Fopperholic #89 Fake it in Paris..fake bag & face, fake broken foppertoe, fake marriage Fopp’s let it go!

[freakshake]

Is that the 40th jumpsuit making an appearance????

Seems she got the dress code wrong again tho others are all in jackets etc

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

No doubt another skincare brand she has never mentioned before and never will again

 

[Notothefakes]

It's a discount card for people who work in public services like probation, emergency services, NHS etc.

I need to tell my husband then! We did have something once but we had to upload to the card first is this similar? And it was a bit complicated if we hadn’t planned a purchase and hasn’t uploaded!

I make my son banana, oat and egg pancakes (from what mummy makes with real oil not fopperknobber) but whilst he loves it it doesn’t taste amazing

 

[freakshake]

Has she deleted the river island discount code, beg? Blue light discounts have a great offer on children’s wear I hope one of her sheep has shared the code and gets found out…..

God I would love to grass her up to Blue Light if she did There are some great discounts to be had with them

 

[Justwishfulthinking]

What lady do you follow are you allowed to say X

I was hoping you’d say as well! I don’t mind mindset coaches when they have something to offer which Nikki does not. She’ll try and do something like twins set twat but it won’t work. People will not pay long for her advice. X

What lady do you follow are you allowed to say X

I was hoping you’d say as well! I don’t mind mindset coaches when they have something to offer which Nikki does not. She’ll try and do something like twins set twat but it won’t work. People will not pay long for her advice.

Let’s go on a powerful journey together. How about let’s not.

Considering she’s trying to keep this a secret she’s following it…what an Idiot.

 

[freakshake]

You've just reminded me, did she mention the broken tumble dryer she was on the beg for? A lot of people on instagram had gigs with AO.. I wonder if it was just a begging tactic?

Course it was when does she ever do anything without a motive

I'm not 100% sure, but I think you just enter a code online or show it when you're shopping and they deduct the discount. I don't personally have one but my bestie does and he uses it a lot he loves it!

You have to be careful as I used it in Seasalt it’s Mr Freakshakes and I had to go outside and bring him in the shop to prove it was his card. I probably was a bit cheeky using a card in another name

 

[Snarkypants]

I think Greyson is the one she struggles with the most. She’s more vocal about his behaviour. In some of those Ryan Family diaries she looks just sad.

She was not prepared for the reality of being a mum.

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She looks like his granny in those pics where she's holding him

 

[Newmumontheblock]

How desperate and scraping the barrack can she get?
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Speaking of Nikki’s lies and contradictions I was on YouTube last night and it suggested one of her videos. She doesn’t realise how fake she appears due to her lies. But on one she’s talking about designer bags and really trips herself up but as she’s thick she doesn’t realise!

ooo what was she saying about them.

 

[Newmumontheblock]

Christ she sure has delusions of grandeur ... thinking 'pitching' up at the car dealers makes her look like a busy businesswoman... No Nicola.. if makes you look like a disorganised prick !! Why can't she take her car on one of the nursery days - oh that's right Tuesday is Mazza day.... why not arrange for someone to pick her up ? I bet she took that pic and then closed it all up, drank her coffee and went to the shopping park she was on about ! She is literally like a teenager trying to be like a grown up....

I follow woman on Insta who is actually fully qualified, makes a lot of sense and is really good at the whole weightloss/healthy eating... she does more about the mind stuff.... why we overeat.... finding peace with food... nourishing out bodies properly etc....... really educates herself and is interesting.... sadly Nicola will get some half arsed qualification or just make it up and her sad hangers on will part with there hard earned (in a real job) money because they will think she can offer a magic cure to their weight issues....

She's a liability she really is !

Interested to know the handle of the person you follow if that is allowed? x

 

[Dontmissmuch]

OK what is this blue light sorcery you speak of

 

[Notothefakes]

It’s really easy to use. Once you have your card and register with their website you search what shop you want to use and if they’re affiliated it will give you a discount code or you just produce it in a shop and they’re affiliated they knock the money off. I’ve literally saved loads this month as Asda and Morrison’s are giving 10% off. When I applied for mine in 2018 it was £5 for 5 years. I immediately made my £5 back with my discount taking my kids to Nando’s.

Yes my husband has spotted the Asda discount. He’s signed up so thanks for the tip!

Fopperholic #90 So
Old Fopps wants to give out weight loss advice. I think somebody needs to advise her on the boys’ correct shoe size!

 

[Beckyboo85]

My 30 hours only covers 3 full days - 7:30 - 5:30 even though I don’t send my boy until 8:30. I actually think them being in 5 x 9-3 hours would benefit them and Fopps might actually be happy for once x

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

I can't see what she alleges he said...what was it?

 

[Snarkypants]

What’s the belfry indiscretion? I think I’ve missed this….

Scuttled someone on the sly when he worked there *allegedly*

 

[Rainbowcolours]

Nah I’m sorry but what are they??

Massive as usual my youngest is 5 and even his feet aren't that big

 

[ChubClubThug]

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Listened to Richard and Judy podcast at the weekend. One of the guests were the authors of a book People Like Her about a mummy influencer. Sounded excellent. !!

I'm sure it was made into an ITV drama, or it was on the BBC

 

[Serious_Susan]

He’s going the same way as MrsHaywards husband

 

[~vix~83~]

I think it is but where she is is only a bloody town pub so as per usual she's well over dressed !!

She’s very booby in that outfit

 

[Ellsbells123]

Has she deleted the river island discount code, beg? Blue light discounts have a great offer on children’s wear I hope one of her sheep has shared the code and gets found out…..

 

[Misssj80]

how old is Chris?

Has he had his 40th yet? He's either 39 or 40