Gabriella Lindley #67 Total nutter, snacking on butter, career down the gutter

[sonnenschein8]

Gabriella Lindley #68 sew much pain, help me Jane, faking birthday cards but can't spell her own name

 

[Anotherone]

She doesn't like to be the center of attention? .. The moment Zoe announced her pregnancy, she announced she was pregnant with a growing tumor named clemmie

 

[Kitten458]

That hand Jesus Christ i feel sick

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It looks like a dead chicken

 

[laykeadsy]

Claims she hates attention on her birthday etc. etc. and then proceeds to talk about it non-stop in the days leading up to it...

"Did you know it's my birthday tomorrow? Tomorrow is my birthday. I'm crying because it's my birthday...TOMORROW. My birthday, yeah it's tomorrow."

 

[Juststopit]

I want "I moved to Brighton to stalk Zoella and all I got was a tumor, a skin disease, fat, lonely and this lousy t shirt" t shirts

 

[bxtxaxcxe]

Okay, I had to make an account to post this because it’s confused me so much. I don’t even know what to say because I’m so baffled… a damp cloth isn’t adding water it’s just what you’re supposed to use, no?

 

[Mooncalf]

The fact that she showed off the stuff NARS sent her during the pandemic in the infamous bags-of-litter video makes me want to cry

Her reply of 'we can't go outside' when someone asked her why she doesn't take her bins out still lives rent free in my head, it must be in the top 'stupid comments from Gabby' for sure

 

[planetjupiter]

For someone who hates their birthday, she sure does mention it a lot. Pity party for one!

 

[planetjupiter]

Does she ever shut up?

 

[Juststopit]

Love Island is back on? I have no idea as that show is not broadcasted where I am from and dating shows is not my cup of tea. I guess we better ready our popcorns because she's about to embark on another argument with strangers online about how morally superior she is.

Nothing makes Gabby angrier than attractive people having sex

 

[Mooncalf]

It's the two year anniversary of that time Gabby pretended to have her birthday alone in lockdown and answered all these comments about it when Jane was sneakily there before it was allowed in the UK.

 

[Spud]

Who gives a fuck what colour her eyes are?? The level of self-obsession is ridiculous.

 

[tempo]

This could be a bomb title!
Gabriella Lindley #68: I moved to Brighton to stalk Zoella and all i got was a tumor and salmonella.

I want "I moved to Brighton to stalk Zoella and all I got was a tumor, a skin disease, fat, lonely and this lousy t shirt" t shirts

 

[Mooncalf]

The thing is with Gabby, I would genuinely respect her if she was just honest about things. I'll admit that I have depression and have been having a mild episode this week so I have been staying inside my house lying down doing next to nothing while everyone else has been out celebrating, very much Gabby style, with my eating and sleeping pattern getting messed up. It's an illness, it happens, I can recognise it and do what I need to do to slowly bring myself out of it.

But with Gabby it's always excuses, like instead of just talking openly about what she struggles with it has to be being scared of long covid. Or having to "work" 20 hours of the day. Or having some kind of mystery illness that ends up being bullshit. I think a lot of people would actually relate more to her if she didn't just chat shit all the time.

 

[Fillyjonk]

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Fuck off Gabby. Wish you would bloody mime when those nasal wet farts you call singing come out of your mouth.

 

[November_again]

She has sachets of salt in her handbag

 

[1twbnc]

3 years apart

 

[ECH]

Spotted gobs in the wild again today! She’s wearing the most ginormous pair of trousers. I did take another photo but last time some people kicked off so not sure if I should post it lol

Fuck the haters - the trousers need to be discussed

The fact the sign right behind her mentions butter is *chefs kiss*

 

[scoobie]

Honestly I think you’re all being a bit harsh on her, making out like she’s done nothing but fester for weeks. She’s actually labelled a box and put some washing powder in a jar.

 

[Mooms]

Imagine being 28(?) years old and craving validation that your brown eyes are actually green x