Goodman Sisters #76 Dumpy Stumpy wants a private arrangement 4 Rumpy Pumpy 4 Spunky in her Lumpy Bumpy 🍇

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Just out of curiosity if you had 8k a month what would you wear? I think I’d be Annie outfits during the day and if I wanted to be more dressed I’d have nice jeans, blazer, plain vest/ tshirt , bit like a walking whistles / mint velvet catalogue. Always amused how she always dresses of a 90s market stall, I’d love to know where she shops cos she’s deff a one off 😂
If I have client calls then I’m normally shirt/blazer and leggings/trousers if not then active wear during the day and then potentially dress or jeans in the evening if I go out but pretty casual with maybe a statement bag or shoe! Lozza has terrible taste looks she constantly refers to more magazine circa 2001
 
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Kyle will be fuming seeing her laughing with other men 🤣🤣🤣🤣 sorry correction her laughing and them stood there like who the duck is this kerb crawler
 
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That dress looks like it’s so flammable I can imagine the itchy feel of the fabric
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Also how long until she is wearing those boots with an oversize England shirt as a dress 🤢
 
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It's cause we kept taking the piss out her saggy leggings!
Jokes on her cause she's that dumpy a normal blazer on other people reaches down her legs to make a dress.
 
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I’m DYING. The poor bleeping post men being un paid extras in her tit show of a life 🤣
 
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Imagine if it was actually Annie on the other end of Kyle’s phone replying to her snaps 😂
 
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I’m DYING. The poor bleeping post men being un paid extras in her tit show of a life 🤣
Imagine if either postman was your husband & you seen him in a picture with that Trollop!!

Caption This 🙊
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Lauryn; You look just like my son is Kyle Walker your Dad?

Black Haired Postie; Please leave me alone I have a wife & kids (avoiding eye contact with Medusa) 🐍

Grey Haired Postie; Please just leave we don’t require your services today!!
 
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This!! I’ve never known someone to always get it so wrong?? She dresses like it’s 2016. £8k a month and you cut about dressed like Chloe Ferry doing a book signing? This girl fails at everything she does. I think she’s always trying to prove she’s not copying Annie but come on😭

Hahahaha Chloe ferry doing a book signing 😂😂😂😂 absolutely spot on this comment I am ⚰
 
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Something is going on, Sian has deleted her insta, Annie’s deleted her pics with her…

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Something is going on, Sian has deleted her insta, Annie’s deleted her pics with her…

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Oh no, I hope Sian hasn’t said we can’t support you after that message from Kyle to Loz 🥺
Annie’s dad is gonna lose his tit with Kyle!
This is her plan to destroy them all, if she can’t have him she’s destroying his family, as she always threatened to! 🥺

sent from rip J, we got bigger problems
 
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The posties socks :D 🤩

I honestly have never seen somebody collecting a parcel dressed like Goodman's latest ensemble.

The sleeves are way too long so they look scruffy. Give me a beautifully tailored well fitting jacket anyday. You know the type of jacket I'm talking about - where the cut and fit is en pointe and the person wearing it looks like class.

And why is she showing everyone her breakfast? It's like she's not gone home from a night out

Again it's about knowing how to dress
 
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My entry into the caption game @OGJessicaFletcher

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‘Hi miss goodman, yes here is your delivery of another 6 PAYG phones. How many is that now? Must be at least 50?’

Postie - Oh hi miss goodman, have you a friend moved in?

Lauren - NO!

Postie - Oh ok just thought with the mail that’s been address to your house ‘Mrs L Walker and Miss A Kilner’

Lauren - That’s me with proof thank you very much that they aren’t married and it’s me he wants!!

(Words to that affect)
 
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Love to know what mums at the ‘nursery’ or wherever the messiah goes think of her!!! Just looks like a cheap hooker. All that money but no class
 
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