Was anyone waiting for lauryn and Cairo to run out on the pitch tonight with strawberries over their heads
no just me? 
no just me? 
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The stockings are an integral part!! Only ones with baggy seams will doOnly reason I have come on here to see… if she has kept quiet I would say she has pissed off on holiday
The irony of that comment… will be enough to send missy into a tailspin
Should have put crowns instead
Right thats been added to the wiki, filled a few things on that today x
And the bride was inspired by a recent tacky look she spotted on Insta minus the stockings and crappy shoes
He posted "AND THAT'S NUMBER FOUR!!!!" I was waiting for the digs and she let me down. She really is keeping a low profile after she realised she directed everyone to King Kerching's nursery and the contents of our lost threads.Was anyone waiting for lauryn and Cairo to run out on the pitch tonight with strawberries over their heads
Come on you shameless witch don't have a sense of self-awareness now.
I’ve spat my wine outWas anyone waiting for lauryn and Cairo to run out on the pitch tonight with strawberries over their heads
I feel so clever x@4FoxAche you are correct. Not too far from the horse Derby taking place in a couple of weeks
Bet that boring cow sits and points to the telly, that's your daddy, daddy doesn't want you, mummy loves her little ATM though, yes she does.
I'm dosed up on codeine today, I get a rogue cycle every once in a while that makes me sleepy and in pain. I've laid in bed all day, watched sense & sensibility strangely feeling like a dog in heat looking at the men in their period costumes
Bet stocking seam goodman was wetting her knickers when Kyle mentioned that's number 4,probs thinks it a sign like the TV talks to that nutcase in code
I'm dosed up on codeine today, I get a rogue cycle every once in a while that makes me sleepy and in pain. I've laid in bed all day, watched sense & sensibility strangely feeling like a dog in heat looking at the men in their period costumes
Bet stocking seam goodman was wetting her knickers when Kyle mentioned that's number 4,probs thinks it a sign like the TV talks to that nutcase in code
Hope you feel better soon
Stocking seam Goodman
I still can’t believe she actually put that photo on her socials I’m reattaching just for pure bants
@4FoxAche - I think you missed the vital clue weeks ago when I said she was in my neck of the area when she went to the farm that isn’t farm
@Lizzy 93 is quiet Attachments
Beautiful toe seamsHope you feel better soon
Stocking seam Goodman
I’m reattaching just for pure bants
@4FoxAche - I think you missed the vital clue weeks ago when I said she was in my neck of the area when she went to the farm that isn’t farm
, I often think I may buy white toe seamed granny stockings and wear a pair of black ysl heels for ma man, yooo hood mr j how'd you like ma Nora Batty entertainer look I did guess you lived somewhat just south of me lol
Maybe @Lizzy 93 is watching period dramas as well
Hope you feel better soon
Stocking seam Goodman
I’m reattaching just for pure bants
@4FoxAche - I think you missed the vital clue weeks ago when I said she was in my neck of the area when she went to the farm that isn’t farm
Wtf is going on in that photo
. She looks like one of those old models you’d see in the back of a porno* (long story how I know but a man was walking past my mum’s house when I was a kid and his backpack opened and his porno stash fell out, he legged it and we all had our eyes opened that day ha)That basque doesn’t fit - it’s baggy af, it looks highly flammable and those shoes with it are an absolute show
. Doubt they’re genuine ysl but she could’ve at least wore nicer shoes. Wtf went through Kyle’s head when he slept with her?!I think Mr B would tell me where to go if I turned up in theseBeautiful toe seams
I did guess you lived somewhat just south of me lol
Maybe @Lizzy 93 is watching period dramas as well
Dressing like that while talking about her pretend Endo
How rude of our Liz. I personally can’t stand period dramas
He was paying for a good time. No matter who it wasWtf is going on in that photo
That basque doesn’t fit - it’s baggy af, it looks highly flammable and those shoes with it are an absolute show
Mr J would be like are you drunkI think Mr B would tell me where to go if I turned up in these
Dressing like that while talking about her pretend Endo
How rude of our Liz. I personally can’t stand period dramas
He was paying for a good time. No matter who it was
.I used to hate them too then I watched one about a year ago and started salivating over the men in costumes
.I still can't get over she dressed like that to talk about endo, absolute fan that lassie is. I'm lying here a bit cuckoo from the pain killers and the last thing I'd do is get dressed up in white minging get up.
I'm in ma black leggings with holes in them, and a top 3 sizes to big, with fluffy socks and a top knot bun, my sore period get up
@Jellybean093 I've thought it for a while tbf. Didn't realise that was you a few weeks back. Absolute genius over here.
@Jolie1988 I am binge watching Bridgerton, again.
Also, ladies I need love and support saw a spider about an hour ago and have no idea where it's gone. Considering torching my house x
@Lizzy 93 hope you're okay love
@Jolie1988 I am binge watching Bridgerton, again.
Also, ladies I need love and support saw a spider about an hour ago and have no idea where it's gone. Considering torching my house x
@Lizzy 93 hope you're okay love
I'm on the 2nd season of it, just binged watched downton lol, there's just something I love about old men in costumes, not like peppa pig costumes mind
I feel your pain Ms Fox, I'm scared of my own hair half the time as I think it's spiders
. Get yourself a mini hoover and have it with you at ALL times in case of an arachnid emergency, just block it with tissue at the end until you can throw it outside.
One of the worst pics She’s ever doneHope you feel better soon
Stocking seam Goodman
I’m reattaching just for pure bants
@4FoxAche - I think you missed the vital clue weeks ago when I said she was in my neck of the area when she went to the farm that isn’t farm
I also can’t cope with the boots and long coat in the pic with her and Vardy that one is also top 5 her worst pics
guys I was shattered tbh never gone bed that early you’re all a bit off tbf I’m a well travelled girl I’ve probably been all of your neighbours at one point
literally been everywhere !The longest area would be Essex where I am now
I stay off Essex threads because I find it hard to be quiet at least I know nothing about Brighton girls
For sale:
Foxling 1 and Foxling 2!
After the great spider incident they got into my bed (both of them) at 03:00 and proceeded to have a fight. Literally.
I know I'm straying into Lozza territory here but I promise I won't bother you with my (non-existent) baggy fan and ruptured hole.
Edit: I wouldn't really sell them I'm just tired
I know she'd sell Cairo for a Moncler jacket and a knock-off LV bag!
Foxling 1 and Foxling 2!
After the great spider incident they got into my bed (both of them) at 03:00 and proceeded to have a fight. Literally.
I know I'm straying into Lozza territory here but I promise I won't bother you with my (non-existent) baggy fan and ruptured hole.
Edit: I wouldn't really sell them I'm just tired
I know she'd sell Cairo for a Moncler jacket and a knock-off LV bag!why are you not in lairens dms ? asking her what you should do because she’s the best inspirational mother to have ever walked the earthFor sale:
Foxling 1 and Foxling 2!
After the great spider incident they got into my bed (both of them) at 03:00 and proceeded to have a fight. Literally.
I know I'm straying into Lozza territory here but I promise I won't bother you with my (non-existent) baggy fan and ruptured hole.
Edit: I wouldn't really sell them I'm just tired
Sending love alllll the way from Spain
I have severe arachnophobia (just typing the word makes me shiver) I use pure peppermint oil, dilute in a spray bottle and spray that tit everywhere. Have it in burners when it's spider season. Canny stand the guys
so you have my full love and support at that stressful time you went through. Try it before you burn the house down Does that actually work?I have severe arachnophobia (just typing the word makes me shiver) I use pure peppermint oil, dilute in a spray bottle and spray that tit everywhere. Have it in burners when it's spider season. Canny stand the guys
Am terrified and I didn't get any last year, I hate typing the words related to them. I was actually online seeing if there is any medication they might give out am getting worse, I used to spend winters in Australia when I was younger and I cant recall them bothering me as much as they do now.
Not to derail the thread, lauryn bothers me too
It does work! I see less of them in spider season. I put it on cotton pads around the house too. Some years I haven't seen any! Last year was horrendous though coz amazon took their sweet time delivering the oil. So when it came I put it everywhere. It drew the spiders out for them to leave. It was awful! Didn't sleep properly for weeks coz the thought of them makes me sick. Selfish creepy little bleeps they are!Does that actually work?
Am terrified and I didn't get any last year, I hate typing the words related to them. I was actually online seeing if there is any medication they might give out am getting worse, I used to spend winters in Australia when I was younger and I cant recall them bothering me as much as they do now.
Not to derail the thread, lauryn bothers me too
also you can buy them plugs ins that send out a pulsing sound (we can't hear) have no idea if they work but it makes me feel better and less crazy (I probably sound nuts) at least I'm not as nuts as our lozza though how the hell did you manage Australia?? 
I would be deceased
Also the person on here that has the spider profile pic! This has stressed me out immensely
Why does grant always seem annoyed when Chloe films him
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