A new one for our musical
:
Something has changed about me,
Like several stone of change,
I ate the supermarket's entire ham, sausage and bacon range,
Too late to shake my fitbit,
Can't I just go back to sleep?
It's time to find a surgeon,
Beg for it for free.
It's time to try promoting surgery,
I think I'll try promoting surgery,
Catch me online, I'm promoting surgery
And watch my weight go down.
I'm through accepting limits,
'Cause doctors say they're so,
They say I'll bleed to death
But Spanish surgeons let me go!
No psych evaluation,
Just as well since I'm a mess,
I truly think I'll be Cosette once I weigh less.
Instead of buy, I'm promoting surgery,
I'm gonna fly to Madrid for surgery,
Don't ask me why I'm promoting surgery,
My surgeon is a clown.
I'm limited,
By ethics I am limited,
But this Dr Burgos said he'd hack my fat for free,
✨️Thin legs✨️.
I know that I could be slim
With healthy food and the gym
But I can't be arsed, so we
Are gonna try promoting surgery
Tell Jane goodbye, I'm promoting surgery.
So if you care to find me,
Look to a post-op bay,
I'm pouting at the camera,
Filtering all my selfies beige and grey!
I'm promoting surgery,
I'm ready for my gown!