She builds up to duck all
She wouldn’t know what working was if it slapped her in the face
Embarrassing tart
She wouldn’t know what working was if it slapped her in the face
Embarrassing tart
Miss the drama tbhIt’s the fact she thinks she’s missed
When her followers haven’t increased in months
Forgot about that! I, apparently, need glasses Lozza could've got me a dealObviously been reading here… must have a new collab with another firm no one has heard of
Thinks Kyle has missed seeing her filtered to duck face and lickle strawb faceIt’s the fact she thinks she’s missed
When her followers haven’t increased in months
If there was a bush nearby, yesDo we think she was there for the bus parade![]()
Nah, I know there was thousands there but would have spotted her pan head a mile offDo we think she was there for the bus parade![]()
Probs in the luggage compartment rolling round in the dirt.. I’m sure she felt at home probs felt the same as rolling around on her carpetDo we think she was there for the bus parade![]()
I slept with munters in my pre settled days just out of boredom. Def would die if anyone knew I had went near themWtf is going on in that photo. She looks like one of those old models you’d see in the back of a porno* (long story how I know but a man was walking past my mum’s house when I was a kid and his backpack opened and his porno stash fell out, he legged it and we all had our eyes opened that day ha)
That basque doesn’t fit - it’s baggy af, it looks highly flammable and those shoes with it are an absolute show. Doubt they’re genuine ysl but she could’ve at least wore nicer shoes. Wtf went through Kyle’s head when he slept with her?!
Spiders are a bit like lauryn. weird, creepy, unemployed and live unwanted in ur house rent free.It does work! I see less of them in spider season. I put it on cotton pads around the house too. Some years I haven't seen any! Last year was horrendous though coz amazon took their sweet time delivering the oil. So when it came I put it everywhere. It drew the spiders out for them to leave. It was awful! Didn't sleep properly for weeks coz the thought of them makes me sick. Selfish creepy little bleeps they are!also you can buy them plugs ins that send out a pulsing sound (we can't hear) have no idea if they work but it makes me feel better and less crazy (I probably sound nuts) at least I'm not as nuts as our lozza though
how the hell did you manage Australia??
I would be deceased
Also the person on here that has the spider profile pic! This has stressed me out immensely![]()
Whilst screeching “ALL your children go onto the pitch or NONE of them do!”Was anyone waiting for lauryn and Cairo to run out on the pitch tonight with strawberries over their headsno just me?
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Yeah, im waiting for another campaign to get all 4 of his children to go onto the pitch…..because her one against Puma was so successful, oh no…wait a minute….Whilst screeching “ALL your children go onto the pitch or NONE of them do!”