It's the Fergusons #9

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Oh my god. Their stories today. Clearly a grifted trip (though not marked as an ad) because of the promotion of the ski boots and the tour operator. But they're still too tight to pay for lessons for T. I follow ski instructors on IG. Who. Put. Their. Children. Into. Lessons. It's really not advised to teach your own children. Even if you literally know what you're doing - and they don't.

Watching T careen down that slope in a bizarre stance with Al chasing him has given me palpations. Jen just cackling as he headed towards the lift and building with zero control or ability to stop was horrendous. She's clearly able to ski as she's skiing whilst filming (I do the same with my own children) and is able to control her speed and stop, why wouldn't she want that for her child?! It's outside of holidays. Ski schools will have availability.

You can tell they're clueless by the fact they've given him poles. He's no business having a set of poles yet. My children didn't have them for the entire week of lessons for the whole of their first week on snow. You see any ski school on the mountain. NONE of the children in the beginner group will have poles. Get rid of the poles and get him to focus on his stance and control! He's flapping them, completely out of control on that run.

They're in Les Arcs, pretty much my favourite place in the world. Thank god they're there now, so I haven't got to worry about them taking me or my family out when we go next month.

Also, you don't have to fly to LA. We've been there by train and have also driven. Super easy. But I'm guessing she can suck up the flight if someone else is paying the bill, despite her stories saying she found the flight difficult.
I’m just glad I don’t have to see their miserable faces around town. They put on such a show for insta, when in reality they are the complete opposite.
 
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God their stories get worse. She has posted a video of herself, saying she hates it and she can't do it. And then an engagement poll about having a private lesson. Well, yeah, Jen. If you get someone who knows how to teach you safely, you'll probably enjoy it more. So perhaps offer your son that courtesy.
 
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So isnt Ted supposed to go back to school on Tuesday? Yet they’re on (a most likely gifted) holiday.

Also- heard in the pub (because yes, people do gossip about them locally) that they’re moving house soon- to the next little village, so not IoM like they tried to make everyone think.
 
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So isnt Ted supposed to go back to school on Tuesday? Yet they’re on (a most likely gifted) holiday.

Also- heard in the pub (because yes, people do gossip about them locally) that they’re moving house soon- to the next little village, so not IoM like they tried to make everyone think.
Wow, they finally have to stand on their own two feet & stop leaching off her ex. About time.
 
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So isnt Ted supposed to go back to school on Tuesday? Yet they’re on (a most likely gifted) holiday.

Also- heard in the pub (because yes, people do gossip about them locally) that they’re moving house soon- to the next little village, so not IoM like they tried to make everyone think.
You mean to say that I will no longer have to look a Jens miserable face staring down other women in St John’s yard ever again and Al trying to keep up with his two dogs as he walks them. 2025 is looking up already
 
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You mean to say that I will no longer have to look a Jens miserable face staring down other women in St John’s yard ever again and Al trying to keep up with his two dogs as he walks them. 2025 is looking up already
oh no, sorry to say you will- they’re only moving nearby. I won’t say the name- but you’ll still see her grumpy, saggy old face.
SJY is where I got the gossip.

Hi Jen, Hi Al- we know you’ll be reading. 👋🏼
 
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oh no, sorry to say you will- they’re only moving nearby. I won’t say the name- but you’ll still see her grumpy, saggy old face.
SJY is where I got the gossip.

Hi Jen, Hi Al- we know you’ll be reading. 👋🏼
Damn, there’s me thinking I won the jackpot.
 
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You mean to say that I will no longer have to look a Jens miserable face staring down other women in St John’s yard ever again and Al trying to keep up with his two dogs as he walks them. 2025 is looking up already
I find the mental image of podgy little Al, teetering behind those two tiny dogs really amusing.

Man, it must eat them up inside that locals talk about them.
 
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"I put my whole life on Instagram - how DARE my neighbours gossip about me down the pub!"
 
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I find the mental image of podgy little Al, teetering behind those two tiny dogs really amusing.

Man, it must eat them up inside that locals talk about them.
It’s hilarious to look at, he waddles about like a pregnant woman with a bad him, TW is very hilly, it must be playing havoc on his hips 🤣. As for face ache, it wouldn’t hurt her to smile once in a while.
 
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Now. I consider myself to be a fair person so its only right I come on to express my relief that they're having proper tuition now. The difference in T's skiing is phenomenol. Notice how the instructor has taken the poles away and how his stance is better and he's turning in a slow and controlled way.

Thank duck for that. I sincerely hope they keep the lessons up all week, but as they've booked privately, I doubt it. We use the same ski school and group lessons are pricey, but private ones are double. I hope they do though, as one lesson I'd great but T could become so much more competent and confident if they invested in multiple
 
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Oh my god. Their stories today. Clearly a grifted trip (though not marked as an ad) because of the promotion of the ski boots and the tour operator. But they're still too tight to pay for lessons for T. I follow ski instructors on IG. Who. Put. Their. Children. Into. Lessons. It's really not advised to teach your own children. Even if you literally know what you're doing - and they don't.

Watching T careen down that slope in a bizarre stance with Al chasing him has given me palpations. Jen just cackling as he headed towards the lift and building with zero control or ability to stop was horrendous. She's clearly able to ski as she's skiing whilst filming (I do the same with my own children) and is able to control her speed and stop, why wouldn't she want that for her child?! It's outside of holidays. Ski schools will have availability.

You can tell they're clueless by the fact they've given him poles. He's no business having a set of poles yet. My children didn't have them for the entire week of lessons for the whole of their first week on snow. You see any ski school on the mountain. NONE of the children in the beginner group will have poles. Get rid of the poles and get him to focus on his stance and control! He's flapping them, completely out of control on that run.

They're in Les Arcs, pretty much my favourite place in the world. Thank god they're there now, so I haven't got to worry about them taking me or my family out when we go next month.

Also, you don't have to fly to LA. We've been there by train and have also driven. Super easy. But I'm guessing she can suck up the flight if someone else is paying the bill, despite her stories saying she found the flight difficult.
they haven’t stopped quoting that T is in skiing lessons ever since you mentioned it 😂 it’s all they have spoken about in their stories 😂
 
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Please correct me where I have misunderstood but wasn't one of the posts Jen saying how she used to go skiing with L when he was small..how did she go skiing with a young child and not still know how to ski herself. L seems very competent.

Also hope they are getting a fine for taking T out of school regardless if the holiday was gifted or not he still is missing school.
 
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they haven’t stopped quoting that T is in skiing lessons ever since you mentioned it 😂 it’s all they have spoken about in their stories 😂
I can’t wait to see her this weekend walking around St John’s road with a big duck off smile on her face because a couple of us locals are pissed off looking at her sour face
 
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they haven’t stopped quoting that T is in skiing lessons ever since you mentioned it 😂 it’s all they have spoken about in their stories 😂
I'll take it as a win! If only other Instagrammers would change their habits to benefit their children based on what we say on here (Looking at you BrummyMummy).
It's good as far as I'm concerned, and exactly how they should be doing it. My kids can ski better than us but still go into lessons. They get to do cool stuff that we're not comfortable with.

I don't understand the posts about taking L when he was T's age if she can't ski. And also, T went on their last trip as well, but did he not have lessons then? It's not unheard of. Some families do their first trip as a snow holiday, just to keep the pressure off.
 
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I'll take it as a win! If only other Instagrammers would change their habits to benefit their children based on what we say on here (Looking at you BrummyMummy).
It's good as far as I'm concerned, and exactly how they should be doing it. My kids can ski better than us but still go into lessons. They get to do cool stuff that we're not comfortable with.

I don't understand the posts about taking L when he was T's age if she can't ski. And also, T went on their last trip as well, but did he not have lessons then? It's not unheard of. Some families do their first trip as a snow holiday, just to keep the pressure off.
I’m sure they will post an answer to your questions on their stories 😂 they must check this thread constantly
 
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Can that over grown child not go a day without consuming alcohol, mind you living sour puss would drive anyone to drink. Maybe that’s how she stops him cheating on her by keeping him drunk.
 
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