TOILET MONITORS! Now, that's a blast from the past! Did you have water monitors, too? At primary school they would pour huge metal jugs of water into smaller plastic jugs on the lunch tables. Damn, you've got me reminiscing now!This is super random but i can't believe how much toilet paper she usedI remember at school when we had toilet monitors we were only given 2 pieces for a number 1, but I also grew up in a tight budgeted family so it was ingrained in me to be sparing haha... Is this how the other half live!?
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Wow, her latest video, she couldn't even film for 10 minutes without drinking a beer and her speech is slurred again. She's a right state.
She does drink a worrying amount. On one of her recent videos her and her friend apparently went through 4 bottles of prosecco in 1 day. 4 BOTTLES! Maybe I'm a lightweight but a couple of glasses and I'd be on my a much less a couple of bottles. If it was a one off it's one thing but she seems to be drinking in every single video lately.
Is Norwich a small place? Do people know of her? She’s such an exhibitionist
4 bottles in 1 day? Two ENTIRE bottles each. Girl needs an intervention.
Bet Mark is counting his lucky stars they split before lockdown. Inebriated baboon.
Bet Mark is counting his lucky stars they split before lockdown. Inebriated baboon.
It's in the video "Day Drinking- Weekly Vlog March 7". I totally agree. Way too much!
4 bottles of prosecco later, christ I thought she was trolling until she was telling her mother and she didn't remember calling her sister
And I find it worse that Helen rang her CAR insurance absolutely smashed and slurring her words calling up because her insurance wrote out to her after getting done for speeding (classy, typical doesn't give a Fck about anyone else Helen). Her risk profile has already gone up because of speeding but if she thinks the person on the other end of the phone couldn't tell that she was off her head then that's cute. I say it won't be long before she's done for drink driving, she's recorded herself before drinking home the morning after a festival where she was plastered the night before and she gets behind the wheel slurring her speech, looking dozing and complaining about how hungover she is.
And I find it worse that Helen rang her CAR insurance absolutely smashed and slurring her words calling up because her insurance wrote out to her after getting done for speeding (classy, typical doesn't give a Fck about anyone else Helen). Her risk profile has already gone up because of speeding but if she thinks the person on the other end of the phone couldn't tell that she was off her head then that's cute. I say it won't be long before she's done for drink driving, she's recorded herself before drinking home the morning after a festival where she was plastered the night before and she gets behind the wheel slurring her speech, looking dozing and complaining about how hungover she is.
She looks like a lard-a lager lout at the start of her latest 'working from home' video.
It is a small place! I reckon a lot of her age group would know her yes. She went to the same college as me
I lived there for ten years and never once saw her out and about.
Which one? I went to the art school when it used to still be called an art school. OLD.
Edit: Just checked out her graduation and recognize some of the lecturers. At least they are older than me. Haha
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Fast forward a month and he’s moved inwow there’s a new man already! She’s shown a cheek on ‘date night’ and has graced us with a male arm in bed the next morning to show us she’s getting the shags in. he’ll be in the next vlog and getting a house key in no time! Buckle up fella
First time poster, long time lurker. But I had to post...Helen's new 'he who shall not be named' really does seem like a lazy tit. I know we don't see everything, but it appears Helen is doing everything: cooking, cleaning, sorting out the dogs. He couldn't even get off his own a to make his own hot drink, and Helen just seems to pander to him? I think it's only a matter of time before friction begins because of it.
I thought the same tbh, but it might be Helen choosing to avoid catching him on camera? She does always have a way of making the boyfriends look a bit tit and herself SUPER productive
him moving in after 3 months is the most bizarre thing. Lockdown or not, weird.
I agree, I’m sure she’d be singing his praises if he made lunch, made her a cuppa, even opened a beer for her. Why don’t her friends intervene?! She needs some time being single!
There was a get ready with me, a while back maybe valentines, where Grace did say to her that she seemed a lot happier and better single. I'm sure she also said she should stay single for a while, and it was Helen who just look unimpressed and unsure. I mean, it's only one clip in one video, but who is to say they haven't tried, and she just doesn't want to be. Ultimately, unless the person hearing the advice is open to it, not much will change.
Damn, she actually did the classic "I don't have a problem, I can go without it if I want to". The addict's favourite line.
Going 5 days without beer isn't any kind of an achievement and doesn't mean you don't have an alcohol problem. Love how she said "everyone is drinking and eating too much at the moment"... umm, no, Helen, key workers are out busting their asses and even those IN lockdown are, on the whole, trying to be productive and live relatively healthy lives. The message she puts out is so bad, she wants to normalise her trashy, unhealthy, lazy lifestyle.
Going 5 days without beer isn't any kind of an achievement and doesn't mean you don't have an alcohol problem. Love how she said "everyone is drinking and eating too much at the moment"... umm, no, Helen, key workers are out busting their asses and even those IN lockdown are, on the whole, trying to be productive and live relatively healthy lives. The message she puts out is so bad, she wants to normalise her trashy, unhealthy, lazy lifestyle.
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Exactly this. She has a alcohol and food problem. She's eating and drinking now the way she does when not on lockdown, she's just using it as an excuse now.
Preach. I'm actually drinking LESS in lockdown than I was out of it. A glass of wine as a treat on weekends (so it actually feels like a weekend
)That fridge of hers is NOT normal for two people. Being pissed all the time is not normal.
My Mum had some issues with alcohol that she has only recently got a handle on so I've heard the 'I can go without it' line several times.
Helen loves excuses.
The very fact her video before last was titled: 'Don't Judge Me' and the description below: 'I ate a lot...' shows she knows she's out of control perhaps. Surely. Or she was betting on a load of: "Holy tit you eat loads" commentsPreach. I'm actually drinking LESS in lockdown than I was out of it. A glass of wine as a treat on weekends (so it actually feels like a weekend
That fridge of hers is NOT normal for two people. Being pissed all the time is not normal.
My Mum had some issues with alcohol that she has only recently got a handle on so I've heard the 'I can go without it' line several times.
Helen loves excuses.
(I don't drink but she had like 30+ cans of beer in the fridge there...maybe that's normal I have no idea haha)
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