Mess of an outfit that probably costs multiple times “normal” people’s monthly salaries
Glowing orange bronzer
Inappropriate hugging
The actual prince relegated to spare part
Getting her claws on microphone within seconds of arriving
Talking cringey, meaningless nonsense with a sickly sweet smile on her face
Harry desperately trying to be the fun one while actually looking like a childish prat
References to her heritage while doused in Ronseal
Everyone looking awkward
Pretending it’s about Invictus and veterans when it’s actually just the Meghan show
They’re nothing if not predicable, you have to give them that.