#209 102 Donations Alice Keeps on Talking Smack while Alun Brings the Dragon Back
#208 Dupee, or not Dupee, that is the question
#207 The con was ruff, then she tried to drop the Gruff
#206 Yo, Me and Dupee
#205 The Judge asks Alice to go on mute
#204 Alice has a very loose relationship with time and the truth
#203 Nothing says “marriage is for life” quite like a 56 page pre-nup.
#202 Bern, Baby (Angel), Bern, GRIFTER INFERNO
#201 Alice's puffball skirts are older than Bianca
#200 Tattle adopts walrus with a grossly over-litigated, scorched earth agenda
#199 w.h.e.r.e.a.r.e.y.o.u.r.f.i.n.a.n.c.i.a.l.s.a.l.i.c.e.
#198 Alice keeps spouting BS while Tattle donates to end MS
#197 Alice interrupts the Judge
#196 Sure, Jan
#195 Tell Me You’re Getting Married Without Telling Me!
#194 Ms Evans throws her weight behind Tattle Lite.
#193 Socks, lies and no videotape
#192 Alice's ego's writing cheques her talent, body & personality can't cash.
#191 The Deeply Irritating Presence of Evans
#190 The Chronicles of Ioania The Lying, The Biyatch & the Warring Wardrobe
#189 Ding Dong, the witch is gone…
#188 Alice? Alice? Who the Bifurc is Alice??
#187 remaining married to alice is causing me a considerable amount of stress
#186 It has always been a dump smell!
#185 Respectfully, you’re a lunatic
#184 The Silence of the Socks
#183 No restraining order for Bianca. Case was dismissed.
#182 4th of July is Ioan’s Independence Day. See you next Tuesday, Alice!
#181 I believe Alice's actions are child abuse.
#180 Alice has the saggy muff, Bianca has the handsome Gruff.
#179 Alice is so rattled by Tattle, which proves we are doing God's work
#178 Ioan took a one way trip from A to B
#177 As trusty as a cat with an unattended prawn cocktail
#176 ApocAlice Now
#175 Never mind, Alice. Keep your chins up!
#174 Even her divorce lawyer left her.
#173 We stand with Ioan Gruffudd and Bianca Wallace
#172 Alice Evans Always and Forever Con-ning
#171 MAlice,Toxteth our lovely Turd, says appreciate life, stop causing strife
#170 Bad Boyo 4! Want more?
#169 Red lipstick, mouth with the click, it’s the unregulated lunatic
#168 Alice's claim to fame is Ioan's name
#167 Will the real Alice please show her face?
#166 Tomayto, Tomahto; DARVO, DVRO
#165 Alice, it's time for a Burkhart-to-heart
#164 Alice in Yogurtland
#163 We just watched Jabba the Chunk get destroyed by a droid. Best Star Wars yet
#162 Comments are not made under oath, and bear no resemblance to the truth.
#161 No surprise Alice is appearing at something with the word con in the title
#160 The guy isn’t a wimp, he’s a fricking super hero.
#159 Saint Ioan of Tattle wouldn’t ride MN into battle.
#158 Alice was a no show, to the pokey she must go.
#157 Yo's showing class while Alice is showing her erse.
#156 No one is responsible for Alice's bills but Alice.
#155 No one is responsible for Alice's behaviour except Alice.
#154 Mr Fantastic's alcoholic ex wife is trying to start shite with me
#153 Hagatha Crusty - Murder on the Panda Express!
#152 Lentil soup is healing hearts but it just makes poor old Alice fart.
#151 Shaking and crying, grifting and lying
#150 The Christmas Card 2 - return to sender. Alice doesn’t live here anymore
#149 On the 1st day of Xmas my true victim gave to me, more GREY ROCK how bloody DARE HE?
#148 Malice and the 102 Ailments
#147 Alice locks both of her Twitter accounts
#146 Evil HQ posts record profits as membership soars
#145 Man, Ioan Gruffudd doesn't even know you.
#144 Dispatch to Officer Dibble: crackle... Be advised suspect is a Charlie Uniform November Tango, over.
#143 "verifed DVRO"
#142 The life we have taken on here requires a higher income
#141 Alice is eating takeaways, drinking tons of wine, & being a troll online
#140 AE thinks her new lawyers are winners. IG's having them for dinner.
#139 Her tears aren't blue, they're dry & bitter, her jeers aren't true, they're lies on Twitter (mod adjusted to full title)
#138 Alice, the Sobriety Motivator, Grief Appropriator, Parental Alienator
#137 Check those French Letters Pharaohly.
#136 Do Not Mistake My Wineglass for Kindness
#135 Bianca's birthdaying on a rock, Alice is looking for dinocock
#134 She’s been quiet for a spell, she’s ‘in divorce PRO hell’(or in a cell?)
#133 In the Mail, risking jail, will the GoFundMe cover bail?
#132 She walks in the valley of doll heads, nothing left but her turdy threads
#131 A 3 year ban on Alice’s gob—but will she ever get a job?
#130 Alice Evans GoRefundMe!
#129 Want some cheese with that $160 whine, Malice?
#128 From the cover of Hello to a PRO!
#127 Get a job before your kids do Alice!
#126 Alice is 54 - on her birthday, do you want more? RAWR!
#125 Alice thinks she's wily - enter Anne Kiley
#124 2 year bender, no surrender!
#123 Oi Alice, the reason you're so bloated is because you're full of it
#122 Only a pineapple ring needed to complete the meaty display
#121 She's just the bargain basement Meghan Markle
#120 THE CAPS ARE ON, but Ioan's not home!
#119 Quit the drink, ditch the brother, get off the floor and - Be A Mother!!
#118 We stand with Ioan Gruffudd. We stand with Elsie & Ella.
#117 To be a dirty sock or to sell dirty socks, that is the question
#116 Cont Y Mor
#115 Squatters to the left, Tattlers to the right Stuck in the middle with a TRO
#114 Every day I am thankful I am not Alice Evans
#113 St. Malice, Patron Saint of Victimhood
#112 GRUFFUDD!!!
#111 Hey Alice, get a job and go fund yourself!
#110 I don't eat baby sheet stirrers
#109 I'm Alice Evans, my life’s a mess, I need a GoFundMe to buy Panda Express
#108 Alice Evans - penniless and down to her last $20,000 Bulgari Watch
#107 We Stand With Ioan Gruffudd
#106 Wake Up and Smell the Covfefe, Alice.
#105 I will always love and re bf never every one of you
#104 When your enemy is making a mistake, don't interfere
#103 Alice Evans - You Can't Handle the Truth!!!
#102 See you next Tuesday, the premiere of 102 Damnations
#101 She claims spending all day weeping, can you smell the bull seeping
#100 One more week till the PRO, who knows how low she will go?
#99 Yo chose a woman with MS rather than BS
#98 Imbibe, post, regret, delete, rinse and repeat
#97 Her last hoorah was tits on show, tick tock tick tock incoming PRO
#96 Yo & B did their 1st event, Alice stayed home and used Jasper to vent
#95 Alice knows her ABC’s… but missed out P, R and O
#94 Covid negative, but positively desperate for attention
#93 Give a man some peace and he will thrive.
#92 The Chronicles of YoBee
#91 Tattle, who I met at Alice’s meltdown
#90 Ioan has no socks because Alice used them all
#89 Alice turning water into wine, kidneys working overtime.
#88 More socks than in a department store, Alice doesn't believe less is more
#87 Selfies galore: Alice, do you WANT MORE?
#86 You're not homeless if breaking the TRO lands you in jail
#85 Nothing says I wuv u like a hypothetical disregard of a restraining order
#84 When the Ioan gets tough, the Gruffs get goin (to Europe)
#83 Bianca looks to be thriving, whilst Alice is dressed to go diving.
#82 I’d rather be an unobtrusive lurker than an Alice Evans shirker
#81 I'll never understand what I did wrong
#80 Alice the Shartful Dodger, can't say anything at all, except when she does
#79 Ioan got a restraining order but Alice wants a remaining order
#78 Cancel ur ho abs my TRO
#77 Honk the Hornblower
#76 Alice Evans abs the amazing disappearing black eye
#75 claims she's reached out to Bianca, the evidence shows she's a lyin merchant banker
#74 Alice Evans the smartest person in the room. So long as it's empty.
#73 Legally blocked immediately
#72 102 ways to threaten and coerce Coglet
#71 Alice shouts she’ll win in court, but let’s just look at Ioan’s report…
#70 (no thread title)
#69 Alice's eye: BLACKED IMMEDIATELY!
#68 Lipstick is red, Alice is blue; alone on Valentine’s Day, boo hoo
#67 a slug of Moonshine
#66 Better a ray of sunshine than a row of sharp ones
#65 Alice E smoking one fat doobie while talking smack to the squirrel & rat
#64 Alice is still completely barmy, here comes her rosé army
#63 get a job Alice!
#62 Alice wails “No money for the maid”, then buys a Tesla (fully paid)
#61 I reddit on the grapevine
#60 we’ll burn that bridge when we come to it
#59 She sleeps on a throne of lies
#58 Goodbye, Gloria, my old friend. I hope to hire you back again
#57 Alice needs to come back abs finished what she sharted
#56 I've got 99 filters but a pool filter ain't one
#55 More Easter eggs than a Taylor Swift album
#54 hashtag Alice for presisent!
#53 Don't be bitter, be Bee!
#52 More projection than a silent movie theater
#51 A threat of court cut her Twitter short
#50 Fifty Threads of mAlice
#49 Life w/o Twitter, she’s falling apart! But he's come to save her: A Shart
#48 Alice, you've been served
#47 Alice, Alice, where the feck is Alice?
#46 There's a rat in me Prius what am I gonna do?
#45 Alice is a walkin’ talkin’ tweetin’ stalkin’ mafia moll
#44 Ioan’s toothbrush has left the building!
#43 Hag not hag. Just throw some tat on a bag
#42 How to Tone your abs
#41 Alice still has Phil-ings for Ioan but will never a-Tone for her actions
#40 AE thought she was a ninja till a squirrel binned her
#39 more holes in her story than a 99c colander
#38 Whatever your trauma happens to be, don’t forget it’s all about ME
#37 "Poor me... another sharp one!"
#36 The Tales of 1,000 Ioans
#35 Vagina revokers and ego strokers, but his lawyer’s letters nearly broke her
#34 Game of Tone's
#33 She's a soap opera inside a horror film inside a documentary & she's free
#32 Alice, please won't you stop tweeting? 30 Biancas need their sleeping!
#31 Hello Bubba Bear, Goodbye Old Soak
#30 Alice has the ick, but Bianca’s got the dick
#29 We three wines in Alice’s bar, causing Tweets that travel so far..
#28 Christmas time, Alice has had wine, hope the lawyers don't resign
#27 Narc rage sells, narc rage sells, narc rage all the way!
#26 Ioan & Bianca get papped out walkin, Check behind all trees for Alice stalkin
#25 All I want for Christmas isn’t you.
#24 Better lock tweets, better not lie: Tattle Turds are coming to town
#23 The Sane Pedestal: Hub lift her up where she belongs
#22 On the 12th day of Xmas my hubby sent to me, a restraining order & a 730
#21 Silent night, holy night, Alice isn’t calm and certainly isn’t very bright
#20 Alice is a troll, don’t disagree or she'll call Instapol!
#19 One Bianca, Two Bianca, Three Bianca, Four…
#18 102 Defamations
#17 Her house is extra dusty, I bet she smells all musty
#16 More embellishments than a pair of Alice Evans Nike trainers
#15 Cryin, lyin, still denyin - Marmite, wolves & monkeys flyin
#14 Let bogans be bogans
#13 Consciously uncoupled from reality
#12 Embellisher of handbags, Nike Airs and the truth
#11 Never, ever, ever getting back together
#10 zero percent interest loan
#9 102 Divorce reasons
#8 As unhinged as her bathroom door
#7 Socks at dawn
#6 Alice still so bitter, all over Twitter
#5 Malice in wonderland
#4 He’s just not that into you
#3 Only communicating through the wizard
#2 From the frying pan into the fire, don’t risk your ex’s Ire!
Ioan Gruffudd/Alice Evans
now she’s felt the need to clarify the sex of her favourite people and her unaffordable BH gaff is “rundown”. Fml, this woman and her rampant entitlement, I just can’t stop giggling
Oh, and wee Emma is no longer neurotic because, you know, that’s pretty bad optics that the dog isn’t well cared for, she’s now just a fan of hiding in closets
