THE GIRLS GET SOME HAIR MAKEOVERS!!
Lazy pushes Jace in his buggy; she and the children have been to get a new bucket and spade. They're now off to the swimming pool. This is the nicest caravan site Lazy has been to.
Get used to it babe because the way the views are gong, that caravan might come in useful soon.
Isla goes down the baby slide into the baby pool and Creepy has actually blurred out a lady sunbathing nearby. Esme goes down the slide and then stands under one of those things that pour water onto you. Lazy moves on to show us the other pool; which is supposed to be jacuzzi but it's not heated as hot as a jacuzzi.
Esme is babysitting Jace, Isabelle is having a break from being a sister-mum and reading and Isla is also reading. Jace falls asleep on Esme.
Esme and Isla are playing with Esme's craft box. Jace is now wake and Lazy thought they could go to the snack bar to get a drink. The slime has melted but Lazy tells us 'it will recool'.
Yeah and there might have to be a recall on you dodgy blankets one day too.
At the snack bar Isabelle talks us through which vegetarian omelettes they do. Isla says anything with leaves on it is vegetarian. Lazy tells us the Portuguese language is different for men and women. Lazy tells us how to make an egg and bacon bagel vegetarian by removing the bacon and adding mushrooms instead. She tells Jace he has a sugar puff face. Creepy has gone to pick something up from the caravan and then it's time for some 'nayumyumyumnyumyums'.
The girls have chosen bagels with scrambled egg, Isabelle chose a spinach and mushroom omelette, Lazy has penne pasta with mushrooms and spinach and Creepy has a margherita pizza. The lady was commenting about how quiet Jace was and Creepy coos about how shy he is. Isabelle shows her omelette. Lazy show us her pasta and gives Jace some. She then gives him a strawberry/bubblegum ice cream and says she got it to share with him but will have hers when he's finished with it. The music is reminding Lazy of her mum.
Isabelle sings about turning 15 tomorrow. Lazy is about to cut Isla's hair and asks Isla if she's sure she wants her to cut it because she isn't a hairdresser. Creepy laughs and says all the girls want their hair cut and Isla wants her hair shoulder length. She's using the pizza scissors. Close up of Isabelle's hair to 'emotional' music, she's only having an inch off because her hair was cut a month ago. Esme wants her hair cut the same as Isla's. Isabelle thinks it's so cool that all the girls and Jace have different colour hair. Esme's hair is like Rapunzel in golden hour; she gets her hair from Chris' side of the family and Creepy was slightly ginger
before he became closet ginger when he was younger. Isla and Isabelle get their hair from Lazy but she doesn't know where Jace get his hair from. Her brother had really blonde hair like Jace and so did uncle Dave. Esme and Isabelle both thought Jace was born ginger. Lazy feels sad cutting Esme's hair. Isabelle remembers cutting her dolls hair in her bedroom when she was younger.
Creepy is back from the shower after Lazy cut his hair and says he will show us his hair tomorrow. They had another dodgy night tonight with the vlog being uploaded late. Creepy says he did a 15 mile scooter ride from a garage. They're having a lot of bad luck with the cars. The battery warning light came on at the supermarket and he thought it was a faulty sensor. The alternator was checked before he drove to Spain. He did his shopping in the hopes that when he returned the car would've reset and the light would be gone but it was still there so he googled to find a Euromasters. He went to the garage but had to drive another five miles up the road to a garage that could fix it. More garages speak English in Portugal than Spain. The alternator will take two days to fix and Creepy had to scooter back. They had plans for Isabelle's birthday so need to work out a taxi or a scooter route. Bad luck comes in threes but Creepy says they've tripled it. Lazy cackles.
Time to show the girls' hair. Creepy says Lazy missed her vocation.
Isabelle is turning 15 tomorrow so she thought it would be nice to do 15% off her Teen and Me blankets. Oh they're desperate to shift that shit, aren't they? The offer is from midnight to midnight. Lazy tries to sell the blankets by saying there's not many left. Creepy tell Isabelle he is halfway to 30 and Lazy tell him to never tell her that again... ever.
End of vlog
Don't forget to get some fresh earwax and bogeys to condition your daughter's hair before you touch it. Top tips from Bradford's next top
model hairdresser.
I've been trying to keep up with the vlogs whilst I was away. Here are a few screenshots from the past few days.
Right, I'm off to read the threads I missed.
Had to do it for you! Jeez that's one bitter pineapple! 
