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Have you seen the video of her in pointe shoes on Alex’s Instagram? I cringed, I’m surprised she didn’t break her ankle it’s not even on her feet properly
ffs 😂😂😂😂😂 howling. What a horribly cringy video and her feet look a right state
 
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Can't believe all the comments like "wow you're amazing on pointe" on the nutcracker post. She has objectively AWFUL ballet technique, she hasn't even tied the shoes properly and one of them is falling off - I could go on about her balance, turnout, control, etc but I won't. Surprised she didn't seriously hurt herself. Ballerinas train for years to wear pointe shoes for A REASON. It's a real sport, and if you do it wrong you can get some pretty awful injuries. But obviously worth it for the gram for Jordan...

Have submitted to modelsdoingballet insta (worth a scroll for the LOLs).
 
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Oh god now she wants to stream animal crossing on twitch? WHAT is this girls professional objective and who is her target audience? I can’t make out anything that isn’t geared towards tweens
That’s a girl with too much time on her hands 😂
 
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All these blogging girls are doing Animal Crossing on twitch now, she probably saw Chloe Plumstead doing it and hopped on. Thing is she’ll have to actually stick to it cause people can’t start donating til she hits affiliate, which requires her to have so many consistent hours put into streaming.
 
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Sorry that this is about Alex and not Jordan... but this caption is horrendously written. I can’t even understand the point she’s trying to make. This is her post from December 1st btw.

people are breaking rules so you have to choose who to spend Christmas With so you’re supporting someone else who is breaking rules. Sorry what?
 

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Sorry that this is about Alex and not Jordan... but this caption is horrendously written. I can’t even understand the point she’s trying to make. This is her post from December 1st btw.

people are breaking rules so you have to choose who to spend Christmas With so you’re supporting someone else who is breaking rules. Sorry what?
shes such a toxic witch!
 
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Both Alex and Jordan are a-holes who completely miss the point. It’s all about them, what they want to do for themselves and any inconveniences that spring up when the pandemic gets in the way.

Sorry ladies but you actually can’t have it both ways. You can’t go gallivanting around taking nonessential photos to feed your ego AND also complain about people bucking the rules getting in the way of your holiday plans. They have been documenting themselves doing selfish things for months now but get bent out of shape when others are too?? Are these self-involved mats really that dumb or are they willfully ignorant?

Honestly it’s probably best for their families that they don’t see them over Christmas.
 
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It’s annoying because their “work” photo shoots add zero value to society atm. It literally is all about their ego
 
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It’s annoying because their “work” photo shoots add zero value to society atm. It literally is all about their ego
but darlingggggggggg!! They’re working OH SO HARD at getting an exorbitant amount of free things and batting their eyelashes like a brainless damsel in distress. This is hard and very ESSENTIAL work!! 😆
 
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Has anyone ever “worked” with them or met them? Interesting to know how they come across offline. Reckon it’s the same tit. Nice to your face but behind your back, chaos. 😂
 
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Has anyone ever “worked” with them or met them? Interesting to know how they come across offline. Reckon it’s the same tit. Nice to your face but behind your back, chaos. 😂
I’ve met Jordan at an event. This was a little while ago but she’s actually very nice!
 
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Has anyone ever “worked” with them or met them? Interesting to know how they come across offline. Reckon it’s the same tit. Nice to your face but behind your back, chaos. 😂
I have heard that Jordan is a genuinely nice person and I do believe it, I just think her obsession with Instagram and followers has made her an absolute w*****. Tealeaf, however, I have heard is not the nicest and is a total cow
 
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I have heard that Jordan is a genuinely nice person and I do believe it, I just think her obsession with Instagram and followers has made her an absolute w*****. Tealeaf, however, I have heard is not the nicest and is a total cow
What did you hear? You used to be pro tealeaf here. Jordan seems sweet but you can never trust anyone these days.
 
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What did you hear? You used to be pro tealeaf here. Jordan seems sweet but you can never trust anyone these days.
Well I have read on here that there was some beef with her and Cassie and Wanderlicious, I don't know what exactly went down but I was gossiping to the girls about what I had read, the girls being my mates who are also Londony instas and they said that basically she got really witchy posting that they should be credited if they have given the idea to someone to visit somewhere like a castle and she allegedly inboxed someone who has genuinely and coincidentally posted a similar pic to one she had taken (in fairness, all the London Instagram pages are all variations on a theme and we all look the same bar the actual face in the picture) and tore into her having a right go again about crediting get and stealing ideas. She was also going around the city with Lucy Lou the face ache during the first lockdown taking pics and basically gloating that they had got amazing pics with no one in (erm....it was a national lockdown and you were breaking the rules love). Lucy was travelling in and out on a train day in day out to meet her during this...I guess it suited her as they both had photographers
 
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I haven’t met either of them but I have heard that Alex tries to use her camera during photo shoots with others to try to claim copyright. She’s very much got a stick shoved up her ass.

I heard that Jordan is extremely awkward in person.
 
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Has anyone ever “worked” with them or met them? Interesting to know how they come across offline. Reckon it’s the same tit. Nice to your face but behind your back, chaos. 😂
I've met her a few times at various things and she was lovely, if a little shy. This was 3+ years ago tho!
 
Ok so let’s forget about her breaking rules for a second.. Nobody is going into London to get covid and if people are going out, they’re taking the safe measures. But also, Jordan wears very little clothes in her pictures (for the time of year it is). So if she gets a cold, sore throat, seasonal flu or anything in the slightest, there’s literally no way of knowing whether it’s covid or not. On the other hand, I’ve only left the house to go to shop every now and then and besides that just on drives by myself (I live in the countryside). So now that I have a seasonal cold, I know it’s that and not covid or anything. She has no way of telling.
 
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Ok so let’s forget about her breaking rules for a second.. Nobody is going into London to get covid and if people are going out, they’re taking the safe measures. But also, Jordan wears very little clothes in her pictures (for the time of year it is). So if she gets a cold, sore throat, seasonal flu or anything in the slightest, there’s literally no way of knowing whether it’s covid or not. On the other hand, I’ve only left the house to go to shop every now and then and besides that just on drives by myself (I live in the countryside). So now that I have a seasonal cold, I know it’s that and not covid or anything. She has no way of telling.
...wouldn’t she just take a test?
 
...wouldn’t she just take a test?
I mean yeah. But it’s important to note that she wouldn’t be able to differentiate between whether it was 2 weekends ago that she got in London, or 1 weekend ago in London or anywhere she’s been in between. I’d think she’s less of a fool if just for caution she did shoots every 2 weeks or if she drove to London every week. Idk. I mean my life has gone awful quiet cause of this. I’m just saying this because she’s in tier 3. Have absolutely no problem with Alex going out to shoot all the time because she lives there.
 
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