I’m a mum of 2 young ones (soon to be 3) and like to think I take care of myself. Originally from the same neck of the woods as dear Hollie. And I like a blow dry my nails done, lashes brows as much as the next Essex/ ‘London’

girl. I also like a dress and heels dinner night out situation.
HOWEVER
On holiday….i wake up… zero makeup is applied. Hair scraped up on top of my head, hopefully I’ve found time to brush it. chuck a bikini or swimming cozy on and I’m spending my time in the pool with the kids being half drowned, hair like rats tails, hot and bothered flustered face, I prob have my 3 year olds paw patrol hat balancing on the dodgy bun on my head to stop her tantrum as to why she has to wear a hat….. or im in the shade desperately trying to creep myself slowly into the sun without the kids noticing I’ve moved the sunbed because it would ruin the kids den and peeling stickers off of my legs as I don’t fancy dodgy tan lines.
anyways there is no way normal people have time for this sort of thing. Who’s taking the photo? Who’s watching the kids? ON A BOAT! Well obviously no way hence a broken foot.