Harry & Meghan #583 The Uninvited.

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I love the word dollop....
My partner is not English so I like teaching him uncommon words.
Dollop = an unspecified amount of food
Jollop = an unspecified amount of liquid
He'll be using them at the earliest opportunity I'm sure
"dollop" / "jollop" - also known as "some"
 
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He is a complete cunt. What makes it worse is that the dog is a service animal and EVERYONE knows you don't touch service animals, let alone pull their faces around
Rules don't apply to Royals in Harry’s world so he can touch any old dog that he wants to and frequently does, he just gets a slap nowadays though.
Gone is the romance of licking ass on a balcony along with all the other debauchery she permitted until she got that little old ring on her finger, now auntie's always visiting or the bloody painters are here.
These things confuse Harry because he never sees her auntie however long he waits after dinner. Meghan says she will probably be tired after her journey. Okay he says to himself but it's been years now and as for the bloody painters he never sees them either not that he could speak to that class of person anyway but they are pretty bloomin elusive.
Meghan says they must be painting one of the bathrooms and that they are probably just in a different one ahead of mine as I search for them. I don't know anything about work especially manual work but the paint doesn't even smell of paint these days
It's a new thing Meghan says and she's always right, she says it's all for the best as they might try making eye contact with me then we would have to sack them like all the others.
 
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He probably loves the Stoat but doesn’t like him.
 
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All the pet owners who've ever had to deal with a burst abscess will be having flashbacks but at least with Twerkle's vid you don't get the smell

You're welcome
[/QUOTE\] It's giving me a soupcon of squeezed doggy glands.
But who's fault is it? Council or binmen?
 
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"dollop" / "jollop" - also known as "some"
No no no ….. a ‘dollop’, in my neck of the woods, is a spoonful of something that does not easily leave the spoon and needs either a quick flick of the wrist or banging the spoon on the side of a bowl to remove it.

A decent jam could form a ‘dollop’ ….. Megsie’s spread could not!

He added a ‘dollop’ of jam to his rice pudding.
He added ‘some’ jam to his rice pudding.
No contest!!!
 
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Eton for George. I hope he likes it. Boarding but at least it's just down the road, so W&C and C and L can pop in for matches, tea etc etc.
All the rich quickly changing their sons chosen school but probably too late to get in now. Will he be starting this September?
 
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Who the hell would want to have an affair with either of them

Meghan Markle laughs about Prince Harry CHEATING with best friend in odd Instagram: "Affair rumours”

 
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I found out that if your little cog symbol is orange you have to click on it to turn it into black and then your other symbols work. Don't ask me how long it took me to work that out. Hint- it was a long time.
I thought that you meant the pictures of Meghan in the link to her photos.
 
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