaking and sobbing. He suggested it was a date rape drug used or like the bar staff member said he was spiking my wines with vodka and then started giving me vodka by the tripe with coke, something I’d never drink as I hate spirits. He was sat chatting to us as he knew my friend and giving us free drinks. That’s the last I remember other than one flash back of him standing above me wearing just a white shirt in his bedroom. Awful. He was about ten years old than me and he knew I was married.

He tried to convince me I consented when I got his number the next day asking what he did to me. He said we had sex and I suggested it, he said ‘as soon as you told me to stop I stopped’. I said to him what he did was wrong as I’d never cheat on my husband. Next I hear he’s told everyone who came in his pub he ‘shagged a married woman last night’ then all the rumours flew around and people gave me filthy looks at the school gates, in shops etc. I tried to tell my mum what happened and she and my siblings cut me off and were texting my husband I was a s**g and he should leave me,

Sorry I offloaded all of that. I’ve never told anyone this other than my husband, doctor and therapist. I’ve never been brave enough to tell people incase they thought it wasn’t rape and I was just some drunk woman who cheated on her husband.

Sorry I’ve turned this thread depressing. Thank you all for being so kind and helping me to speak out about it xxxxx

 

[Petulant_vlogger]

I caught someone stealing money from work. Gave evidence to my boss. He did nothing. I compiled more evidence, till trackers etc. Bosses boss tell him to look into cash loss. I get told I'm being watched. I made sure to be on the same shift as the thief and took £70 out of the till. Still nobody did anything.

I've had sex with a stranger against a bin behind a kebab shop 30 seconds after meeting. I have paid a cab fair "in kind". Nobody would ever guess because I'm so "sensible" and have been monogamous for absolutely years