Hannah Marling #2

[lotusbiscoff]

The baby's name is going to be Papa Johns Greggs Krispy Kreme M&S Percy Pigs What I eat in a day Marling

 

[chazzlechuzzle]

And why does she always do a northern accent?!

it’s so annoying when she says “bloody loovley”

also i was so fond of casetify and have spent a fortune with them but will have to rethink our relationship now

 

[jackswastedlife]

did she know how to defrost the wraps or did she have to ask for help in the comments like the bagels?

They'd been frozen for more than 3 months so she didn't eat them

 

[Suzesnooze]

Fair play to her admitting how much weight she gained in pregnancy (5 stone) and that 3 months later she’s still 3 stone overweight. I think it’s good for other Mum’s to relate to.

I know she only shows her top half but she doesn’t look 3 stone heavier to me but I know after my second baby I gained a lot and hated it and it took me two years to lose the weight.

 

[mrshb91]

Why do I feel like it’s something to do with Jade not liking Hannah’s boyfriend? She never mentions him in front of her/when she does Jade doesn’t seem to make much of it

wouldn’t surprise me! hannah’s probably told her stories about when they were together last & how and why the broke up etc. so she probably doesn’t have a good impression of him

 

[jackswastedlife]

hannah and her bf both have such wide set eyes that i’m worried for their future child - it may well have one eye on either side of its head like a cod.

I said it once and ill say it again, down to the eye colour too

 

[shh77]

Her latest vlog was boring and I don’t believe she didn’t have her phone on!

Sooo boring! 🥱
It was sad when she was looking through the old scrapbook from when her and her BoYfRiEnD were together before and she said she “definitely looked better back then”
I’m sorry but so many things she “couldn’t do” were so stupid!
“I’ve driven here in silence because my car is usually connected to my media - I know I could have turned the radio on but I just didn’t think of it”
“I can’t even write a list because I don’t have my phone”
…..ummm I always have a pen and at least could find something to write on in my car! Am I weird/alone in that lol

 

[Coffeelover23]

It annoys me how she misses “to” out when talking about going to places - “when we went Croatia”, “I need to go Tesco”. It’s basic English

Her chavvy accent annoys me. Every video she's like 'Please don't forget to give it a big FUMBS up' Sorry Hannah what does FUMBS mean? Do you mean THUMBS? ugh.

 

[at-the-disco]

not even 30 seconds into the video and she’s moaning. she is a drag to watch. I would also never ever trust her opinions on food

 

[shh77]

I appreciate that at least she’s honest about certain things..eg “I’m whitening my teeth with x product - I don’t recommend using these, they’re bad for your teeth but my dentist said I have 8 x the enamel of a normal person so ” ..rather than just blindly saying oh yea I love this product it’s great everyone should use it!

 

[tam]

Her booiiiiiifrienddd, is in her Barcelona Vlog, quite happily speaking directly into the camera at various stages of the trip, yet she still refers to him, even whilst he is sat in front of her, as her BF and not by his actual name!!!! What is the massive conspiracy around it!?
Also she’s a typical moany tourist, moaning about the heat in Spain in August. She’s actually really annoying in general.

Yeh, I thought the Barcelona vlog wasnt great. Just shows she's not really a cultured person and more interested in going to bars. Each to their own I suppose.
Also, her accent/ the way she speaks is starting to annoy me. When she says 'was' instead of 'were' and 'come'.

 

[tam]

Her content really is drying up. That’s why she’s doing the WIEIAD every week so she doesn’t have to think of a new video idea.

And even those are getting boring now...

 

[spillthetea22]

I know her boyfriend got her that holiday but the other stuff he got her (suncream,vasoline and chocolates) feels like such a cop out when in the next clip she shows her parents having given her a YSL perfume, maybe that's just me but I thought what a load of tat

I did think the same thing. Like he obviously spent a fair bit of money, but why get 2 holidays? Didn’t seem like he’d put much thought into anything. And then run down M&S and got her some sweets before panic buying a massage gun which arrived late. It was her 30th so I think there could have been some more thoughtful gifts like a piece of keepsake jewellery or something. Was a bit boring.

 

[Suzesnooze]

I can’t get over how much stuff she has bought for the baby! She’s also now talking about moving whereas not that long ago she said they wouldn’t be able to afford it. Then in next breath she’s saying she won’t have much income on maternity leave and not doing as much YouTube. Then saying how expensive it is to have a baby. Well yeah if you buy a load of stuff you won’t need and expensive baby clothes.

She has said she has a high risk pregnancy so I think she’s probably got gestational diabetes.

 

[HairyBerries]

I used to really love hannahs content when it came out but she’s changed way too much now, her videos are lazily made. Also, how long is she gonna prattle on about the neighbour that has her stupid rosemary oil? It’s getting old Hannah! She doesn’t halve half the interaction with comments as she used to either. Getting a bit cocky now I reckon. Shame cus I used to love her content. Also don’t like how she is with her nan seems like she looks down her nose at her

Yeah she used to be humble way back in the day, I think after a while a lot of vloggers/yt'ers just use their platform as their personal social media profile instead of a place to create wholesome content. It is a shame. Yes! Everybody loves her videos with her nan but to be honest Hannah acts way too pompous around her, and she also bugs her nan with millennial crap her nan doesn't get it's fairly annoying to watch, really.

 

[retrozebra]

He’s such a prick People in the comments saying they’re hilarious together. Really?! I imagine he can have a really nasty attitude

 

[shh77]

I know. Shes under the impression we all enjoy those videos so she is doing them weekly. I dont mind seeing them every so often but not all the time. Its boring.

Haha right?!
….”oh sorry I missed last weeks one guys, I hope you don’t mind I did a different video!”
Lol no babe it’s LITERALLY fine! So much rather see a different video! …or eat something different or talk about something different!

 

[Former_Antelopee]

Much rather have a holiday (or 2 ) than any gift. Also then you both get something out of it

 

[Suzesnooze]

Is she still posting on Tiktok? I'm wondering if maybe she has postpartum or if this is going to be very rough for her after her birth...

Her eyes look very gloomy in her photos

I think that’s a bit of a stretch! She’s had major surgery and she’s got a newborn so sleepless nights and I wouldn’t expect her eyes to be all sparkly!

She posted on insta stories yesterday asking for questions and she said she’ll try and film a vlog for this week or next.

 

[at-the-disco]

In Hannah’s podcast with jade, jade said when she first met Hannah she thought she was “so rude” she really is

sorry but what a horrendous decision to get back with her ex they only broke up in 2019 I wouldn’t say that’s a massive amount of time to mature and grown up especially if he was cheating on her as well.