The time where we all went to butlins, I was in a āwind up merchantā mood, so I decided to wind up my cousins about how one had more chips than the other (they easily argue about the most minor things
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: š¤£](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
so this was a good opportunity). I told them that one of them has āone more chip than the otherā, they thought I was high off of something but after convincing them that one of them did, all you could hear was ā
Sheeeeeeās got one MORE chip than meeee!!!!!ā They didnāt stop arguing until we got back to the apartment and my aunt lost the will to live
![Woozy face :woozy_face: š„“](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f974.png)
itās put her off chips for life you could say!
At a wedding, I really was curious as to what whiskey tasted like, my grandfather obviously didnāt let me drink it. He said that I would be āloopier than a loopy loopā. Plus I would be sick. He was invited to the dance floor and I decided to taste it. Even if I was going to be loopier than a loopy loop. Big mistake. It wasnāt a little bit I tried, took a chug-full of it and when my grandfatherās friend noticed. I was told off and he was right, the taste was so bad, I was sick violently and was taken home at that point. Nowadays, I canāt drink a whiskey without 9 year old me looking like a sick dog at the back of my uncleās car regretting that decision.
And the last one, my mother thought it would be a good idea to have chocolates you can put up on the Christmas tree, so, me being me, would sneak out every night downstairs and just pinch one. I thought it was only me doing this but once we were confronted, my siblings came forward and because we had one of my motherās friends around, she confessed too. My mother was more humiliated because we put the empty wrappers back onto the Christmas tree
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: š¤£](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
I do now know what she was feeling back then, whenever it comes back up for a laugh, I get a little embarrassed. My chocolate robbing days are over and the choccy decorations for the trees are too!
![Flushed face :flushed: š³](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f633.png)
![Woozy face :woozy_face: š„“](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f974.png)