Thank you to chief tattler @sallybreaksticks for the thread title/ insight into the absolute tit show mental breakdown that is Dr Hannah Gale, single soccer mom, travel lodge black card member and recent graduate of American History 101 where she realised at the age of 33 the colonisers of America probably weren’t the good guys.
Han is still the only person in existence to become a SiNgLe MoM without ever actually having her kids, unless it involves taking a selfie with them in a hospital bed but making it all about her future career as Meredith Grey. She’s far too busy bunking off college for day trips to castles with her small in stature boyfriend who may or may not be involved in dodgy double glazing deals or jetting off to New York to enjoy some child free time.
Despite New York being one of the top travel destinations in the world, she’s managed to make it look boring and dirty, and that’s just her selfies without brushing her teeth.
Tattlers predict she’s in the midst of a mental breakdown and we are here to document every sparkly hanbagged, furry hatted, open mouthed second of it. Hi Hannah
As you were, lads.
Han is still the only person in existence to become a SiNgLe MoM without ever actually having her kids, unless it involves taking a selfie with them in a hospital bed but making it all about her future career as Meredith Grey. She’s far too busy bunking off college for day trips to castles with her small in stature boyfriend who may or may not be involved in dodgy double glazing deals or jetting off to New York to enjoy some child free time.
Despite New York being one of the top travel destinations in the world, she’s managed to make it look boring and dirty, and that’s just her selfies without brushing her teeth.
Tattlers predict she’s in the midst of a mental breakdown and we are here to document every sparkly hanbagged, furry hatted, open mouthed second of it. Hi Hannah
As you were, lads.
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I’m so embarrassed for her
. Didn't realise it was "content worthy".