Goodman Sisters

[Jolie1988]

Bet Carron Me Joolie is buzzing to be able to move into a gaff where she's not living in a trip hazard. Carron me Joolie can go to the bathroom without tripping over nike socks swiping up her nether regions.

What a time to be alive

 

[projectstadium]

No. Her personality is as dull as dishwater it’s painful listening to her voice.

Hey, that’s an insult to dishwashers everywhere.

Hey, that’s an insult to dishwashers everywhere.

I nearly said a dishwasher but remembered #allornone

 

[Lizzy 93]

Won’t be long until her begging bowls out she went from 0 to €$ and still isn’t enough

So not long until “ I need you poor witches help Cairo is bursting out his big room I think he needs his own outta house tbh send advice xxx “

 

[titan22]

Bet Carron Me Joolie is buzzing to be able to move into a gaff where she's not living in a trip hazard. Carron me Joolie can go to the bathroom without tripping over nike socks swiping up her nether regions.

What a time to be alive

Carron can’t wait to decorate her new bedroom Lauren will probably give her the boxroom. I’m very interested to see the dynamic and if anything changes

 

[projectstadium]

Pros of a dishwasher over Lairen

-cleans things
- works
- is nicer to listen to than she is
- doesn’t give you herpes
- probably more likely to walk Heidi
- won’t be found hiding in your bushes

- has a safety lock settin so considers Giros safety more frequently than Lauryn

 

[Jolie1988]

Big Carron will be impressing her gentlemen friends.

We also have a dishwasher just to the left of the boudoir, it washes, unlike my manky daughter

 

[Jellybean093]

Pros of a dishwasher over Lairen

-cleans things
- works
- is nicer to listen to than she is
- doesn’t give you herpes
- probably more likely to walk Heidi
- won’t be found hiding in your bushes

- has a safety lock settin so considers Giros safety more frequently than Lauryn

Im leaving this thread

 

[titan22]

Big Carron will be impressing her gentlemen friends.

We also have a dishwasher just to the left of the boudoir, it washes, unlike my manky daughter

Why have i visions of Carron having a four poster bed with red curtains around it and a red silky duvet
I bet her house will be decorated tacky as duck

 

[Jolie1988]

I just always think of Carron me Joolie as that Joyce Temple-Savage woman from benidorm

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

No. Her personality is as dull as dishwater it’s painful listening to her voice.

I just can’t take the blurred face at an angle as she drones on

 

[titan22]

I just always think of Carron me Joolie as that Joyce Temple-Savage woman from benidorm

Bet Carron & big Sean weren’t expecting it to be dumpy Lauren who would trap a footballer especially one better than grunty

 

[Jolie1988]

Bet Carron & big Sean weren’t expecting it to be dumpy Lauren who would trap a footballer especially one better than grunty

How can anyone be that desperate for an unprotected bag??

I think I just can't get over having the Gazelle that is Annie at home and then going near Oscar the grouch equivalent. At least Chloe can keep a man.

Lauryn can't even keep a carpet clean

 

[Lizzy 93]

I just can’t take the blurred face at an angle as she drones on

drones

@TrollLolLol @kittenface86 @BlueBeryl @Trefl @Disneygirl89 @worldwideunderground @That’sOk @Topaz @GoldSilver @Noseynoser @Kelly1822 @PenelopeStraw @Tumbleweed @mich81

Hope all is well xx

 

[titan22]

How can anyone be that desperate for an unprotected bag??

I think I just can't get over having the Gazelle that is Annie at home and then going near Oscar the grouch equivalent. At least Chloe can keep a man.

Lauryn can't even keep a carpet clean

Some men are beyond stupid

When you think about it Chloe was the z list celeb, bagged herself a footballer and living in a fabulous home, around that time Lauren’s getting convicted of benefit fraud her only real claim to fame and then boom she finally gets what she wants and to herself is better than everyone else nowMove over Heidi Lauren’s the new topdog

 

[Trefl]

drones

@TrollLolLol @kittenface86 @BlueBeryl @Trefl @Disneygirl89 @worldwideunderground @That’sOk @Topaz @GoldSilver @Noseynoser @Kelly1822 @PenelopeStraw @Tumbleweed @mich81

Hope all is well xx

Yey! Missed you trolls!

 

[Lizzy 93]

How can anyone be that desperate for an unprotected bag??

I think I just can't get over having the Gazelle that is Annie at home and then going near Oscar the grouch equivalent. At least Chloe can keep a man.

Lauryn can't even keep a carpet clean

Kyles a dumb duck
As is grant
Amelia needs to move in with Leon her bestie

You can see through these women all 3 sisters are money grabbing hookers

 

[Jolie1988]

No wonder big Sean legged it

 

[Jellybean093]

Do you think they’ve all been shat on?
#portapotty

 

[spilllltheteeee]

Lauryn believes in her heart her and Kyle were Romeo and Juliet

 

[titan22]

Anybody here live in Alderley edge, please check your bushes for a 5ft nothing brunette chav, she’ll most likely be threatening to knock someone’s door she may have a toddler with her who only speaks Spanish his favorite word is moo

How long before Lauren gets Cairo a perm? Wonder will she buy a sun bed for new house her & Cairo will be Caribbean brown in no time.

Do you think they’ve all been shat on?
#portapotty

They probably didn’t want Lauren