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All I can think of when I see this is that really ill-fitting disposable thong they give you when you’re getting a spray tan or bikini wax…you know the one 🫣
Or a jock guard that professional athletes wear to protect their genitals 😝
 
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Truly horrifying I can’t be believed she thinks that is a good look.. tbf it suits her and her cheap friends
 
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Do they come with a bar of soap to get the skid marks out? Never seen something more uncomfortable looking in my LIFE!
the bottoms look like something from the 1950s period belt era
 
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Her boobs don’t look big at all in these bikinis. Are they just pushed up the whole time in the stuff that’s a few sizes too small?
 
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Her huge diet and health kick these last few months make sense now, in time for the launch. God forbid she might make the range appeal to more women if she was flaunting it with a few more curves. Her figure was unreal before she starting working out too, it’s a shame she felt she had to chase losing as much weight as possible to launch this.
 
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As expected nothing larger than a UK/AU 16 offered.

$79.00 for tops
$69.00 for bottoms
(Essentially $148 + shipping for a two piece set)
$129.00 for one piece
That’s mad money! I knew they’d be expensive but not that expensive
 
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That’s mad money! I knew they’d be expensive but not that expensive
Oh wow she has missed the mark on the pricing too, if I wanted to spend that money I’d be shopping at sea folly where I could see them in store also if I wanted before buying.
That feels like she is trying to turn a quick buck not set up a long term business?

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Postage in Aus is expensive to be fair which is why I was surprised she was going to do a product based business given most of her followers are based in Ireland.

But you’d have to buy 2 bikinis at over $300 to get free shipping and which won’t appeal to the local market because in there are cheap swimwear shops on every corner in Aus especially beach towns/suburbs. Even seafolly have a presence in most beach towns / suburbs too if you want to pay for an expensive one
 
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Oh wow she has missed the mark on the pricing too, if I wanted to spend that money I’d be shopping at sea folly where I could see them in store also if I wanted before buying.
That feels like she is trying to turn a quick buck not set up a long term business?

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Yea exactly you can go and try on seafolly like🙈i buy a lot of mine from infamous swim and they have amazing sales! I got 2 bikinis and a rashy last week for like 80 dollars on sale🙈 she really missed the mark
 
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Am I reading this right? Returns are store credit only???
Store credit is fairly common amongst smaller brands in Australia. Though I only had experience with clothes retailers & they have such a wide selection of items you could alway find asomething else to buy even if it was totally different category.

Once I had been stung a few times, I alway scrolled to the returns section to check if I could be refunded before I bought anything & went out of my way not to buy if it was store credit only. All my friends did same.

The law changed in Aus in 2019 to mean that gift cards have to be valid for 3 years after issue - not sure if same applies to store credit. It really should though.
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“Return shipping at customers own expense”
Hope her customers check the returns policy or she’s going to have some pissed off irish customer (if she gets any)!
 
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As expected nothing larger than a UK/AU 16 offered.

$79.00 for tops
$69.00 for bottoms
(Essentially $148 + shipping for a two piece set)
$129.00 for one piece
Nearly €90 for a bikini who the duck would be paying that? Maybe if they were nice bikinis but Jesus that is shocking still
 
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