Is it matcha? That's was super trendy a while ago.Good God - what on earth is that horrific concoction in the glass supposed to be(Watched with the sound off, though, so may have missed info if there was a voiceover!) Can't she come up with anything that looks even vaguely appealing? (Stupid question, I know
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She should do a cooking collab with Jack Monroe.
Their culinary skills seem similar, as does their lack of personal charm and elevated sense of self-importance.
Watching these two badly dressed lying (IMO) harridans contesting for the microphone and their spot in the limelight would be something I'd pay to watch.
It’s allegedly taking place from 10th to 17th July 2027 in Birmingham so I expect his ‘one year to go’ stunt will take place around those dates this year.
Don’t worry @Chita you haven’t missed this great opportunity to see him plastered all over the media and moaning about something …..
. I’m expecting him to give a Bob Geldof “give us your money” type of appeal because we are hearing that funds are low and sponsors are dropping out.
What is that? a burnt croissant and a bit of bacon? It looks totally unappetising. Has no one told her what a croissant is supposed to look like?
I love the smell of desperation in the morning.
I think I read somewhere (no idea where, maybe Reddit) that Harry is due to visit the UK next month. I presume that's what the visit is about.
Looks like her poo hat
Bet she won't be with him to do her usual fashion disaster parade.
Looks like ice, blood and pond weed to me, not my usual choice for breakfast.
Who needs a pencil case when you’ve got droopy boobs? The pencil sharpener is a bit of a beggar to find once it’s in there, mind.I’m feeling a bit left out ….. I can’t do much with my toes only spread them.
However, although some of you can pick up a pencil with your toes I can hold a pencil, ney a whole pencil case, under my boobs without it dropping to the floor! (I have a feeling droopy bits Megsie may also be able to do this, so I’m not alone)
My twisted mind went straight to: 'did she blend The Grinch?'Good God - what on earth is that horrific concoction in the glass supposed to be
I think that's her jam mixed with matcha 
I think we can let her have her "husband beat her to death so they're just waiting for the clone to grow" moment
I'd rather eat one of those than anything Twerkle has 'cooked'
All the pet owners who've ever had to deal with a burst abscess will be having flashbacks but at least with Twerkle's vid you don't get the smell
You're welcome
Dear @ThaliaAll the pet owners who've ever had to deal with a burst abscess will be having flashbacks but at least with Twerkle's vid you don't get the smell
You're welcome
Can you imagine him appealing for money for the 2027 IG while she is beside him in designer gear and dripping in jewellery. Both visiting a city which is bankrupt and hasn’t had the bins emptied for a year!
Come to think of it I can, as neither are able to read a situation and he thinks he is still popular in the UK because he supports veterans.
That the bins in Birmingham haven't been collected in a year is a national disgrace, I'm still not sure how it's been allowed to happen. People ought to sue the council for failure to provide paid for services. That IG are going to be there beggars belief.
Hello my fellow Tattlers. Haven't been posting since I can only do so on my 2012 Mac that is barely usable and most of the time can't connect. Got a new computer but can't get into tattle on it as a member since it doesn't recognize my new IP address (this lie that influencers spread explained here) . So, am on the waiting list for when the next opening comes up on this forum. WAH!!!! I HATE my new 2026 Mac because I can't figure out how to use it. All these updates and changes... 
ETA: Took me almost 30 minutes to execute the above post because half the keys don't work anymore because for the last 10 years my grandchildren have been using this computer for their little games with their sticky fingers and spilled juice. I have let them do this because I shamelessly spoil them rotten.
Anyone remember the days of manual computers when you had to practically pound the keys into submission? That's what this feels like now.
In case I can't post again feel free to finish off the 1953 Jell-o mold with the suspended lettuce and canned fruit cocktail that I left in the VIP refrigerator 5 years ago.
ETA: Took me almost 30 minutes to execute the above post because half the keys don't work anymore because for the last 10 years my grandchildren have been using this computer for their little games with their sticky fingers and spilled juice. I have let them do this because I shamelessly spoil them rotten.
Anyone remember the days of manual computers when you had to practically pound the keys into submission? That's what this feels like now.
In case I can't post again feel free to finish off the 1953 Jell-o mold with the suspended lettuce and canned fruit cocktail that I left in the VIP refrigerator 5 years ago.
OOPS! Just got a notice that says tattle can't track IP addresses. My bad. I assumed that was the reason because I know nothing about how computers work.Hello my fellow Tattlers. Haven't been posting since I can only do so on my 2012 Mac that is barely usable and most of the time can't connect. Got a new computer but can't get into tattle on it as a member since it doesn't recognize my new IP address (this lie that influencers spread explained here) . So, am on the waiting list for when the next opening comes up on this forum. WAH!!!! I HATE my new 2026 Mac because I can't figure out how to use it. All these updates and changes...
ETA: Took me almost 30 minutes to execute the above post because half the keys don't work anymore because for the last 10 years my grandchildren have been using this computer for their little games with their sticky fingers and spilled juice. I have let them do this because I shamelessly spoil them rotten.
Anyone remember the days of manual computers when you had to practically pound the keys into submission? That's what this feels like now.
In case I can't post again feel free to finish off the 1953 Jell-o mold with the suspended lettuce and canned fruit cocktail that I left in the VIP refrigerator 5 years ago.
If your controls are greyed out, press the little gear thingy and it should ungrey everything making bold etc useable.Thread title suggestion “ They put the waggghhh into Mahjong”(it’s a half rhyme
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Sorry @JAR21 it won’t let me press BOLD it’s all greyed out for some reason. (Please could you repost in bold per rules) Many Thanks