Hellomissjordan

[QueenDecember]

BLESS! I can’t think of a single person on earth who has a more unhealthy relationship with Instagram than Jordan. Thank goodness she’s going to set her phone down. Take tomorrow off - heck take all next week off!

Except not without a hanger on photo hoping Zoe reshares her first.

 

[xits_jjx]

All these influencers are doing this and not claiming it as an ad, which it clearly is. It’s annoying. I’m not feeling inspired about turning my phone off because Zoe and Jordan asked me to or because Lush set up a campaign.

Jordan needs to take this seriously. It should be a week long campaign. Give her something to do that isn’t gawk at Instagram. Bet she’ll still be actively liking photos and won’t miss her daily post though.

 

[Smellyinghams]

Lol she went out last night with @alexandratealeaf .

 

[Tea4u]

She definitely is giving me off single vibes!

 

[Smellyinghams]

She definitely is giving me off single vibes!

She has shown Tom this week so I don’t think that’s the case. I think she only went out because she was on her digital detox day to suck zoella’s mole . But I find it funny that she finally goes out and does something a normal person would do on her digital detox day because she probably spends all her time doing something Instagram related even if it’s not being on the app and just planning photos or writing emails for freebies. Go onto alexandratealeaf’s stories to see her out last night.

 

[xits_jjx]

She should have a digital detox month and get her addiction under control. She would never have had a night out if she was focusing on Instagram. Good for her

Also, at least she actually did the detox too. Selfloveliv posted she was gonna do it and then posted stories and grid pics

 

[Nicolac]

Does it count as a detox if she was still taking all the photos and getting stories ready and just not actually posting them until the next day though...?

 

[QueenDecember]

How sad really. That she’s so obsessed with Instagram that she literally can’t do ANYTHING without documenting it for Instagram.

Jordan, the whole point of a digital detox day is to disconnect. Live in the moment. Not be reaching for your phone to capture whatever’s going on. Get head space. Etc.

How pathetic she literally can’t even do a digital detox for ONE FRICKIN DAY

 

[Smellyinghams]

How sad really. That she’s so obsessed with Instagram that she literally can’t do ANYTHING without documenting it for Instagram.

Jordan, the whole point of a digital detox day is to disconnect. Live in the moment. Not be reaching for your phone to capture whatever’s going on. Get head space. Etc.

How pathetic she literally can’t even do a digital detox for ONE FRICKIN DAY

I don’t really get why she records her shoots anyways. Doesn’t it spoil the pictures she’s going to post?

 

[xits_jjx]

Wow I take back what I said. She’s pathetic. It’s not a detox if you’re still on Instagram pre-recording stories. Idiot.

 

[QueenDecember]

Maybe it’s because I ALWAYS donate things to charity rather than sell them but how hard up for cash is she that’s she’s selling little toys like this? Gracious!

 

[xits_jjx]

If she only wants £6 for it she may as well charity shop it. It’s not like those funko pops are rare, they retail at £10 each. You’re better off getting one full priced

 

[misslunax]

Never looked at her blog before but I just went onto her latest post and she hasn't disclosed the post properly as an AD, it's meant to be clear in the title and at the start of the post but she has just sneaked it in throughout the text. Parts are also quite poorly written considering she's meant to be a big influencer.

 

[Smellyinghams]

Is it just me or does this look gross on her?

 

[Pawpaw365]

Is it just me or does this look gross on her?

It’s actually an improvement on all the fairy princess outfits!

 

[xits_jjx]

Yeah the skirt is vile but it’s better than what she’s normally got on

 

[Smellyinghams]

Yeah the skirt is vile but it’s better than what she’s normally got on

I mean I love autumn, but that skirt almost looks like an old lady skirt or something.

 

[QueenDecember]

I don’t like the fall skirt but agree. It’s better than the fairytale theme.

What is Jordan’s objective really? Has she ever said? Yes castles are pretty and she can accumulate all the princess dresses she wants. But fact is, that’s a time and life that is in the past. The things she wears in her shoots are simply not practical for modern living and aside from visiting these castles on a day trip - it’s not like that way of life is ever coming back.

Sorry to ramble, but I just don’t get the point of what she does. I guess it’s the marketing director in me wondering hello - what’s the direction here? What’s the objective? What’s the business plan? 5 year plan? What’s the product? To me, everything she sells is an extremely outdated and juvenile ideal that’s completely out of touch with reality.

If I was to give Jordan any advice it would be to think of moving forward, not romanticizing the past. That would actually be interesting to see as we all love a good personal discovery story!

She simply can’t waltz around on these fantasy day trips forever. At some point she’s going to have to realize that castles and fairytale princess gowns simply aren’t part of the real world we live in. At some point she’s going to have to confront who SHE IS in the real world.

Who is Jordan in 2023? 2030? 2035? Does this sweet girl have any clue who she is in today’s time and what she wants to do with her life? From where I sit, it doesn’t look like it and it honestly makes me feel a bit sad for her.

On a positive, I’m glad she’s in therapy and hope she feels comfortable with her therapist to start addressing some bigger questions. I also commend her for being open about seeing a therapist!

 

[tired&uninspired]

Hi guys - I’m new to this thread but agree with all your comments and observations on this one. She seems like a really nice girl just very insecure and obsessive about living her life through a lens. I do find it concerning that she never leaves the house except to do shoots, she seems very lonely I think.

I agree as well that she is extremely immature and that her story content is a complete juxtaposition from her grid which portrays idyllic carefree fun but in real life she’s more obsessive, mopey and neurotic. I unfollowed her during lockdown because I found the animal crossing stuff absolutely ridiculous.

I saw your comments about her not wanting to say she’s thin but ALWAYS saying she’s thin and I saw this post which just killed me off. This comes across so witchy from her. I really like Alexandra Tealeaf personally as I think she has a lot about her unlike little miss priss.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Hi guys - I’m new to this thread but agree with all your comments and observations on this one. She seems like a really nice girl just very insecure and obsessive about living her life through a lens. I do find it concerning that she never leaves the house except to do shoots, she seems very lonely I think.

I agree as well that she is extremely immature and that her story content is a complete juxtaposition from her grid which portrays idyllic carefree fun but in real life she’s more obsessive, mopey and neurotic. I unfollowed her during lockdown because I found the animal crossing stuff absolutely ridiculous.

I saw your comments about her not wanting to say she’s thin but ALWAYS saying she’s thin and I saw this post which just killed me off. This comes across so witchy from her. I really like Alexandra Tealeaf personally as I think she has a lot about her unlike little miss priss.

This is so out of order, how on earth could Alexandra be friends with her. She seems such a lovely girl and has a proper job, personality, life and then she's friends with Jordan. She so obsessed with size! It's such a negative way to be for an influencer