Harry & Meghan #583 The Uninvited.

[TheMiceInTheShed]

I love the word dollop....
My partner is not English so I like teaching him uncommon words.
Dollop = an unspecified amount of food
Jollop = an unspecified amount of liquid
He'll be using them at the earliest opportunity I'm sure

"dollop" / "jollop" - also known as "some"

 

[MoodyBlue]

Duchess Pinocchio.....

 

[Allflightscancelled]

"dollop" / "jollop" - also known as "some"

Last time I was in hospital a nurse came round each morning asking everyone if they needed a dollop of jollop. In this case it was a laxative

 

[Churchill's Ghost]

So it’s a collaboration with…herself. I can’t believe Clevr is still around.

 

[Elainne]

He is a complete bleep. What makes it worse is that the dog is a service animal and EVERYONE knows you don't touch service animals, let alone pull their faces around

Rules don't apply to Royals in Harry’s world so he can touch any old dog that he wants to and frequently does, he just gets a slap nowadays though.
Gone is the romance of licking ass on a balcony along with all the other debauchery she permitted until she got that little old ring on her finger, now auntie's always visiting or the bloody painters are here.
These things confuse Harry because he never sees her auntie however long he waits after dinner. Meghan says she will probably be tired after her journey. Okay he says to himself but it's been years now and as for the bloody painters he never sees them either not that he could speak to that class of person anyway but they are pretty bloomin elusive.
Meghan says they must be painting one of the bathrooms and that they are probably just in a different one ahead of mine as I search for them. I don't know anything about work especially manual work but the paint doesn't even smell of paint these days
It's a new thing Meghan says and she's always right, she says it's all for the best as they might try making eye contact with me then we would have to sack them like all the others.

 

[Sukysue]

I must have got him on my mind but l could have sworn l just saw Harry at Queen's watching the de Minaur v Diallo match .
Make it go away someone

 

[Slysally63*]

"dollop" / "jollop" - also known as "some"

In Ireland "a couple of" is generally half a dozen...ish..

 

[Porco Misere]

I suspect that as his father Charles still loves the Stoat. But I really don’t think he wants to reconcile with him. Charles has seen as well as anyone the hurt and damage the dastardly duo have caused. He’s heard all the lies, the theatrics, the cosplaying, and all their ridiculous antics trying to muscle their way in where they don’t belong, and everything else they’ve done. He’s probably seen a lot of it that the public is unaware of too. The king isn’t a stupid man and his advisors certainly aren’t. He knows how damaging it would be to bring him back. I don’t think he’s at odds with William either, despite all the Harkle approved propaganda claiming he is.

He probably loves the Stoat but doesn’t like him.

 

[MoodyBlue]

Here she is!

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

So it’s a collaboration with…herself. I can’t believe Clevr is still around.

Jesus... that really is Kermit post blender!!

 

[Elainne]

All the pet owners who've ever had to deal with a burst abscess will be having flashbacks but at least with Twerkle's vid you don't get the smell

You're welcome
[/QUOTE\] It's giving me a soupcon of squeezed doggy glands.

That the bins in Birmingham haven't been collected in a year is a national disgrace, I'm still not sure how it's been allowed to happen. People ought to sue the council for failure to provide paid for services. That IG are going to be there beggars belief.

But who's fault is it? Council or binmen?

 

[Cat Eyez]

Harry & Meghan #584 Matcha this business will flop too

*Play on words.... Betcha

 

[wisebutwild]

"dollop" / "jollop" - also known as "some"

No no no ….. a ‘dollop’, in my neck of the woods, is a spoonful of something that does not easily leave the spoon and needs either a quick flick of the wrist or banging the spoon on the side of a bowl to remove it.

A decent jam could form a ‘dollop’ ….. Megsie’s spread could not!

He added a ‘dollop’ of jam to his rice pudding.
He added ‘some’ jam to his rice pudding.
No contest!!!

 

[Elainne]

Eton for George. I hope he likes it. Boarding but at least it's just down the road, so W&C and C and L can pop in for matches, tea etc etc.

All the rich quickly changing their sons chosen school but probably too late to get in now. Will he be starting this September?

 

[Elainne]

At least he won't rock up with a Peaky Blinders short back and sides

Just a bald top and frizz please barber.

 

[TottyBanana]

Couldn’t resist!

Harry & Meghan #584 The Trollop with a Dollop of Jollop

 

[cjguk]

Who the hell would want to have an affair with either of them

Meghan Markle laughs about Prince Harry CHEATING with best friend in odd Instagram: "Affair rumours”

 

[Elainne]

I found out that if your little cog symbol is orange you have to click on it to turn it into black and then your other symbols work. Don't ask me how long it took me to work that out. Hint- it was a long time.

I thought that you meant the pictures of Meghan in the link to her photos.

 

[TinyDot]

I'm a little horrified that her slop (I mean spread) is so runny you can drink it!

 

[ToodliePips]

Last time I was in hospital a nurse came round each morning asking everyone if they needed a dollop of jollop. In this case it was a laxative

I should think ILBW’s creation would have the same effect.