Goodman Sisters #74 Martha Goodman, not one single friend, we all want to know when will this end?

[giogio]

The poor wee lad is struggling with English never mind Spanish! She’s awful, all so she can brag he’s ’bilingual’ when at present he’s NOlingual

Honestly my girl is bilingual and her speech is soo advanced for her age, I think that’s because one parent is speaking English and the other is speaking their native language to her, rather than a random nanny speaking Spanish to Kairo and the Brighton beast speaking piles.

Completely confusing for him to live in a home where only English is spoken but expected to speak Spanish to his English mother.

and I love that the native language the parent speaking in my home is….Spanish the irony. X

 

[twiggy7]

When I’m having a bad day I always remember it could be worst I could be lauryn Goodman

EXACTLY THIS!!!!!

 

[hello from me]

Got a busy day tomorrow so thought I'd re-read the blog in the hope it would send me off to sleep cos she's such a boring bleep. Annoyingly though I noticed the hand in the picture and can't work out if its her or Konkettas? Can you lads help me out please cos its totally freaking me out

Also did anyone else get whiplash from the number of times she flipped from them being 'our children' to 'my children'?! Or need some Tena lady when she said 'there's more to my life than this drama'?! Don't make me laugh Martha, this drama is your whole existence. Scabby bint.

Sent from my bedroom furnished with Dunelm curtains. Not electric.

Not sure looks weird. But seems she has dressed the same as last year. A silly dress blazer and trainers. She just doesn't have a clue.

 

[twiggy7]

Just seen this

OMG STOP IT 🫣

 

[hello from me]

Would love to know how she supported him in his football. Bet she has never scrubbed his boots washed his kit cuddled him when he is sad prepared his meal

 

[giogio]

Would love to know how she supported him in his football. Bet she has never scrubbed his boots washed his kit cuddled him when he is sad prepared his meal

She supported him as most city fans not known to Kyle do, in their living room watching him on tv

 

[twiggy7]

Ahhhhhh Dumpy got me howling.
The still shot doesn’t do it justice
Here you Go lads

Fancy saying ‘I’m a cool mum’ like feck you are!!!! You are a dirty slag & the mums at the school gates know you are
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Would love to know how she supported him in his football. Bet she has never scrubbed his boots washed his kit cuddled him when he is sad prepared his meal

Annie been with him from school THATS support like Coleen with Wayne!! Stfu you stupid thick bint

sent from mi iPhone bought by KG1

 

[Rose94]

Howling looks like a toddler in a nappy with that dodgy bbl and huge joggers

 

[Candyfloss1974!]

As I was closing my manual Argos curtains I just thought that the line I keep my side of the street clean is from Taylor Swifts song Karma

 

[magsymaisy]

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Howling looks like a toddler in a nappy with that dodgy bbl and huge joggers

Kairo aged 16 still not toilet trained

 

[giogio]

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Howling looks like a toddler in a nappy with that dodgy bbl and huge joggers

Crying hahaha frumpy witch

 

[hello from me]

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Howling looks like a toddler in a nappy with that dodgy bbl and huge joggers

Whe I first saw this I thought it was superimpose looks dodgy as. Some small legs fat arse and a adults body

 

[livingforthetea]

Lauryn your patter is shite, you are a dull individual and just because you paid someone in your Austin Piles interview to call you “funny” and “self-deprecating”, doesn’t mean it’s true. You’ve probably spent your whole life living in an echo chamber, thinking you’re the tit. You will never amount to anything. You peaked in that interview where you shamelessly posed in Kyle and Annie’s house trying to look sophisticated and demure. You will never get that level of attention you desperately crave ever again, it’s all downhill from here. You have no talent, no personality and zero redeeming qualities.

Annie has sacrificed 15 years of her life to Kyle’s career. She irons his clothes, meal preps, raises the kids singlehandedly and has spoken in one of her rare interviews about how Kyle’s career comes above everything. She knows nothing else. The NERVE of this clout-chaser to put herself on the same level and claim she has supported Kyle and his career. Your delusion is showing hun, you might want to tuck it back in.

 

[hello from me]

As I was closing my manual Argos curtains I just thought that the line I keep my side of the street clean is from Taylor Swifts song Karma

This girl is song obsessed

 

[Disneygirl89]

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Howling looks like a toddler in a nappy with that dodgy bbl and huge joggers

I honestly thought this was photoshopped at first
Must have been hard to hold those stumpy little legs up in the air for ages after the deed

 

[OGJessicaFletcher]

are we supposed to see Lauren’s pic on the left ?

Can we get next fred ready ?
Winner “'These boots are made for stalking, that's just what I'll do'....”

Iphon

Yes Queen I will do a new Fred & quick recap
Sent fr Blackberreh BB pin; 23533

 

[giogio]

This girl is song obsessed

She’s 13 year old me setting sad song lyrics on my MSN status

 

[Lizzy 93]

How has the Goodman children supported konk
She is off her rocker

ifon

 

[Jolie1988]

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Howling looks like a toddler in a nappy with that dodgy bbl and huge joggers

Why does she have micro feet

Sent from ehhhh spanoul

 

[giogio]

Aw Annie and Sian must piss themselves reading this thread, some funny fuckers.
She will never ever live this down