Gemken

[testingonetwothreefoiur]

My god. I started out with no idea who any of these blonde instahuns were and watching some stories after seeing something on Siobhan O'Hagan's page. And I've ended up still not knowing who any of them are but feeling hopeless for the future if this is what passes for a "hen" these days.

Is a wedding with all of your family and friends there to celebrate you not enough? The Main Character Syndrome is overwhelming, how long did they spend planning and coordinating outfits and event planning for this Playboy Bunny-esque seemingly week-long event? Do they all have fellas? I'm about as "independent woman" as it gets and still know that my hubby would be horrified by me flashing my flaps on Instagram in various thrush-provoking barely-there bikinis, not to mention the gyrating and cocktail-fuelled screaming videos. Like I have a job? I manage people, I'm supposed to be an example to people, what do these people do for a living that this is OK to broadcast to the masses on social media?

And where's the money coming from? A wedding in Majorca ain't going to be cheap. Are mammy and daddy paying for that? Does yer man have deep pockets? Is this funded by OnlyFans or what?

And has a single one of them heard of skincare and sun screen? Botox and filler all over the gaff and the red raw skin on the lot of them. Tragic.

 

[lyncat87]

Rough enough looking crowd. And the other girls brother is an MMA fighter...yikes. I'll be absolutely slated for this but I really do think people up north are generally a bit rough around the edges in a lot of cases.

I mean that’s ridiculous you get just as rough across the border too? There’s different classes of people no matter where you go in the world. Jesus Christ that’s a dim comment to make

 

[Thegoodelife]

Why are people going on about their age? They’re on a hen party! They’re having fun and they’re on about their bikinis!! They’re literally in Bali what do you want them to wear? Some saddos on here need to get a life

Hello Gemma

 

[august19]

Isn’t it funny how Sinead hegs ‘flare ups’ never happen when she’s a full weekend of drinking and walking about half naked

 

[lunatics_thelotofthem]

I’ve got 2 kids and 1 on the way, nieces, nephews and 75% of our friends have kids. Yet……

Childless weddings…..10000% better.

Sorry not sorry on that one.

Weddings are boring for kids. Parents have to parent. Kids annoyingly take over. They do shit dancing on the dance floor and everyone has to watch. Let the parents have a day off and have a drink.

 

[hdbe45]

just watched sinead heg’s posts and yeah its Michaela , she is the biggest amongst all these skinny clones (sorry not sorry)

Michaela is also by far the most naturally pretty out of the lot of them IMO!

 

[Theydidwhat?]

Genuinely think she has just gained some weight and would imagine is fully aware of it as I'm sure most of us would after the past few months she has had with her dad.

If she hadn't recently got married would pregnancy even be suggested? For all we know she could struggle to get pregnant and could be a sore point?

Maybe it just hits close to home for me but think pregnancy rumours are very cruel.

 

[MrsLonely]

I need to stay off social media I've come to the conclusion after seeing this hen party over the last week lol.
Makes me wonder why I don't have friends like this ? ( I've great friends maybe 3 friends in totally lol)
Why I don't have spare money to throw around me. If I was asked to go on this hen I'd of had to say no lol.
Why I don't have a good body shape like these girls ? When I sit down I've 3 rolls hanging over my knees.
Why none of them ate bloated by the end of this hen all.still flat stomach.
How are they all getting on great and no fall outs. What I see online.
It has made me feel awful about myself lol but then again its a choice I watched it and need to remember it's all fake and very high Maintenance and that the bride actually expected something like this. If I was to do my hen again I'd still pick a night in Belfast and meal. Each to their own I guess.

 

[Thegoodelife]

I’m guessing illiterate sinead begarty ordered the cake lmao

 

[hdbe45]

Absolutely glued to the phone and doesn’t look one bit present. It’s all just such a contrived image of ‘fun’ 🫣

 

[LurkingLuke]

Nothing screams classy bride more than flashing your arse to the guests after dinner

 

[testingonetwothreefoiur]

She looks like...a bride. A pretty bride with a nice and probably over-priced dress on, but a bride nonetheless. She looks the exact same as the girl in the literal dozens of "bridal era" insta posts she's been doing for months now. Same hair, same tan, same style, etc

She's in for some comedown once she gets the Wedding Announcement post over and done with, and people stop pandering to her and treating her like the second coming of Jesus Christ.

Alright love, you got married. What now?

 

[Slurp37]

It just wrecks me, young girls think this is what the lifestyle will be if you move to oz. They are living off credit cards and promoting healthy lifestyles while vapes are stuck to their hands !!! How can they all afford these trips!

 

[irishnosebag]

Look at the face on sour puss because her day is over

 

[glitterx76]

Yes fair, but this sort of criticism is clutching at straws saying the hen looks rubbish etc is wildly ridiculous they are in Bali!!! At a beach club and then being criticised for wearing bikinis in 30 degree heat like COME ON!! some people be looking verrrry jealous!

I don't think anyone is saying they shouldn't wear bikinis. They are in bali, i would expect them to wear swimwear of some sort. But let's not pretend that those bikinis aren't the most unflattering hideous bikinis in existence

 

[backintheday123]

Why are people going on about their age? They’re on a hen party! They’re having fun and they’re on about their bikinis!! They’re literally in Bali what do you want them to wear? Some saddos on here need to get a life

Hi Gemma, will you go way and enjoy your hen hun. And please rethink those sumo wrestler bikini bottoms

 

[irishnosebag]

Anyone agree with the no kids at wedding shite, it’s really triggered me

There’s no right or wrong opinion there. Everyone is entitled to their own I can see pros and cons to both but it’s definitely circumstantial for different couples. Don’t think it’s anything to get triggered over

 

[Ilikeballoons]

I thought her wedding dress was stunning, the train and the detail were just gorgeous. However, I agree with the hair comments... It's her everyday hairstyle which really took from the overall look. A soft upstyle would have been much nicer on her. Her second dress was just cringe. She looked like a guest at a traveller wedding.

She shouldn't have gifted the Gucci to the MOH the same time as the other bridesmaids got the cheap watches. That was classless. They all spent huge money to attend the various hen parties and the wedding abroad. A cheap Rosefield watch as a thank you? I would be fuming!!

 

[Sydney618]

Gem Ken and Sarah (the one who also got married back in Ireland this summer) have had a MASSIVE falling out, something Gem Ken did while they where at home.
Rumour is they have not spoke since Sarah’s wedding!!

 

[hdbe45]

She has such a fab figure, so it pains me that she ‘designed’ and wears bikini bottoms that resemble those sumo wrestler nappy things 🫣