And the stepford kids in white. I still laugh at the one where she had waw-wee sat on her lap in her immaculate living room. My child would have emptied the vase, tried to eat the candle and/or flowers and there would be sticky Haribo hand prints and wrappers all over the coffee table.So sickly sweet it’s nauseating. Videos in her home are all a haze of twinkly lights, cashmere blankets and fucking staged snacks, or wine. Get a grip Lauren love.
Explains why there is a need to fill this life with aspirational “things” as she has basically wiped her history clean and chose this wholesome persona. Unfortunately Laur, when you put yourself “out there” someone will come forward to tell the real history.She just seems to gush about everyone and everything and underneath it all it can’t be of so perfect in reality.
She doesn’t seem to mention school or uni friends, maybe I’ve missed something?! I wonder what she was like at school and if she was a queen bee type?!
I am surprised it has taken this long given that her previous wedding, just months before she and Colin moved in together, was documented by her on the internet for all to see. How did she think she could create this alternative, deceitful narrative?Explains why there is a need to fill this life with aspirational “things” as she has basically wiped her history clean and chose this wholesome persona. Unfortunately Laur, when you put yourself “out there” someone will come forward to tell the real history.
When does she go out with the girls and get pissed ?? The only time she’s with any girl friends it’s one of the crew she’s affiliated with brand wise. Take off those wretched suede court shoes , grab a bottle of Prosecco down at the botanist and live a little
Don’t know if it’s cause I’m Northern but why the fuck does she call COLIN Col ?? It’s the most annoying part of it all for me !!
Also .... wonder what went off with sally fazeli , they don’t follow one another any longer
Just goes to show doesn't it? Not that there's anything wrong with renting, being previously married or coming from Newport but the fact that she's created a narrative depicting such an affluent, wholesome, middle class persona shows shes embarrassed by it.Rented house? Previously married? Grew up in Newport? #mindblown
Oh the conversations we could have, I used to work with herOMG this is like coming home!! We went to school with Lauren and have amongst ourselves been literally baffled as to how many people are buying into this fakery!! Seriously!! How she isn’t embarrassed to write her cringey captions is beyond comprehension. Also, who the hell says “time you turd”...that alone is enough to make me want to throw my phone out the window. And yes she was married before too. Surprise surprise, her first wedding was featured in a bridal blog and yes, it was pretty freaking perfect. On your marks, get set...google!!
A friend of a friend knows her and told me. I first mentioned it months agoHow do we know that the house is rented? Totally had me fooled with the perfect looking life.
She has mentioned it before but only very rarelyHow do we know that the house is rented? Totally had me fooled with the perfect looking life.
DetailsOh the conversations we could have, I used to work with her
I have watched her stories every day for years (only missing a couple here and there) and I was completely shocked that their house was rented, precisely because of the misrepresentations in her posts and stories. I also watched every detail of her preparation and anticipation of her wedding as her first wedding - due again to the purposefully misleading nature of the narrative she has created for herself online.She has mentioned it before but only very rarely
Strap yourself in, it’s an interesting, bumpy rideHaven’t checked this thread for a while and tea spillages EVERYWHERE!
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