Goodman Sisters #76 Dumpy Stumpy wants a private arrangement 4 Rumpy Pumpy 4 Spunky in her Lumpy Bumpy 🍇

[SeptemberCatLady]

Postie - Oh hi miss goodman, have you a friend moved in?

Lauren - NO!

Postie - Oh ok just thought with the mail that’s been address to your house ‘Mrs L Walker and Miss A Kilner’

Lauren - That’s me with proof thank you very much that they aren’t married and it’s me he wants!!

(Words to that affect)

Postie - Sorry Miss Goodman, I can’t hand this letter to you

Lauren- why not?! It’s for my house!

Postie- yes but it’s for the bill payer. What time will your son Kairo be home, I’ll deliver it to him then.

 

[twiggy7]

My entry into the caption game @OGJessicaFletcher

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‘Hi miss goodman, yes here is your delivery of another 6 PAYG phones. How many is that now? Must be at least 50?’

Negotiating terms & conditions with the postman should she slip & open her legs cheap swank
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It’s the fact Annie is spotted next to her 100k car Lauren won’t stop being spotted next to her new Merc
She’s so tacky
She looks a state
Not even a new story same old tit

But but but we girls here have to convince ourselves she’s weird carry on believing that prozza

 

[Redtea2]

She has said a few times in comments that Kairo is going nowhere so Annie needs to get used to it.

Newsflash for you Lauryn, their 4 boys are going absolutely nowhere and will continue to support their dad on and off the pitch for the rest of his career, unlike your kids, who will never get that opportunity.

Get used to it.

I don’t actually think she understands they don’t care about kiaro they know he’s born they don’t care she is forcing Kyle to be involved because she hates the bond he has with RRR and not her son !!

Unhinged behaviour maybe it’s her who needs to get used to the fact Kyle does not want her or the mistakes

 

[givepeasachance]

Goodman: Any mail for me? Lauryn Goodman.

Postie: How are you spelling your first name?

Goodman: L.A.U.R.Y.N

Postie: Nope sorry luv, only mail here is for a 'Lauren Goodman' c/o The Box Room. And she must be elderly cos the sender is Pharmacy Direct. Between you me and the lampost, my guess is Anusol.

 

[Householdmystery]

Something is going on, Sian has deleted her insta, Annie’s deleted her pics with her…

did she have pictures up of them both?

 

[TRM4LYF]

did she have pictures up of them both?

yeah she’s archived them

 

[Householdmystery]

yeah she’s archived them

Oh ok I thought only Sian had pictures up of them both

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

Sian wouldn't desert her.
Annie needs her.
And especially now.

How many hills can one person be on at the same time?

 

[scotall]

How does she keep looking this tit who the duck stoats about the streets dressed like this
The boots
Where does she buy these tit clothes
God annie doesnt even have a scrap of make up on and blows her out the water everytime
Bless her wee cotton socks shes tries so hard

FYI there are other hairs styles than a pony

But Annie wears a pony remember…duh…and when Annie wears a black hat Prozac wears a black hat…

 

[Disneygirl89]

Imagine if either postman was your husband & you seen him in a picture with that Trollop!!

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Lauryn; You look just like my son is Kyle Walker your Dad?

Black Haired Postie; Please leave me alone I have a wife & kids (avoiding eye contact with Medusa)

Grey Haired Postie; Please just leave we don’t require your services today!!

Miss we are the royal mail, not blackmail

 

[Blondetech]

These aren’t even screenshots you can see the whores cracked screen so she was messaging him and taking pictures as the messages came in from another phone. She’s been banking all this stuff for a long time. Men and their wicks Jesus Kyle you could of lobbed it in anyone really and you pick this mad bleep at least twice…

Oooh so didn’t someone say that if you screenshot a Snapchat message , the sender gets a notification ???
This is how the conniving tramp has got round it then
She has took pics with her burner rather then screenshotting
Wow - what a loving , trusting relationship that must of been
#princesstreatment #couplegoals #dwarfprostitute

sent from an actual loving relationship
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What was for him (Kairo) if it wasn’t a goal?

The £8k that landed in her bank account
Vyle reminding Prozza what the money is actually for !!!

 

[Redtea2]

yeah she’s archived them

I wonder if lauryn has took Sian to court over Sian’s posts
you can take anybody to court but whatever is going on I imagine is affecting them all

She just won’t back off it’s actually disgusting Annie must be heartbroken having a stalker like lauryn constantly harassing you

why are they not getting a order against her at least Annie

 

[Lizzy 93]

Sian wouldn't desert her.
Annie needs her.
And especially now.

How many hills can one person be on at the same time?

It’s insulting to think Sian is deleting social media for loz
Maybe she’s sick of people dming her Lauren’s posts
Or maybe she just want a social media break

Every time Annie used to post, she was accused of it being a dig, so now she doesn’t even post

She still has her personal account which Annie is following
I really don’t think they are the tacky sisters
Everything they do is analysed
If she likes Kyle’s pics people assume something
How annoying

 

[minnietheminx]

This skid mark on society will be delighted she’s caused trouble between the queens!

 

[Keep Smiling]

This skid mark on society will be delighted she’s caused trouble between the queens!

Meanwhile she’s allowed to post what she wants, accuse anyone of being a narc or a bully or affecting the children while she does exactly that. They can’t even post a photo of their own family or like anything without this entitled swank kicking off. I’ve never disliked someone as much as her. The hypocrisy is lost on her.

 

[minnietheminx]

Come on Rachel and Paul, END HER!!!!!!

 

[Blondetech]

Postie - It my mates stag do next week. We want to handcuff him to a dwarf. Are you available on Saturday ??.

 

[justbeingmeee3]

gold hoops and siver neclace i really really need to know who is telling her these outfits look good... its the thing that bothers me most about her why does she dress like its 2009 she has absoloutely no style what so ever

 

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin1]

How I feel with all these hills
Can’t wait for the docs part 2 so we can see some truth

 

[Redtea2]

Disappointed lauryn all this sing like a canary and all we get is a small screenshot of a message kyke sent whikst being blackmailed and one photo of him with kiaro …..