I kinda dived in.
Got totally fascinated with the Wagatha thread, first of all.
Then Harry & Meghan. I was hooked.
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Got totally fascinated with the Wagatha thread, first of all.
Then Harry & Meghan. I was hooked.
Hello everyone,
First of all, are you all ok? Only I know no one ever asks.
Certainly, no one one ever asked me until a lovely journalist called Tom alluded to it while I was in amongst a load of poor people in Africa but I was feeling so wretched that the poor people seemed wealthy in comparison.
Ok, I know they had next to nothing but they weren’t hurting like I was.
Yes, I know I claimed to be their black sister but I only did that out of compassion to make them feel better in their miserable lives so that they could believe they too could marry a Prince of the UK and be wealthy beyond belief.
It’s called being relatable.
Anyway, that’s not the reason I’m posting in your little thread.
I’ve come to ask some advice. This is the problem…
My husband Harry and myself have been invited to some cock a doody occasion in the UK.
I think it’s his grandmother’s birthday or something.
Anyway, the people there are all evil and they hate me. So H (I call him that) and myself are in a quandary.
If we go, we’ll likely be shoved in the background in case we are booed by the evil bastards who live in that crappy country. His family don’t like us either so there’s a risk they might boo us as well. I have a particularly irritating sis in law who always looks the bees knees and who Tom Cruise seems to have taken a peculiar crush on.
That’s bleeping annoying because he’s Hollywood royalty and I thought he would have been on our side. What a bleep.
And that will be no good for our Netflix debut.
Oh, didn’t I mention Netflix? Silly me.
I’ve just realised I didn’t mention my father either. He might also be there in London for the occasion and I don’t speak to him because he took a heart attack and ruined my big day.
My mother was there on my wedding day because I needed her for the sympathy vote but I’ve since disappeared her because she serves no further public purpose. Don’t judge me because of this. You don’t know why she wasn’t there for a large part of my childhood and I would never dream of mentioning her time in jail.
It’s just not in my nature.
So, do we go and risk being ostracised or brazen it out and swan around looking like none of it bothers us?
H (I call him that you know) is frightened to go. So am I actually, but you know, Netflix needs us to come up with the goods.
So whaddya think ?
You are all common little people with the common touch.
Surely you can advise a poor working class girl who never asked for any of this.
Yours,
The poor martyr,
St Meghan of the Minge,
Daughter in law of St Diana,
(Lest we forget)
First of all, are you all ok? Only I know no one ever asks.
Certainly, no one one ever asked me until a lovely journalist called Tom alluded to it while I was in amongst a load of poor people in Africa but I was feeling so wretched that the poor people seemed wealthy in comparison.
Ok, I know they had next to nothing but they weren’t hurting like I was.
Yes, I know I claimed to be their black sister but I only did that out of compassion to make them feel better in their miserable lives so that they could believe they too could marry a Prince of the UK and be wealthy beyond belief.
It’s called being relatable.
Anyway, that’s not the reason I’m posting in your little thread.
I’ve come to ask some advice. This is the problem…
My husband Harry and myself have been invited to some cock a doody occasion in the UK.
I think it’s his grandmother’s birthday or something.
Anyway, the people there are all evil and they hate me. So H (I call him that) and myself are in a quandary.
If we go, we’ll likely be shoved in the background in case we are booed by the evil bastards who live in that crappy country. His family don’t like us either so there’s a risk they might boo us as well. I have a particularly irritating sis in law who always looks the bees knees and who Tom Cruise seems to have taken a peculiar crush on.
That’s bleeping annoying because he’s Hollywood royalty and I thought he would have been on our side. What a bleep.
And that will be no good for our Netflix debut.
Oh, didn’t I mention Netflix? Silly me.
I’ve just realised I didn’t mention my father either. He might also be there in London for the occasion and I don’t speak to him because he took a heart attack and ruined my big day.
My mother was there on my wedding day because I needed her for the sympathy vote but I’ve since disappeared her because she serves no further public purpose. Don’t judge me because of this. You don’t know why she wasn’t there for a large part of my childhood and I would never dream of mentioning her time in jail.
It’s just not in my nature.
So, do we go and risk being ostracised or brazen it out and swan around looking like none of it bothers us?
H (I call him that you know) is frightened to go. So am I actually, but you know, Netflix needs us to come up with the goods.
So whaddya think ?
You are all common little people with the common touch.
Surely you can advise a poor working class girl who never asked for any of this.
Yours,
The poor martyr,
St Meghan of the Minge,
Daughter in law of St Diana,
(Lest we forget)
On a Royalty page a friend has pointed out that an admin posted that William not only had an affair but more than one.Sugars rushing to agree.She was quite nasty if anyone disagreed.Now someone made fun of H & M doing a reality show and now it is why do you believe everything you believe on the internet.You could not make it up!
I thought the same thing, Lyra!,apologies!
lol, love the part about your Dad using the tea cosy for a hat! That's great.Yes that does sound nice
Anyway, my perfect cuppa is always one that somebody else makes and just hands to me.
How about scones? Do you all like scones with your tea? I once made Mrs. McCarthy's Award-Winning Strawberry Scones. They were marvelous!!
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I like Zara's expression the best.
Oh my second thread title suggestion in this thread:
Harry and Meghan #189 The Mad Hazzers tea party (aka the polo crap)
Harry and Meghan #189 The Mad Hazzers tea party (aka the polo crap)
I think his weight might be because of a sedentary lifestyle. When he was a working royal (which he apparently hated so much) he was always on the move and wasn't able to lay around like a lazy sloth. Not that he's Meghan's lap dog, he has nothing to do except follow her around, and since she isn't doing much he's packing on the pounds.
Look at her! She looks like a grieving widow!
A desperate housewife.
Why is she stanking up there, where are the other wives?
Yes exactly WHY?
She can't even let him be in a team photo on his own without ruining it and stealing the limelight.
Unbelievable
Zara looks amazing. Her make up is flawless. I’ve never seen her look like that before.
BIB - Is this one of your own sayings @Cinnamon.girl, as I've never heard it before?
'them fondling a raw hen' made me smile when I first read it but now it's bringing all sorts of horrible pictures into my mind of The Gruesomes and a plucked chicken fresh from their coop. It might be a big success on one of the weirdo channels but it's not for general viewing in my opinion!
Harry's face!
When it's just him and Nacho they are gazing into each other's eyes and loving polo.
When Peg is there he looks so dejected, not only is his face depressed, even his shoulders are slumped. His whole body language is that of a man who has deep regrets and can't dig himself out of a giant depressing hole. He knows he messed up. He is just too stubborn and vengeful to stop.
Did she present the 'trophies', just like her dearly departed mother-in-law used to do to her husband (and lovers)?
ETA At first I didn't realise it was Smegs! And who told her that was a good look? Sorry, don't know why I ask as I already know the answer ........ herself!
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I’ll never feel sorry for ginger tits.
He does look forlorn and lost in that photo, tough tit 6, you made your bed , now lie in it.
He does look forlorn and lost in that photo, tough tit 6, you made your bed , now lie in it.
Harry & Meghan #189 - Will Ginger Tits go to the jubilee, we'll all have to wait and see
WIth thanks to @LyraBalaqua for inspiration
WIth thanks to @LyraBalaqua for inspiration
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